THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
Justice without force is
powerless. force without justice
is tyrannical
Baise Pascal
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
We do hope you enjoy today's issue
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
swap
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meth
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darn nice
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oh well
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how to identify a female suicide bomber
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bottoms up
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he is so drunk
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I forgot
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100 bucks
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can't u read
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
Funniest 911 Call Ever
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Funny Military Video
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Barney Miller - 706 - Call Girl
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America's Funniest Home Video
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A secretary got an expensive pen as a gift from her boss.
She sent him a 'Thank you note by email'. Boss's wife read
the mail and filed a divorce in court The mails says:
'Your penis wonderful. I enjoyed using it last night. It has
extra ordinary smooth flow, and firm strokes. Initially its
tip was to be licked to bring to working order & it is
equally good on both sides. I loved its perfect size and grip.
Felt like I was in heaven when using it. I've always desired
for it and you fulfilled my wish. At last it is mine and mine
for ever. Thanks a lot."
Moral: Space between words is an essential part in English!
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Murphy showed up at Mass one Sunday and the priest almost fell down
when he saw him. He'd never been to church in his life. After
Mass, the priest caught up with him and said, "Murphy, I am so
glad ya decided to come to Mass. What made ya come?"
Murphy said, "I got to be honest with you Father, a while back,
I misplaced me hat and I really, really love that hat. I know
that McGlynn had a hat just like mine and I knew he came to church
every Sunday. I also knew that he had to take off his hat during Mass
and figured he would leave it in the back of church. So, I was
going to leave after Communion and steal McGlynn's hat."
The priest said, "Well, Murphy, I notice that ya didn't steal McGlynn's
hat. What changed your mind? "Murphy replied, "Well, after I heard
your sermon on the 10 Commandments, I decided that I didn't need to
steal McGlynn's hat after all."
With a tear in his eye the priest gave Murphy a big smile and said;
"After I talked about 'Thou Shalt Not Steal' ya decided you would
rather do without your hat than burn in Hell?"
Murphy slowly shook his head. "No, Father, after ya talked about
'Thou Shalt not Commit Adultery', I remembered where I left me hat."
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The Cost of gas
The cost of operating Air Force One is now up to nearly $180,000 an
hour. But that is still cheaper than having President Obama in the
White House working on the government's budget. (Jim Barach)
Oil prices jumped to well over $100 a barrel, and analysts say it's
due to tension in the Middle East. So, luckily, it's just a temporary
thing. (Jay Leno)
Gasoline is so expensive in L. A. that police pulled over a van on
the freeway yesterday with fifty legal Americans in it. (Argus Hamilton)
You can tell gas prices are going up in California. Prius owners are
getting that smug look again. (Jay Leno)
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Paddy and his two friends are talking at a bar. His first
friend says: "I think my wife is having an affair with the electrician.
The other day I came home and found wire cutters under our bed and they weren't mine."
His second friend says: "I think my wife is having an affair with the
plummer the other day I found a wrench under the bed and it wasn't mine."
Paddy says: "I think my wife is having an affair with a horse."
Both his friends look at him with utter disbelief. "No I'm serious.
The other day I came home and found a jockey under our bed."
That's all folks!
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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