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GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
Got to admit, it is pretty tempting.
You know, that cash for clunkers deal that
the government is offering? I've had that
big ole Ford Crown Victoria now for just about
a year. And if its true they will give you
45 hundred bux if you buy a new car that
gets ten miles more per gallon, I'd probably
qualify with no problems. I've never checked,
but I'm sure the Vic probably gets around
17 or 18 miles per gallon on a good day.
I could buy a new Cobalt or something like that. Only problem with
that? I'd actually need some destination to go to
with a new car to drive. What would be the point?
And aside from the fact that I do not like making
car payments, perhaps it is not the best deal
for me at this time. Somehow, I always had my
daddy's philosophy about cars: never trade a car
in that runs real good. Always run it in to the
ground. At the rate I am going, this last year,
I put a little less than 2 thousand miles on the
Vic. Given the fact that it only has a hundred
thousand on it, I suspect that will probably take
me at least 20 years to drive it into the ground.
Theoretically, it might be the last car I ever buy.
Who said big is not better?
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
we did every thing possible
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complaining
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don't get upset
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nothing to worry about
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I fell asleep
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last night
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new years resolution
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how I'm doing
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
that's sick!
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piercing
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snake
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parking
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a senior moment
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skate board champ
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A man went to apply for a job. After filling out all of his
applications, he waited anxiously for the outcome.
The employer read all his applications and said, "We have
an opening for people like you."
"Oh, great," he said, "What is it?"
"It's called the door!"
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The electrician took a break.
Bill: "I met the foxiest lady today but she was tied up for the evening."
Doug: "That's too bad."
Bill: "She gave me her phone number though."
Doug: "It sounds to me like you've got it made."
Bill: "I'm not too sure. She has a 900 number!"
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Two men were grumbling over their problems. The first
man said, "My wife left me for a man who drives an ice
cream truck."
His friend began to ask, "You mean..."
"Yeah," the first guy replied. "She left me for Mr. Softy."
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Q: How do you know when a blonde has been making chocolate
chip cookies?
A: You find M&M shells all over the kitchen floor.
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A man walks into a bar and orders a triple scotch. The
barman gives it to him and he gulps in down in one swoop.
"Hey buddy, you must be having it rough. What's up with you?"
says the bartender "Well, I got home early from work last night
and found my wife and my best friend in bed with each other!"
"That's terrible pal, the next drink is on the house." So the
bartender gives him another triple scotch and again he gulps
it down. "If you don't mind me asking, what did you say to your wife?"
"I told her I've had enough and I want a divorce!"
"Good for you! You said the right thing. So what did you
say to your best friend?" "Well, I walked up to him,
looked him straight in the eyes and said... ...BAD DOG!"
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TRUE FACT: Male sperm (Y) swim faster and die sooner than female sperm
(X), because female sperm contain heavier genetic material, which slows
them down but allows them to live longer.
THEREFORE: Males with longer penises tend to produce more male
offspring because they deposit the sperm closer to the egg and Y sperm
cells win the "sprint." Males with shorter penises tend to have
more female offspring because sperm is deposited further from the egg,
Y sperm die off thus allowing X sperm to win the "marathon."
CONCLUSION: Look at your family. This tells you whether or not your
father had a big dick.
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BUFFALO Bill
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Pool Prank
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Pregnancy Test
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Priest off
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SYDESJOKES LIST
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Amazing Catch
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Amazing Cups
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Amazing Escape
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FUN PAGES from Lorraine
Age of War
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Flux Family Secrets
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Blazing Squad
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Tooth In Your Foot?
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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