THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
You cannot prevent the birds of sorrow
from flying over your head, but you can prevent
them from building nests in in your hair.
GOODMORNING POSTMAN FANS!
I was somewhat surprised by the number
of people who wrote in yesterday, when
I was talking about deer hunting and
asked what a "rack" was. For those
of you who are not deer hunters, the rack
is the set of antlers on top of a deer.
Hunters prize these and take them home as
a trophy. Many hunters take them home and
mount them on the wall and etc.
We were not sports hunters when I was
growing up on the farm, we didn't actually
go hunting, and didn't take rack trophies,
altho we always took the gun out on the tractor. Daddy said if we got a deer,
that was one less steer that we had to butcher
to eat. It was not a sport to us.
And while I wouldn't call daddy a poacher,
he had different ideas about game animals. He
figgered if they were on his land they belonged
to him, just like cattle or hogs did. But that's
another story. My buddy Al from Long Island has
a different idea about deer also. He says that
if you want to see a good rack you don't have
to go to the woods. Just to the mall or the
beach. But I think he is talking about a
different kind of dear.:)
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
the doctor visit
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a010.html
fifty
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a011.html
solving problems
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a012.html
forget it Vince
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a013.html
twitter
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a014.html
say it with flowers
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a015.html
let me rest
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a016.html
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
how to shower
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies8383.html
small penis
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies8382.html
Wanda Sykes
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies8381.html
little dog / big dog
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies8380.html
Brahma beer
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies8384.html
car wash
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies8385.html
talented!
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies8386.html
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An elderly couple is laying in bed after a party to
celebrate their 50th wedding anniversary.
Some of guests at the party are sleeping over in the same
house. Says the husband to his wife, "Remember, honey,
50 years ago, on our wedding night? I even cut my finger
so that everyone thought you were still a virgin!"
She responds, "And what? Do you want me to blow my nose
in the bed sheets so that everyone will think you're
still able to get it up?"
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An Arab needed a heart transplant, but prior to the
surgery the doctors needed to store his blood type in
case the need arises. Because the gentleman had a rare type
of blood, it couldn't be found locally. So the call went
out to a number of countries. Finally, a Jew was located
who had the same blood type and who was willing to donate
his blood to the Arab. After the surgery, the Arab sent
the Jew a thank-you card for giving his blood along with
an expensive diamond and a new Rolls Royce car as a token
of his appreciation. Unfortunately, the Arab had to go
through a corrective surgery once again. His doctors
called the Jew who was more than happy to donate his blood
again. After the second surgery, the Arab sent the Jew a
Thank You card and a box of Almond Roca sweets.
The Jew was shocked to see that the Arab this time did
not acknowledge the Jew's kind gesture in the same way as
he had done the first time. So he phoned the Arab and asked
him why he had expressed his appreciation in not a very
generous manner.The Arab replied :
"Ya habibi !!,I have Jewish blood now, remember..!?
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"The thrill is gone from my marriage," Alan told his friend Don.
"Why not add some intrigue to your life and have an affair?"
Don suggested.
"But what if my wife finds out?" "Heck, it's 2009, Alan.
Go ahead and Tell her about it."
So Alan went home and said, "Dear,
Our marriage seems to be stale.
Do you think an affair will bring us closer together."
"Forget it," said his wife.
"I've tried that ten or twelve times already - it never worked."
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Sarah is talking to her friend Estelle. "I just don't
know what's the matter with you, Estelle. You're nearly 30
years old and you're still not married. Don't you want a husband?"
"Of course I do," replies Estelle.
"Then I don't understand. You've got really great looks and
a good education, so why haven't you had any proposals?"
"But you're wrong there," replies Estelle, "I've been asked
to get married dozens of times."
"Really?" says Sarah. "By whom, may I ask?"
"By my parents, who else?" replies Estelle.
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Your Culinary Skills Might Need a Little Help If...
* You consider it a culinary success if the Pop-Tart stays in one piece.
* Your dog goes to the neighbors' to eat.
* Your family buys Alka-Seltzer and Kaopectate in bulk.
* When you barbecue, two of your kids holds water guns and
the third stands ready by the phone with 911 on speed-dial.
* Your family automatically heads for the dinner table every
time they hear a fire truck siren.
* Your microwave display reads "TILT!"
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BUFFALO BILL
Centrum Silver
http://www.buffaloschips.com/1227.htm
Chicks Playing Pool
http://www.buffaloschips.com/1228.htm
Chokes On You
http://www.buffaloschips.com/1229.htm
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SYDESJOKES LIST
DHL
http://sydesjokes.com/lnk/vid1/000437.html
Dice Stacking
http://sydesjokes.com/lnk/vid1/000438.html
Dick Chenney Apologize
http://sydesjokes.com/lnk/vid1/000439.html
THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day!
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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