THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
Tears are like rain. They loosen up our soil so we
can grow in different directions.
GOOD MORING POSTMAN FANS!
My life would not exactly be called "life in the
fast lane." Typically, I do not do a whole lot during
the average course of a day. Both my doctor and my
wife have been after me about excersizing more, so I
have been trying to get out and walk daily. but that
gets pretty boring. So the other day, I decided to
try a bit of an old fad. went streaking instead of
just a normal hike. guess I won't do that again.
We do hope you enjoy today's issue
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
a puddle
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/g020.html
try out your rod
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/g021.html
saturday night special
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/g022.html
you crazy
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/g023.html
refugees in America
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/g024.html
another batch
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/g025.html
butt ugly
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/g026.html
going to the beach
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/g027.html
atta boy!
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/g028.html
at least 30 minutes
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/g029.html
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
Sports Illustrated Swimsuit 2009
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies9938.html
nice car
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies9939.html
sexually active
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies9940.html
kid loves his dog
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies9941.html
WWII Kamikaze Footage
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies9942.html
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POWER POINT DISPLAYS
Guiness world book of records
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/fpe/ppd240.html
the Norwegian Epic
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/fpe/ppd241.html
What if God...
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/fpe/ppd242.html
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.. How do you sink a submarine full of blondes?
A .. Knock on the door.
Q .. Why does a blonde only change her baby's diapers every month?
A .. The instructions stated, "good for up to 20 pounds".
Q .. What stops then goes then stops then goes?
A .. A blonde at a blinking red light.
Q .. What's five miles long and has an IQ of forty?
A .. A blonde parade.
Q .. What is the blonde's highest ambition in life?
A .. They want to be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.
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Did you hear about the Indian chief who traded in his forty
year old squaw for two twenty year olds?
A couple of weeks later a couple of fellow braves saw him
back with his forty year old squaw. They said, "What happened
to your two twenty year olds?"
The Chief replied, "Me no wired for 220!"
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If Men Were in Charge of Weddings
There would be a "Rehearsal Dinner Kegger"
until the cops showed up.
Tuxes would have team logos on the back and the Nike
shoes would have matching team colors.
June weddings would be scheduled around basketball play-offs.
Vows would mention cooking specifically, but omit that
"forsaking all others" part.
The couple would leave the ceremony in a souped up '73
Charger or some other Mopar with racing tires and flame
designs on the side of the car. Better yet, a Harley!
Big, slobbery dogs would be eligible for the role of "Best Man."
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There was a guy who was struggling to decide what to wear to
go to a fancy costume party. Then he had a bright idea. When
the host answered the door, he found the guy standing there
with no shirt and no socks on... just a pair of pants. "What
the hell are you supposed to be?" asked the host. "A premature
ejaculation." said the man - "I just came in my pants!"
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A young priest gets up in the morning and goes to
breakfast. On his way there two nuns look at him
and he says, "Good morning sisters". They reply in
a sing song manner, "You got up on the wrong
side of the bed this morning."
This stuns the priest who thought he had been very
polite but he just goes on. He encounters a Brother
a little while later along the way and
he says, "Good morning Brother."
The Brother replies in a sing song voice, "You got up
on the wrong side of the bed this morning."
The priest was very confused at this and goes on. He
gets a little farther and he comes across a fellow
priest and he says, "Good morning Father."
The priest replies in a sing song manner, "You got up
on the wrong side of the bed this morning."
Now the priest was mad. He continues his walk to the
dinning hall not saying a word to anyone. The Bishop
sees him and says, "Father ..."
The young priest was not going to take any more even
from the bishop. He looks at the bishop and says, "No
I did not get up on the wrong side of the bed this
morning."The bishop looks at him stunned and says, "What?"
The priest realized his mistake and said, "I am sorry
your holiness, what is it you want."
The bishop looks at him and says, "All I was going to
do was ask you why you had on Sister Ann's shoes?"
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BUFFALO BILL
Ouch!!
http://www.buffaloschips.com/91906.htm
Recession
http://www.buffaloschips.com/91907.htm
Red State Update
http://www.buffaloschips.com/91908.htm
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FUN PAGES
Fairy Island
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=41705&s=n
Animal Hunting Game
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=41511&s=n
BMW Drift
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=38547&s=n
THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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