THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate.
Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond
measure. It is our Light, not our Darkness, that
most frightens us. We ask ourselves, who am I to
be brilliant, gorgeous, talented, fabulous?
Actually, who are you NOT to be?
~Nelson Mandela
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
The heat wave here in beautiful West
Michigan seems to have broken. We woke up
yesterday morning to a gentle rain shower, which
helped to bring temps down to a tolerable level
in the mid 80s. Seems that the weekend coming up
is going to be basically the same. it will be a
wonderful weekend for going out and about. Mid 80s,
but no showers predicted. Too bad
I have nowhere to go out and about to :)
We also managed to solve my son's need of
transportation. Dad finally decided to sell his
Crown Victoria to son. His finances are a little more
limited than Dad's, and I remember a couple times
when it would have been nice if someone had been able
to help me out. So, now son has a decent car to drive,
unfortunately, however, yours truly does not. The
big difference is that son, who works for a living,
actually has some place to go. Wheras Dad's greatest
use of the Crown Vic was to go out for coffee in the
morning. The smart thing would be to look around for
a new car for the war department, then I could take her
car, which is getting rather old and I want to see her
with something a little more reliable. But, for the time
being, I will try to go without and maybe save a few
shekkels, its a lot smarter than making them silly
car payments.
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
Gumby
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/f040.html
Moses
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/f041.html
lose weight
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/f042.html
fire
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/f043.html
Jail
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/f044.html
size does not matter
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/f045.html
not much
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/f046.html
the flasher
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/f047.html
who did it first?
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/f048.html
the prisoner and the queen's rage
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/f049.html
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
I Fought For You By The Sound Tank
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies9909.html
magic trick
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies9910.html
parking
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies9911.html
road rage at its finest
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies9912.html
playstation contender
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies9913.html
PMS
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies9914.html
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POWER POINT DISPLAYS
Amsterdam
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/fpe/ppd225.html
beer
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/fpe/ppd226.html
philosophy for old age
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/fpe/ppd227.html
Little Johnny's teacher was asking all the kids in
the class what their parents did for a living.
Little Mary got up and said "my Dad is a pilot,
and my Mommy is an architect."
"Great," said the teacher.
Michael got up and said " my Dad is a Doctor,
and my Mom is a housewife."
"Good," said the teacher.
Johnny was last in the class and when he got up he
said: "My Mommy, she is a substitute."
Knowing better about his background and always
striving to correct the kids, the teacher said,
"you mean she is a Prostitute."
"No," Said Johnny, "my Sister, she is the Prostitute,
but when she does not feel well, my Mommy substitutes."
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Rustic Ron stared at the bellhop in disbelief. "A
hundred twenty five dollars for a girl? That's
ridiculous! Why, in Tennessee I can get a girl to
clean my house, wash my clothes, cook my meals,
and sleep with me all night for four pork chops a
day." "Then what," said the bellhop, "are you
doing in Chicago?"
"Buying pork chops in bulk."
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Little Johnny walked into the kitchen, saw his
mother making a cake and announced, "I'll be
playing in my room for the next two hours. I sure
would like a piece of cake when you're finished."
Later, when his mother brought him a piece of
cooled cake, Little Johnny exclaimed, "Golly, it
worked!"Puzzled, his mother asked, "What do you mean?"
Little Johnny replied, "Daddy said that in order
to get a piece around here, you have to spend a
couple of hours playing first!"
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A boy had reached four without giving up the
habit of sucking his thumb, though his mother had
tried everything from bribery to reasoning
painting it with lemon juice to discourage the
habit. Finally she tried threats, warning her son
that, "If you don't stop sucking your thumb, your
stomach is going to blow up like a balloon."
Later that night, the boy walked into his
parents' bedroom and saw his mom sucking her
husband's penis. Quietly, he went back to bed.
The following day, walking in the park with his
mother, he saw a pregnant woman sitting on a
bench. The four-year-old considered her gravely
for a minute, then said to her, "Uh-oh ... I know
what *you* have been doing!"
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BUFFALO BILL
Mouse in Her Bra
http://www.buffaloschips.com/acdhhdd.htm
Movie
http://www.buffaloschips.com/abghyy.htm
Movie 1
http://www.buffaloschips.com/acccd.htm
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FUN PAGES
Dream Day Wedding
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=41703&s=n
Do Beer, Not Drugs
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=38550&s=n
Must Wash Hands
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=41409&s=n
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day!
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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