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THE POSTMAN'S CORNER

 

 

GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
When a man comes home after a really difficult
day at work, nothing brightens his spirits and makes
him feel more appreciated than being met at the door
by the smiling face of the woman he loves with an
ice cold beer in her hand.

 


Brings tears to your eyes doesn't it!

We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman


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THE COMICS

keep them
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a020.html

a lot of sadness
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a021.html

I can't stand it
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a022.html
 
don't worry
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a023.html

disguised ringtones
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a024.html

being short
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a025.html

isn't that your hubby?
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a026.html

speed bumps
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a027.html
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES

Conan O'Brien gets screeched
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies8387.html

second night on the job
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies8388.html

the agile kitty
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies8389.html

caught
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies8390.html

fast food
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies8391.html

6 hours
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies8392.html

huntin bear-wav file
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies8393.html

Judy called the police. "My next door neighbor is
exposing himself. Oh my," she continued, "he's just
standing there, big as you please, taking a shower
with his window shades up!"The squad car arrived
immediately to catch the evil culprit in the act.
She led the cop into her bedroom and pointed out
her window. "See what I mean, officer."
The policeman scratched his head and said, "Ma'am,
I can only see the top of his head."
Judy: "Fool, just put a chair on that dresser
over there and stand on that!"
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Bill's friend Bob was down on his luck in Las Vegas. 
He had gambled away all his money and had to borrow
a dime from another gambler just to use the men's room.
The stall happened to be open, so he used the dime
in a slot machine and hit the jackpot.  He took his
winnings and went to the blackjack table and turned
his small winnings into ten million dollars.
Wealthy beyond his wildest dreams, Bob went on the
lecture circuit, where he told his incredible story. 
He told his audiences that he was eternally grateful
to his benefactor, and if he ever found the man he
would share his fortune with him.After months of
lectures, a man in the audience jumped up and said,
"I'm that man.  I was the one who gave you the dime."
"You're not the one I'm looking for. I'm looking for the guy
who left the stall door open!"
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Truman Capote was drinking one evening with friends
in a Key West bar. At a nearby table sat an inebriated
couple. When the woman recognized Capote, she
approached him and asked for an autograph. The
woman's husband, in a display of drunken jealousy,
staggered over to Capote's table, unzipped his
trousers, and in Capote's own words, "hauled out
his equipment."As the man did this, he bellowed,
"Since you're autographing things,why don't you autograph
this?"A hush fell over  the room, allowing
everybody in the bar to hear Capote's soft, high pitched
voice reply, "I don't know if I can autograph it,
but perhaps I can initial it."
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Nadine: Were your parents upset when you got a divorce?
Jill: Well, you know how parents are. My mother said,
"SO! Is this how it's going to be? Just one man
after another for the rest of your life?"
Nadine: "Typical! What did you tell her?"
Jill: I said, "Gee, I hope so!"
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A young man finds the woman of his dreams and
asks her to marry him. He tells his mother he wants
her to meet his fiance, but he wants to make a
bit of a game out of it. He says he'll bring the
girl over with two other women and see if his
mother can guess which is the one he wants to marry.
His mother agrees to the game.
That night, he shows up at his mother's house with
three beautiful young ladies. They all sit down on
the couch, and everyone has a wonderful evening
talking and getting to know each other.At the end of
the evening, the young man asks his mother,
'OK, Mom, which one is the woman I want to marry?'
Without any hesitation at all, his mother replies,
'The one in the middle.'The young man is astounded.
'How in the world did you figure it out?'
'Easy,' she says. 'I don't like her.'
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Buffalo Bill

Wild Crashes
http://www.buffaloschips.com/7821.htm

Wireless Headset
http://www.buffaloschips.com/7822.htm

Women Fights Robber
http://www.buffaloschips.com/7823.htm
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SYDESJOKES LIST

Diego Maradonna
http://sydesjokes.com/lnk/vid1/000440.html

Diet Iron Brew
http://sydesjokes.com/lnk/vid1/000441.html

Differenace Between Men and Women
http://sydesjokes.com/lnk/vid1/000442.html
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FUN PAGES from Lorraine

Chaos of Mana
http://tinyurl.com/bfsxk8

Ambulance Tosses Patient Out
http://tinyurl.com/yfhdwdh

Thing Thing Arena 3
http://tinyurl.com/d6t7ly

THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman

 


 



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