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I have been spending a lot of time lately watching the Food Channel,
especially the new show , Chopped. Four chefs from anywhere from
greasy spoons to five star restaurants play for a prize of 10,000
dollars. They are required to prepare an appetizer, entrée, and a
dessert from a basket of ingredients and a small kitchen. Usually
three of the ingredients belong together and the other one does not.
For example prepare a dessert with chocolate, cream cheese cherries,
and carrots.

You have a half hour to prepare the dish and serve it to the judges
and
they are very strict on plating, taste, originality, and usage of
all the
ingredients. If you have the worse dish, you are chopped from the
game. The funny part is that the kitchen area is open and in full
view of the judges and they get caught doing the dumbest things. One
chef
dropped a piece of meat on the floor and another served almost raw
chicken, and a third cook got caught using her tasting spoon to
serve.

The dishes are reasonably simple and usually tasty and it does give
you a few new ideas to try out.

Eva just came over and sat on my knee and told me, " You really
stink." Oh well I guess that's the best you can hope for on a
Monday. Enjoy the chips.... buffalo

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In the beginning there was void, and you couldn't find
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Then god spake forth and said, "I wanna cookie!" And
chocolate chip cookies appeared, god tasted them and
they were chewy and good.

Then god looked forth for someone to tell how good the
cookies were, but there was void, so god created a
place, and called it "here." And then god caused to
appear a man, right here, and called him "You."

Then god spake, "Hey You, try one of these cookies,
they're great!" Then You partook of the cookies, and
raved as to the goodness thereof.

Then You looked for someone else to tell about the
wondrous cookies of chocolate chip, but there was no
one but him and god, and god already knew of them.

Them You spake unto god, beseeching, "Who can I tell
about these great cookies?" And god created woman, and
called her "Wowza," for her form was exceedingly fair
to look upon.

You then spake unto her and said, "Wowza, you gotta
try one of these cookies!" Wowza partook of the cookies,
and said "They're Ok." Then hid herself from You and
god, and ate the entire box of cookies.

Then god waxed wroth and spake, "You! Where are my
cookies?" and You turned and cried, "Wowza! She bogied
the whole box!"

And god sent forth a curse of cellulite and smote Wowza
on the hips, causing You to look upon her and go "Yuck!"

Then Satan, He of rice cakes and Iceberg lettuce, did
appear and sent to Wowza a divorce lawyer to comfort
her in her grief.

And thus did Here become a place of bedevilment and
god quoth, "Next time, I'll send out for pizza, and
not tell anyone, including You!"

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Santa Chips
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Good, bad or on the fence - everyone gets an AOL CD in their
stocking this year.

But I heard him exclaim, ere he drove out of sight, "Yadda, yadda,
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Former "Naughty/Nice" databases merged into a single "Whatever"
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Turns Ms. Claus out to work the corner next to the Salvation Army
bell ringers.

At midnight on Christmas Eve, gift certificates to Amazon.com
magically appear in the email in boxes of good girls and boys.

New policy this year: Only strippers allowed on his lap.

Hey, kid - them brown lumps in your stocking ain't coal!

On his personal Christmas list: A George Foreman Grill and "The
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Moses Chips
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Moses and his flock arrive at the sea, with the Egyptians in hot
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Moses calls a staff meeting.

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"Normally, I'd recommend that we build barges to carry us across,"
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"Does anyone have a solution?" asked Moses.

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- six Philadelphia Blunts
- Uncle Sam's Inflamed Rectum
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- Magic Rotten Smell
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- Shirtless Bystander Barrage
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- White Trash Block Party
- Bedridden All Summer Long
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The night of the honeymoon, the mother got up because she couldn't
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laughing. Then she went to her youngest daughter's room and she
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The next morning when the men left the mother asked her oldest
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"That's true." She looked at her second daughter. "Why were you
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The daughter replied "Mom you always said that if something tickled
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Rosenberg says, "screw the Rabbi's wife!"

Goldstein says, "shh...that's first prize."

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Salesman Chips
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A traveling salesman's car breaks down in the middle of nowhere. he
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He cracks open a second egg.

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He cracks a third egg.

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Parting Chips
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Katie's Komfort Kolumn
Vol 1640

Dad's Surgery

BJ: What is with the wheelchair Katie?

Katie who is wearing a nurse's outfit: We are making a dry run
father. We want to insure everything is okay when you get home. Rudy
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BJ: I will not need a bedpan Katie.

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