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THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!


Fear is an illusion which creates the
false sense of isolation that exists
only in your imagination.
~Jeraldine Saunders


GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
FROM: THE INVESTIGATIVE REPORTS BUREAU OF
THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!

In order to do his part to reduce the federal
deficit that he created, Obama is taking on
sponsors who will be paying fees to run their
advertisements during Obama's speeches and
press conferences. This is how the podium
looked at the first presidential press conference.

BY THE WAY....

If you are looking for the perfect Christmas
gift for the little lady, look no further!
I have it here as our sponsor. be sure to
get a bottle for the lady in you're life!

We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman

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THE COMICS

shark attack
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/z030.html

did you remember
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/z031.html

a discount
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/z032.html

drilling
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/z033.html

oh my god
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/z034.html

I'm tired
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/z035.html

excuse bingo
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/z036.html

just so we are clear
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/z037.html

food
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/z038.html
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES

the cost of war
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies8321.html

sex maniac
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies8322.html

it really sux
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies8323.html

kitty vs the candy wrapper
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies8317.html

mega farts
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies8318.html

whale ridin
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies8319.html

thief!!
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies8320.html


There once was a man who owned a sausage factory,
and he was showing his arrogant preppy son around
his factory.
Try as he might to impress his snobbish son, his son
would just sneer.
They approached the heart of the factory, where the father
thought, "This should impress him!"
He showed his son a machine and said "Son, this is the
heart of the factory. With this machine here we can put in
a pig, and out come sausages.
The prudish son, unimpressed, said "Yes, but do you have
a machine where you can put in a sausage and out comes a pig?"
The father, furious, thought and said, "Yes son, we call it your
mother."
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A stunning blonde had gone to her student
advisor for some course problems, but seemed to be
paying only half attention to his replies. 
"Are you feeling OK?" he asked.
"Well, to be honest, I have this compulsion to have
sex with every man I meet," she admitted.
"Is there a name for my condition?"
"Why yes, there is," he said, as he picked her
up and began carrying her to the couch.
"It's called 'Good News'."
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A baby turtle was standing at the bottom of a large tree and
with a deep sigh, started to climb.  About an hour later, he
reached a very high branch and walked along to the end.  He
turned and spread all four flippers and launched himself off
the branch.  On landing at the bottom in a pile of soft, dead
leaves, he shook himself off, walked back to the bottom of
the tree and with a sigh started to climb.
About an hour later, he again reached the very high branch,
walked along, turned, spread his flippers and flung himself
off the branch.  Again, he landed on the bottom, shook himself
off, went to the bottom of the tree, sighed and started climbing.
Watching these proceedings from the end of the branch were two
little birds.  Mummy bird turned to Daddy bird and said, "Don't
you think it's time we told him he was adopted?"
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BUFFALO BILL

Pub Drive
http://www.buffaloschips.com/azsdsw.htm

RC Cooler
http://www.buffaloschips.com/axdse.htm

Rubber band
http://www.buffaloschips.com/aswqqw.htm
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SYDESJOKES LIST

Dance Monkey Boy
http://sydesjokes.com/lnk/vid1/000410.html

Dancing Pianists
http://sydesjokes.com/lnk/vid1/000411.html

Dangerous Bulls #1
http://sydesjokes.com/lnk/vid1/000412.html
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FUN PAGES from Lorraine

Easy Meal in Africa
http://tinyurl.com/8grael

Dog Fight 2
http://tinyurl.com/d8h3lc

Biker Takes 5 Kids To School
http://tinyurl.com/c5u44c

THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day!
FROM:
Martin aka the postman

 


 



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