Plants gone potty!: [PostmansCorner] The Postman's Corner!

This guy and his girlfriend were going at it hot
and heavy in the backseat of his car.
A knock was heard on the window and there stood a cop.
The guy got out, shaking like a leaf.
The cop said that he wouldn't arrest him if he could be next.
The guy got back in the car and finished with his girlfriend.
When he got out again, he was still shaking like a leaf.
The cop said there was no reason to be scared.
The guy said 'I'm not afraid that you'll arrest me, it's
just that I've never fucked a cop before!"
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There was a zebra who had lived her entire life in a zoo and was
getting on in age so the zookeeper decided as a treat that she could
spend her final years in bliss on a farm. The zebra was so excited,
she got to see this huge space with green grass and hills and trees
and all these strange animals .She saw a big fat weird looking brown
thing and ran u pto it all excited, "hi, I'm a zebra! What are you?"
"I'm a cow."
"Right, right. What do you do?"
"I make milk for the farmer."
"Cool." The zebra then saw this funny looking little white thing and
ran over to it. "Hi, I'm a zebra. What are you?"
"I'm a chicken."
"Oh, right. What do you do?"
"I make eggs for the farmer."
"Right, great, see ya round." Then the zebra saw this very handsome
beast that looked almost exactly like her without the stripes. She
ran over to it and said, "hi, I'm a zebra. What are you?"
"I am a Stallion," said the stallion.
"Wow," said the zebra. "What do you do?"
"Take off your fancy pajamas, darling, and I'll show you."
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A German, an American and an Englishman were exploring the jungle
when they came across an breathtakingly beautiful waterfall.
After admiring it for a while, the American says, "When I look at
this waterfall, I think of the great American Constitution, you know,
where every atom of water is like an individual who has the freedom
to make it's own way through the world in unison with nature."
The German says, "When I look at this waterfall, I think of the great
German economy, strong and powerful and smooth running."
The Englishman, when asked about his thoughts says, "When I look at
this waterfall, I think of oral sex."
The American and the German look at him in amazement.
"What is it about this waterfall makes you think of oral sex?"
"Uh, everything I look at makes me think of oral sex."
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10 Reasons Why Sex Is Better Than School

1. Everybody likes sex and nobody likes school, except for virgins
and only because they haven't had sex yet.

2. Sex sucks, moans, licks, pumps, throbs etc..., school just sucks.

3. After sex you feel like smoking a cigarette. After school you feel
like smoking something a whole lot stronger.

4. You get disciplined during sex only if you want to.

5. Drinking drives people to sex, whereas school drives people to drink.

6. Sex relieves stress, school is the cause of stress.

7. Nothing beats the "hands on" experience you get with sex.

8. After sex you feel like you have accomplished something.

9. Sex is cheaper. Even if you have to pay for a hooker, it is still
cheaper than paying thousands of dollars in tuition.

10. At least you have a choice whether or not you want to have sex.
At school your teachers screw you regardless.

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Do Not Wash
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day!
FROM:
Martin aka the postman

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