THE POSTMAN's CORNER!
"The capacity to learn is a gift;
The ability to learn is a skill;
The WILLINGNESS to learn is a choice."
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
SUCCESSFUL ACTION IS CUMULATIVE IN RESULTS
Success is the sum of small efforts,
repeated day in and day out.
Many people take the first step and then stop.
Yet, with every additional step you take,
you enhance immensely the value of your first step.
All masters of success are chiefly distinguished
by their power of adding a second, a third,
and perhaps a fourth step in a continuous line.
There is no royal road to anything.
One thing at a time, all things in succession, is the rule of life.
That which grows fast, withers as rapidly.
That which grows slowly, endures.
Do not despise the bottom rungs in your ascent to greatness
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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Aircraft in the Persian Gulf AOR are required to give
the Iranian Air Defense Radar (military)
a ten minute 'heads up'
if they will be transiting Iranian airspace.
A pilot overheard this conversation on the VHF
Guard (emergency) frequency 121.5 MHz
while flying from Europe to Dubai . Read below....
The conversation:
Iranian Air Defense Radar:
'Unknown aircraft you are in Iranian airspace.
Identify yourself.'
U.S. Aircraft:
'This is a United States aircraft.
I am in Iraqi airspace.'
Iranian Air Defense Radar:
'You are in Iranian airspace.
If you do not depart our airspace we
will launch interceptor aircraft!'
U.S. Aircraft:
'This is a United States Marine Corps FA-18 fighter.
Send 'em up, I'll wait!'
Iranian Air Defense Radar: (no response ... )
THE COMICS
regrets
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/z070.html
is it not true?
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/z071.html
hey big boy
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/z072.html
hey hon...
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/z073.html
Elvis
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/z074.html
clumsy robber
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/z076.html
Dutch treat
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/z077.html
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
Bud light
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies8344.html
unbelievable
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies8345.html
BMW
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies8346.html
flu prevention tips
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies8347.html
world leaders
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies8348.html
How great thou art Elvis Presley
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a mirage
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies8350.html
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The Pope took a couple of days off to visit the
rugged mountains of Alaska for some sightseeing. He
was cruising along the campground in the Pope Mobile
when there was a frantic commotion just at the edge
of the woods. A helpless Democrat, wearing sandals,
shorts, an 'Obama' cap and a 'Save the Trees' t-shirt,
was screaming while struggling frantically and thrashing
around trying to free himself from the grasp of a
10-foot grizzly.As the Pope watched in horror, a group of
Republican loggers with 'Go Sarah' t-Shirts came racing
up. One quickly fired a .44 magnum into the bear's chest.
The other two reached up and pulled the bleeding, semiconscious
Democrat from the bear's grasp. Then using long clubs,
the three loggers finished off the bear and two of them
threw it onto the bed of their truck while the other tenderly
placed the injured Democrat in the back seat.
As they prepared to leave, the Pope summoned them to come
over. 'I give you my blessing for your brave actions!'
he told them. 'I have heard there was a bitter hatred
between Republican loggers and Democratic environmental
activists, but now I've seen with my own eyes that this is not true.'
As the Pope drove off, one logger asked his buddies,
'Who was that guy?' 'It was the Pope,' another replied.
'He's in direct contact with Heaven and has access to all wisdom.'
'Well,' the logger said, 'he may have access to all
wisdom, but he doesn't know squat about bear hunting!
By the way, is the bait still alive, or do we need to go
back to Massachusetts and get another one?
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The mother of a problem child was advised by a
psychiatrist: "You are far too upset and worried about
your son. I suggest you take tranquilizers regularly."
On her next visit the psychiatrist asked, "Have the
tranquilizers calmed you down?"
"Yes" the mother answered.
"And how is your son now?" he asked.
"Who cares?" she replied.
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An Octogenarian, who was an avid golfer, moved to a
new town and joined the local Country Club.
He went to the Club for the first time to play, but
he was told there wasn't anyone with whom he could
play because they were already out on the course. He
repeated several times that he really wanted to play.
Finally, the Assistant Pro said he would play with
him and asked how many strokes he wanted for a bet.
The 80 year-old said, "I really don't need any strokes,
because I have been playing quite well. The only real
problem I have is getting out of sand traps."
And he did play well. Coming to the par four 18th they
were all even. The pro had a nice drive and was able to
get on the green and 2-putt for a par. The old man had
a nice drive, but his approach shot landed in a sand
trap next to the green.Playing from the bunker, he hit a
high ball which landed on the green and rolled into the
hole! Birdie, match and all the money!
The Pro walked over to the sand trap where his opponent
was still standing in the trap.
He said, "Nice shot, but I thought you said you have a
problem getting out of sand traps?"
Replied the Octogenarian, "I do. Please give me a hand."
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Two guys are drinking in a bar.
One says, "Did you know that Elks have sex 10 to 15
times a night?"
"Aw crap..," says his friend,
"and I just joined the VFW!"
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BUFFALO BILL
Excuse Me Miss
http://www.buffaloschips.com/012820.htm
Fairytale Ending
http://www.buffaloschips.com/012901.htm
Flashlights
http://www.buffaloschips.com/jksjh.htm
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SYDESJOKES LIST
Deer Bike Jump
http://sydesjokes.com/lnk/vid1/000428.html
Deers Fighting
http://sydesjokes.com/lnk/vid1/000429.html
De-gas
http://sydesjokes.com/lnk/vid1/000430.html
THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day!
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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