THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
"People sleep peaceably in their beds at night
only because rough men stand ready to
do violence on their behalf."
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
So, you ready for tomorrow?
If you want to do something unique
for Thanksgiving, here is something
you could try. While I have never
attempted it myself, it looks like
something interesting...
Ingredients:
1 whole turkey
1 large lemon, cut into halves
Salt and pepper to taste
Butter or olive oil, whichever you prefer
Heat oven to 350 degrees
Rub butter or oil over the skin of the
turkey until it is completely coated.
Sprinkle with salt and pepper and any other
seasonings you prefer.Take a knife and
gently separate the skin from the breast meat;
Slide lemon halves under the skin with
the peel side up,one on
Each side. This way the juice from the
lemon will release into the breasts.
Cover and bake for 30-45 minutes.
Remove cover and continue To roast until
juices run clear, basting every 15-20 minutes.
If you've followed these steps
correctly, your turkey should
Look like the one in the picture.
Bon Appetit!
(bet your relatives will talk about it
for a long time!!!!! lmao)
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
how it started
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/b020.html
suicide
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/b021.html
deeper
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/b022.html
abstract noun
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/b023.html
self portrait
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/b024.html
bearing gifts
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/b025.html
entertaining
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/b026.html
attitude
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/b027.html
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
alpr
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies8433.html
inside a birdhouse
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies8434.html
it started as a friendship
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies8435.html
drunk and disorderly
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies8436.html
America is me
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies8437.html
Missisippi squirrel revival
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies8438.html
BACK THEN...
...A computer was something on TV from a science
fiction show, a window was something you hated to
clean, and ram was the cousin of a goat. Meg was the
name of my girlfriend, and gig was something you did
on stage for money; now they all mean different
things and that really mega bytes. An application was
for employment, a program was a TV show, a cursor
used profanity, and a keyboard was a piano. Memory was
something that you lost with age, a CD was a bank account...
Compress was something you did to the garbage, not
something you did to a file, and if you unzipped anything
in public you'd be in jail for a while. Log on was adding
wood to the fire, hard drive was a long trip on the road,
a mouse pad was where a mouse lived, and a backup
happened to your commode. Cut you did with a pocketknife,
paste you did with glue, a web was a spider's home,
and a virus was the flu.
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There was a young stud from Missouri
Who fucked with astonishing fury
'Til taken to court!"
For his vigorous sport,
And condemned by a poorly-hung jury.
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A guy walks a woman to the door after their first date.
He asks her if she had a good time.
She tells him yes but that to get her really horny, she
likes her men to be Rough, Tough & Selfish.
The next week, the guy picks her up for their evening
out dressed in a bikers black leathers.
He grabs her, throws her on the back of his newly rented
Harley, and away they go to the nearest bikers bar.
The whole evening is spent drinking and brawling with the bikers.
When they get back to her house, he drags her up to the bedroom.
He asks her "Well, was I rough?"
"Yes" she purrs and rubs herself suggestively.
"And was I Tough?" he asks.
"Oh yes," she moans.
"Well then, it's time to be selfish".
So saying, he whips it out and gives himself a handjob.
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10 Reasons Why Sex Is Better Than School
1. Everybody likes sex and nobody likes school, except
for virgins and only because they haven't had sex yet.
2. Sex sucks, moans, licks, pumps, throbs etc...,
school just sucks.
3. After sex you feel like smoking a cigarette. After
school you feel like smoking something a whole lot stronger.
4. You get disciplined during sex only if you want to.
5. Drinking drives people to sex, whereas school drives
people to drink.
6. Sex relieves stress, school is the cause of stress.
7. Nothing beats the "hands on" experience you get with sex.
8. After sex you feel like you have accomplished something.
9. Sex is cheaper. Even if you have to pay for a hooker,
it is still cheaper than paying thousands of dollars in tuition.
10. At least you have a choice whether or not you want to
have sex. At school your teachers screw you regardless
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When they got there, the wreckage was clear. The
aircraft was totally destroyed with only a burned
hulk left smoldering in a tree line that bordered a
farm. Secret Service descended upon the smoking hulk
but could find no remains of the crew or the President's
staff. To their amazement, a lone farmer was plowing a
field not too far away as if nothing at all happened.
They hurried over to surround the man's tractor.
"Sir," the senior Secret Service agent asked,
panting and out of breath.
"Did you see this terrible accident happen?"
"Yep. Sure did." The man muttered unconcernedly.
"Do you realize that is the President of the United
States airplane?"
"Yep."
"Were there any survivors?" the agent gasped.
"Nope. They's all kilt straight out." The farmer sighed
cutting off his tractor motor. "I done buried them
all myself. Took most of the morning."
"The President of the United States is dead?"
The agent gulped in disbelief.
"Well," the farmer sighed, obviously wanting to get back
to his work. "He kept a-saying he wasn't ...
but you know what a liar he is."
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There was this blonde who just got sick and tired
of all the blonde jokes. So one evening she went
home and memorized all the state capitals.
Back in the office the next day, some guy started
telling a dumb blonde joke. She interrupted him with
a shrill announcement,"I've had it up to here with these
blonde jokes. I want you to know that this blonde went
home last night and did something probably
none of you could do...I memorized all the state capitals."
One of the guys, of course, said "I don't believe you.
What is the capital of Nevada?" "N", she answered.
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As Sadie and Irving are leaving the mall, they see their
neighbor's son Paul and his fiancée Sharon just going in.
"Did you see that? " Sadie says. "See what?" asks Irving,
pretending not to know what Sadie is referring to.
"Paul's fiancée, that's who," Sadie says, "She's dressing
all wrong. She's probably 37-23-35 and with big breasts
like hers, she shouldn't be wearing such a skimpy see
through top. And such a tight leather skirt she's wearing
- I don't know how she can breathe properly. And it's so
short, it make her legs look too long. I know she's got a
beautiful face, but I don't think blonde dyed hair suits
her. Believe me, Irving, that marriage won't last more
than 1 year." With a deep sigh, Irving whispers,
"Please God I should have such a year."
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BUFFALO BILL
Bob & Tom Around The World Series
http://www.buffaloschips.com/8293.htm
Boob Job
http://www.buffaloschips.com/8294.htm
Borrowing The Old Mans Car
http://www.buffaloschips.com/8295.htm
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FUN PAGES from Lorraine
Green Terror Game
http://tinyurl.com/cj69fl
Warlords Heroes
http://tinyurl.com/b7os84
Dog Fight 2
http://tinyurl.com/d8h3lc
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SydesJokes Video Clips
Domino Trick
http://sydesjokes.com/lnk/vid1/000467.html
Dominoes
http://sydesjokes.com/lnk/vid1/000468.html
Dominos Pool Trick
http://sydesjokes.com/lnk/vid1/000469.html
THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day!
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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