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From The Archives

There is a problem with trying to improve gas mileage on vehicles in
the Great White North and that is rust. When you try to raise
mileage more parts are replaced with plastics, aluminum, and
composites but to keep the car economical you still have to use
steel for some of the body panels and frame and drive components.
The less steel a car has the sooner the body will lose its rigidity,
doors won't close, gear shifts will stick and the car becomes
impossible to drive.

The heavier a vehicle the longer the body will last and this holds
true in cars as well as pick-ups. You will see a variety of newer
foreign pick-ups from the 80'w and 90's running around with wood
flatbeds on them because it is easier to build a new bed than try to
patch together the old one. American vehicles seem to have made a
little more
progress in the use of double galvanized metal and under coatings
but I was reminded today of my brother Ron's 73 Chevy pick-up that
had a severe case of cancer.

The box sides of the pickup had the supports gone out of them and
they flapped like a dogs ears in the breeze as he drove down the
road. Finally he took an axe and chopped through the thin metal on
the sides and left only the floor there. It wasn't long though
before the floor
was gone too though and the truck had no traction because there was
no weight on the back tires. Ron was out working in the woods and he
cut the floor out and chained a 36 in. log to the frame rails and
nailed the plate and taillights to the log so technically he had a
legal vehicle. Ron was well known by the State Police as a Joker and
he
wasn't surprised when he got pulled over. The policeman asked, "
What exactly do you call what you're driving today, Ron?" Ron told
him, "It's a log truck." Fortunately Ron found a newer vehicle
shortly after that and the log was consigned to a firewood pile.

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I was sitting at the bar, down on Fisherman's Pier enjoying a cold
brew,
when a completely stunning statuesque blonde sat down on a stool
almost
next to me.
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I couldn't help but notice her long tanned legs in the short short
shorts and bodacious ta ta's spilling out of the inadequate bikini
top.
It was obvious she was a tourist from somewhere in England from her
accent when she ordered a gin an tonic.
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I caught her eye and when she smiled I took it as an opening to try
and
make her acquaintence.
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After exchanging a few pleasantries about the weather, she took a
book
out of her bag and was opening it up. Fearing that this was the end
of
the brief encounter, I attempted to broaden the conversation, by
asking
her what she thought about global warming.
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The goddess closed her book , smiled knowingly and said, "That could
be
interesting, but do you mind if I ask you a question first."
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Saying, " No, go ahead ", while moving innocently to the stool next
to
her.
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She continued in a cute clipped educated Brit accent, "A horse, a
cow,
and a deer all eat grass. The same stuff. Yet a deer excretes little
pellets, a cow plops out a flat patty, and a horse dumps clumps of
dried
grass.
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"Now why do you suppose that is?"
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"Jeez," I replied, after a bit of thought, "I haven't the slightest
idea."
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"Well, then mate," she said, as she got up to leave, "how is it that
you
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the full fart has been expelled. Walk an extra 30 feet to make sure
the
smell has left your pants.

FLY BY - The act of scouting out a bathroom before pooping. Walk
in and
check for other poopers. If there are others in the bathroom, leave
and
come back again. Be careful not to become a FREQUENT FLYER. People
may
become suspicious if they catch you constantly going into the
bathroom.

ESCAPEE - A fart that slips out while taking a leak at the urinal or
forcing a poop in a stall. This is usually accompanied by a sudden
wave
of embarrassment. If you release an escapee, do not acknowledge it.
Pretend it did not happen If you are standing next to the farter in
the
urinal, pretend you did not hear it. No one likes an escapee. It is
uncomfortable for all involved. Making a joke or laughing makes both
parties feel uneasy.

JAILBREAK - When forcing a poop, several farts slip out at a
machine
gun pace. This is usually a side effect of diarrhea or a hangover.
If
this should happen, do not panic. Remain in the stall until everyone
has
left the bathroom to spare everyone the awkwardness of what just
occurred.

COURTESY FLUSH - The act of flushing the toilet the instant the poop
hits the water. This reduces the amount of air time the poop has to
stink up the bathroom. This can help you avoid being caught doing
the
WALK OF SHAME.

WALK OF SHAME - Walking from the stall, to the sink, to the door
after
you have just stunk up the bathroom. This can be a very
uncomfortable
moment if someone walks in and busts you. As with farts, it is best
to
pretend that the smell does not exist. Can be avoided with the use
of
the COURTESY FLUSH.

OUT OF THE CLOSET POOPER - A colleague who poops at work and is
proud of
it. You will often see an Out Of The Closet Pooper enter the
bathroom
with a newspaper or magazine under his or her arm. Always look
around
the office for the Out Of The Closet Pooper before entering the
bathroom.

THE POOPING FRIENDS NETWORK (P.F.N) - A group of co-workers who band
together to ensure emergency pooping goes off without incident. This
group can help you to monitor the whereabouts of Out Of The Closet
Poopers, and identify SAFE HAVENS.

SAFE HAVENS - A seldom used bathroom somewhere in the building
where
you can least expect visitors. Try floors that are predominantly of
the
opposite sex. This will reduce the odds of a pooper of your sex
entering the bathroom.

TURD BURGLAR - Someone who does not realize that you are in the
stall
and tries to force the door open. This is one of the most shocking
and
vulnerable moments that can occur when taking a poop at work. If
this
occurs, remain in the stall until the Turd Burglar leaves. This way
you
will avoid all uncomfortable eye contact.

CAMO-COUGH - A phony cough that alerts all new entrants into the
bathroom that you are in a stall. This can be used to cover-up a
WATERMELON, or to alert potential Turd Burglars. Very effective when
used in conjunction with an ASTAIRE.

ASTAIRE - A subtle toe-tap that is used to alert potential Turd
Burglars that you are occupying a stall. This will remove all doubt
that
the stall is occupied. If you hear an Astaire, leave the bathroom
immediately so the pooper can poop in peace.

WATERMELON - A poop that creates a loud splash when hitting the
toilet
water. This is also an embarrassing incident. If you feel a
Watermelon
coming on, create a diversion. See CAMO-COUGH

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Dying

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Katie: I am dying.... Oh woe is me...

BJ rushes over: What is wrong Katie?

Katie slumps to the floor: Everything.

Katie flashes her eyes.

BJ: Okay, let's be a tad more specific.

Katie: My right front paw hurts. It is my second toenail.

BJ: Let me look. Oh it is loose, you may lose it, but another will
grow
back.

Katie: Oh, doom, the agony, the pain.

BJ: I can give you 1/2 of a pain pill.

Katie: I would rather you carry me downstairs to the dogbed, fix
me
a steak and a glass of bubbly.

BJ: How about I leave you here on the floor.

Katie: Or I could walk downstairs and sleep on the dog cushions
myself.

BJ: Sounds like a plan.

BJ in Guthrie

(Yes poor Katie who runs more than the other two dogs put together
is injured, but will do fine)

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