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Welcome to Buffalosjokes and Thank You for joining us. My
name is Buffalo and I have the watch.

We do have a few good holidays to celebrate or
recognize this month like Veteran's Day, Marine
Corps Birthday, and of course Thanksgiving but
if you are looking for something to fill the spaces
in between here's a few:

Bizarre Holidays in November

November 1 is Plan Your Epitaph Day

November 2 is National Deviled Egg Day

November 3 is Sandwich Day and Housewife's Day

November 4 is Waiting For The Barbarians Day

November 5 is Gunpowder Day

November 6 is saxophone Day and Marooned Without A Compass Day

November 7 is National Bittersweet Chocolate With Almonds Day

November 8 is Dunce Day

November 9 is Chaos Never Dies Day

November 10 is Forget-Me-Not Day

November 11 is Air Day

November 12 is National Pizza With The Works Except Anchovies Day

November 13 is National Indian Pudding Day

November 14 is Operation Room Nurse Day

November 15 is National Clean Out Your Refrigerator Day

November 16 is Button Day

November 17 is Take A Hike Day

November 18 is Occult Day

November 19 is Have A Bad Day Day

November 20 is Absurdity Day

November 21 is World Hello Day and False Confessions Day

November 22 is Start Your Own Country Day

November 23 is National Cashew Day

November 24 is Use Even If Seal Is Broken Day

November 25 is National Parfait Day

November 26 is Shopping Reminder Day

November 27 is Pins And Needles Day

November 28 is Make Your Own Head Day

November 29 is Square Dance Day

November 30 is Stay At Home Because You're Well Day

I hope everyone remembered to turn their clocks last tonight
but do you know who really is to blame? A golfer.

The prominent English builder and outdoorsman William Willett
conceived Daylight Savings Time in 1905 during a pre-breakfast ride,
when he observed with dismay how many Londoners slept through a
large part of a summer day. An avid golfer, he also disliked
cutting short his round at dusk. His solution was to advance the
clock during the summer months, a proposal he published two years
later. He lobbied unsuccessfully for the proposal until his death
in 1915. Germany, its World War I allies, and their occupied zones
were the first European nations to use Willett's invention, starting
30 APR
16. Britain, most of its allies, and many European neutrals soon
followed suit. Russia and a few other countries waited until the
next year. In 1918, the United States came to the same realization
and enacted a law to both preserve daylight and provide standard
time for the nation.. It was an unpopular law, and in 1919 was
repealed over President Wilson's veto. However, some localities
lked the DST concept and continued it. During WWII, the nation, for
the years of 1942 - 1945 went under DST year around, which was
called "War Time". Since then, the world has seen many enactments,
adjustments, and repeals. In 1966, 1972, and 1986, Congress passed
various laws concerning the issues of time and daylight savings.

[Source: EANGUS Minuteman Update 30 Oct 08 ++]

Enjoy the chips... buffalo

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but
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One beer lead to another and that led to his first wild night out
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His
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"Well," he said, "I went out with the boys for a few beers."

"You did, did you?" his wife fumed, "Well, just how much money did
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allowed
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The first guy asks for a big stack of books.

The second guy asks for his wife.

And the third guy asks for two hundred cartons of cigarettes.

At the end of the twenty years, they open up the first guy's cell.
He
comes out and says, "I studied so hard. I'm so bright now, I could
be a
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They open up the second guy's door. He comes out with his wife, and
they've got five new kids. He says. "It was the greatest time of my
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The eyeliner and blush were subtle. The eye shadow and lipstick
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A fellow told her he was bringing her home to Maw, but he brought
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*My friend Felix is still out there job hunting. He says he always
has a problem when filling out the job application and gets to the
part about 'Sex: F or M'. He says he never knows which to choose --
He says he really likes to 'F', but he spends most of the time alone
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When it becomes a crime to love, you should probably consider dating
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A man is having a beer with his buddies at the bar and tells them,
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A lady and a gentleman were arguing on every subject they discussed.
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He wrote on the cross, "My Ass." Then he continued on his
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Years later a town grew nearby the grave. The road into
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Then one day a traveling salesman who was lost wondered
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"Sure," replied the old man. "You're right on the edge of
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The salesman was puzzled by what the man said, so he decided
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He saw another man walking down the street. He asked,
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The old man promptly replied, "No problem young fella.
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The waitress walked over and asked, "What'll you have
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The man replied, "I think I'll have the crab platter."

The waitress replied, "I'm sorry sir, we're all out of
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Parting Chips
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A man comes home from work one day and he says to his wife, "Honey,
I
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team.
Anyway, it's not a big deal but it feels good." The next day when
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You
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The third day they meet at home after work and now the man asks his
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"Oh,
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inches longer than yours. You know it's not a big deal but, hell, it
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Katie's Komfort Kolumn - Written By BJ Cassady
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Katie's Komfort Kolumn
Vol 1713

The End (Cont)

When the group arrived at the cave, Mr Jackson started to crack up..

Mr Jackson: There is no hope, I cannot go on.

BJ: As long as we are alive there is hope.

Mr Jackson ran for the edge of the cliff and leaped over the edge
and
never even screamed.

Diana: My God, he was terrified out of his mind.

BJ: I would have liked to have learned more from him, but we must
make do with what we have. The dogs will provide security, they
have
better senses than we. Prepare us some food, we must eat while we
can.

Later.....

Diana: I see some green lights coming this way, they do not look
natural.

BJ: They probably are not. Get in the cave and quiet the dogs. I
will
cover the front of the cave with brush as best as I can.

Soon an erie sound accompanied the green light... it was an high
pitched
whine.

BJ put his finger to his lips to make Diana understand silence was
critical. The dogs whimpered silently.... the hair stood up on
their
backs, their teeth bared...

BJ had his 357 magnum at the ready, safety off, for whatever good it
might do. He did have some special rounds in the chamber, explosive
rounds that would explode on impact. He only had about 10 of those
rounds. The rest were regular rounds.

Diana gasped as the entrance of the cave was breached and a figure
entered.

How to describe terror... horror and fear?

The Alien stood about seven feet tall and roughly resembled a human.
It wore a suit of some sort and carried a weapon. It's face was
horrible
to view. The creature had a tail or was it a leg? The thing
hissed..

BJ fired and the shot hit the thing in the head and the round
exploded.

The creature staggered and fell.

Diana: Is it dead?

BJ: Death may be different to this species.

To be continued


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