THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
Friends are like condoms;
they protect you when things get hard
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
FROM: THE INVESTIGATIVE REPORTS BUREAU OF
THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
SCAM ALERT WARNING:
VISA, MASTERCARD, AND DISCOVER
Be very careful and watch out for this one.
It has been known to take the whole bank account
with just one swipe.Beware of credit card frauds
reported for swiping your card on a machine
as pictured below. This machine can end up costing
you a lot more than you bargained for!
Please forward this message to prevent further losses!
This is the photo of the machine:
Be careful out there!
Beware of the scams!
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
well honey
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flashing
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/f051.html
global warming
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/f052.html
its hot
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/f053.html
we got male
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/f054.html
pop ups
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/f055.html
Arabs on the beach
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/f056.html
dear diary
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/f057.html
smoking
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/f058.html
thieves
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/f059.html
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
bicycle chase
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies9919.html
the pole
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies9918.html
Beavers
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies9917.html
cleaning the gutters
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies9915.html
be careful with power tools
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies9916.html
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POWER POINT DISPLAYS
grand mothers in Brazil
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/fpe/ppd228.html
33 reasons why boating is fun
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/fpe/ppd229.html
awesome random photos
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/fpe/ppd230.html
Dr. Suesse
I do not like this Uncle Sam, I do not like his
health care scam.
I do not like these dirty crooks, or how they
lie and cook the books.
I do not like when Congress steals,
I do not like their secret deals.
I do not like this speaker Nan,
I do not like this 'YES WE CAN'.
I do not like this spending spree,
I'm smart, I know that nothing's free,
I do not like your smug replies, when I
complain about your lies.
I do not like this kind of hope.
I do not like it. Nope, nope, nope!
And I plan to vote, vote, vote!!
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Bob, a 70-year-old, extremely wealthy widower,
shows up at the Country Club with a breathtakingly
beautiful and very sexy 25-year-old blonde-haired
woman who knocks everyone's socks off with her
youthful sex appeal and charm and who hangs over
Bob's arm and listens intently to his every word. His
buddies at the club are all aghast.
At the very first chance, they corner him and ask, 'Bob,
how'd you get the trophy girlfriend?' Bob replies, 'Girlfriend?
She's my wife!' They are knocked over, but continue to ask.
'So, how'd you persuade her to marry you?' 'I lied about my
age', Bob replies. 'What, did you tell her you were only 50?'
Bob smiles and says, 'No, I told her I was 90.'
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THE HILLBILLY VASECTOMY After their 11th child, an
Alabama couple decided that was enough, asthey could
not afford a larger bed. So the husband went to his
veterinarian and told him that he and hiscousin didn't
want to have any more children. The doctor told
him that there was a procedure called a "vasectomy"
thatcould fix the problem but that it was expensive.
'A less costlyalternative,' said the doctor,
'is to go home, get a cherry bomb,(fireworks are legal in
Alabama ) light it, put it in a beer can(COORS),then
hold the can up to your ear and count to 10.'
The Alabamian said to the doctor, 'I may not be the
smartest tool in theshed, but I don't see how putting
a cherry bomb in a beer can next to myear is going to help me.'
'Trust me,' said the doctor. So the man went home,
lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer can.
He held the can up to his ear and began to count!
'One' 'Two' 'Three' 'four' 'five' At which
point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs
andcontinued counting on his other hand.
This procedure also works in
Tennessee , Kentucky ,
Louisiana , Arkansas ,Mississippi, Missouri and
West Virginia
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A large group of Taliban soldiers are moving down a road
when they hear a voice call from behind a sand-dune.
"One Marine is better than ten taliban". The Taliban
commander quickly sends 10 of his best soldiers over the
dune whereupon a gun battle breaks out and continues for
a few minutes, then silence.The voice then calls out "One
Marine is better than one hundred taliban". Furious, the
Taliban commander sends his next best 100 troops over the
dune and instantly a huge gun fight commences. After 10
minutes of battle, again silence.
The voice calls out again "One Marine is better than one
thousand Taliban". The enraged Taliban Commander musters
one thousand fighters and sends them across the dune. Cannon,
rocket and machine gun fire ring out as a huge battle is fought.
Then silence. Eventually one wounded Taliban fighter crawls
back over the dune and with his dying words tells his commander,
"Don't send any more men, its a trap. There's actually two of them.
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BUFFALO BILL
Aaaaahhhhh!
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Advise for the Dimocraps
http://www.buffaloschips.com/90907.htm
Airline Pilot of the year
http://www.buffaloschips.com/90908.htm
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FUN PAGES
Flip Words 2
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Bear Hunting Game
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Easy Meal in Africa
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day!
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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