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THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!

 

GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
GRAND RAPIDS, Mich. (AP) -- Grand Rapids motorists
may now use their cell phones and credit cards instead
of their pocket change to feed downtown parking meters.
The program that started Monday is aimed at making it
more convenient to pay for metered parking in Michigan's
second-largest city. Parkmobile North America spokesman
Laurens Eckelboom says the company's high-tech parking
program is used in more than 100 European cities.
Grand Rapids is the first of several U.S. cities where
it will be rolled out in the coming weeks. Motorists
set up accounts that automatically bill their credit
cards. They call to activate the system when they park
and deactivate it when they leave.

So, there you have it: A city right here in beautiful
West Michigan that is ahead of its time in technology.
That's pretty remarkable, given the city's conservative,
traditional history. Sometimes new fangled ideas do not
always catch on so fast. I have a feeling tho that the
city officials have not thought this thing through very
well. This city, faced with huge deficits in the tax
base due to closing manufacturing plants, has an already
massive hole in the budget. When this gadget suddenly
makes it easier for people to avoid parking tickets,
and the revenue from them drops, how soon
do you think it will take the city fathers to get rid of it?

Cordially
Martin aka the postman

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THE COMICS

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A police officer was investigating an accident on
a two-lane, narrow road in which the drivers had
hit virtually head-on.One driver, an extremely
elderly woman, kept repeating, "He wouldn't let me
have my half of the road!"After gathering as much
information as possible, he angrily approached
the other driver, who was examining his own damage.
The police officer asked, "That old lady says
that you wouldn't let her have her half of the road.
Why not?In exasperation, the man turns from his
smashed car and says, "Officer, I would have been
HAPPY to give her half of the road --- if she had
just let me know WHICH half she wanted!!!!"
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An old prospector walks his tired old mule
into a western town one day.
He'd been out in the desert for
about six months without a drop of  whiskey.
He walked up to the first saloon he came to
and tied his old mule to the  hitching rail. 
As he stood there brushing some of the dust
from his  face and clothes,
a young gunslinger walked out of the saloon
with a gun  in one hand and
a bottle of whiskey in the other.
The young gunslinger looked at the old man
and laughed, saying,
'Hey old  man, have you ever danced?'
The old man looked up at the gunslinger and said,
'No, I never did  dance.  I just never wanted to.'
A crowd had gathered by then and the gunslinger said,
'Well, you old  fool, you're gonna' dance now,'
and started shooting at the old man's feet.
The old prospector was hopping around
and everybody was laughing.
When the gunslinger fired his last bullet,
he holstered his gun and
turned around to go back into the saloon.
The old man reached up on the mule,
drew his shotgun, and pulled both hammers back
making a double clicking sound.
The gunslinger heard the sound
and everything got quiet.
The crowd watched as the gunslinger
slowly turned around looking down
both barrels of the shotgun.
The old man asked,
'Did you ever kiss a mule's butt?'
The gunslinger swallowed hard and said,
'No. But I've always wanted to.'
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"How long have you been driving without a tail
light?" asked the policeman after pulling over
a motorist. The driver jumped out, ran to the
rear of his car and gave a long, painful groan
and put his face in his hands. He seemed so upset
that the cop was moved to ease up on him a bit.
"Come on, now," he said, "you don't have to take
it so hard. It isn't that serious." "It isn't?"
cried the motorist. "Then you know what happened
to my boat and trailer?"
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A happily married man, one night, asked his wife to have sex
"doggy style.""No!" she said, aghast.
Throughout their long relationship, he would
periodically ask her to have sex "doggy style."
She always emphatically said "No!"
Finally, on the man's deathbed, he asked his
wife why she refused his simple request to have
sex on her hands and knees."Hands and knees?" she said,
"I thought you meant in the front yard!"
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A salesman was testifying in his  divorce proceedings
against his wife. "Please describe," said his attorney,
"the incident that first caused you to entertain
suspicions as to your wife's infidelity."
"Well, I'm pretty much on the road all week," the man
testified.  "So naturally when I am home, 
I'm attentive to the wife.""One Sunday morning,"
he continued, "we were in the midst of some pretty heavy
lovemaking, really making the bedsprings bounce,  when the
old lady in the apartment next door pounded on the wall
and yelled, 'Can't you at least stop all that racket
on the weekends?'"
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BUFFALO BILL
 
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Love Boat
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Lucha
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SYDESJOKES LIS

Cubicle Birthday
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Cubicle Hurdles
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Cucumber
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FUN PAGES from Lorraine

Darkness Reborn RPG
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Thing Thing Arena 3
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Dog Fight 2
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day!
FROM:
Martin aka the postman

 

 

 



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