THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
Where there is an open mind,
there will always be a frontier.
~Charles Kettering
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
FROM THE INVESTIGATIVE REPORTS BUREAU OF
THE POSTMAN'S CORNER:
Congressional House representative Barney Frank,
arguably one of the most powerful men in Congress,
announced plans to step down from his
district as representative. After having been
reelected more than 13 times. Barney says he
believes his time is finished in government.
He has accomplished as much as he feels he can.
His plans are to enter into private food industry.
and says he plans to begin production of a new
line of Oscar meyer hotdogs. He says that they will
obviously be a big success. Republicans say that
his plans are a bunch of nonsense because he
is a big weinee. What do you expect tho, from
someone who spent most of his political life
championing his right to suck on one?
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
why?
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drag racing
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slow moving
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trek support
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thats business
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busy
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grounded
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the doctor
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
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happy holidays!
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on a quiet morning in Johannasberg S. Africa
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funny commericial
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when you have gas
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One summer, a few years ago, a French-Canadian man
named Jacques decided to vacation on the coast of Maine.
While soaking up some sun on the beach, a very pretty
girl caught his eye and his sexual desires. He
immediately got up, ran to her, grabbed her by the
hand and brought her to his hotel room. There he had
sex with her and then sent the young lady on her way.
She immediately reported this to the police and
Jacques was arrested. On his court date the judge
asked him if he understood the nature of the crime
he committed against the young lady. Jacques looked at
the judge with a bewildered look and said "Non!! I
don't understand! In my country you grab de pretty
girl, bring her to de hotel room, BOOM-BOOM, give hit
to her den let her go! It's O.K.!!!"
"Sir", the judge said, in THIS country if you are to
have sex with a lady, you must have her permission first,
or it is considered rape.You must have her consent!"
After hearing this, Jacques turned around and
mysteriously looked at the judge and exclaimed,
"CUNSCENT!!! I got her cunscent!!! I got her cunscent
on my fingers, cunscent on my mustache, I got her
cunscent everywhere!! !
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While driving through South Carolina, I kept having
to slow down for road repair crews.To keep the workers
safe, the highway department posted a series of signs
that read, "Let 'em work. Let 'em live."On one of the
signs an exasperated motorist had added, "Let 'em finish!"
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A young college student had stayed up all night
studying for his zoology test the next day. As he
entered the classroom, he saw ten stands with ten
birds on them. Each bird had a sack over its head;
only the legs were showing. He sat straight in the
front row because he wanted to do the best job possible.
The professor announced that the test would be to look
at each of the birds' legs and give the common name,
habitat, genus and species.The student looked at each
of the birds' legs. They all looked the same to him.
He began to get upset. He had stayed up all night
studying and now had to identify birds by their legs.
The more he thought about it the madder he got.
Finally he could stand it no longer. He went up to the
professor's desk and said, "What a stupid test! How
could anyone tell the difference between birds by looking
at their legs?" With that the student threw his test
on the professor's desk and walked to the door.
The professor was surprised. The class was so big that
he didn't know every student's name so as the student
reached the door the professor called, "Mister,
what's your name?"The enraged student pulled up his pant
legs and said, "You tell me buddy! You tell me!"
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The Jewish sisters-in-law meet at their weekly session
at the beauty shop. Ruth says to Golda, "Such news I got
for you, Golda! My Irving is finally getting married.
He tells me he is engaged to this wonderful Jewish girl,
but he thinks the poor darling may have some strange
illness called herpes."After offering congratulations,
Golda says to Ruth, "So, Ruthie, do you have any idea what
is this herpes, and can your Irving catch it?"
Ruth answers, "God forbid! But his Papa and I are just
so happy to hear about his engagement. You know how
we've all worried about him. It's past time he's settled
with a nice girl. As far as the herpes goes, who knows?"
"Well," Golda says, "I have a very fine medical dictionary,
you know, Ruthie. I'll just run home right now and look it
up and call you."Golda goes home, looks it up, and calls Ruth
excitedly, "Ruth! Ruth! Thank goodness, I found it.
Not to worry! It says herpes is a disease affecting the gentiles."
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A graduate student in speech therapy had two days to cure her patients
of their stutters and earn her PHD. She came to a therapy session in a
revealing outfit and offered a blow job to anyone who could pronounce
the name of the city in which they were born without stuttering.
The first man stood up and said, "B-b-b-b-b-b-Boston." Dejected, he
shook his head and sat back down.
The next guy stood and said, "Ca-ca-ca-ca-ca-ca-Cleveland." He slapped
his thigh in frustration and sat back down.
The third guy stood and without hesitation said, "Miami."
The female instructor fell to her knees and began performing oral sex on
the man. After finishing, she looked up and said,
"What do you now have to say?"
He replied, "B-b-b-b-b-b-Beach!"
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BUFFALO BILL
But I could Be Wrong
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Cabbies Worst Passengers
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Candle In The Wind
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Madagascar Penguins
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Warlords Fighting Game
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day!
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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