THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
"When you blame others,
you give up your power to change."
~Robert Anthony
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
Did you hear about that thing with the border patrol?
The US border patrol has made
a special announcement and is asking every
one to be aware of this Border CRIME ALERT:
The United States Border Patrol is asking citizens
to keep on the look out for a red 1951 Chevy that
they suspect is being used to smuggle illegal
immigrants across the border of Mexico and into points
along the U.S. Border. If you see the vehicle pictured
below and have reasons to believe that it is the
suspect vehicle, you are urged to contact your local
police department or federal government authorities.
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
a confused kitty
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/z050.html
I finally got it!
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/z051.html
bad attitude
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/z052.html
uneccessary
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upgrade
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/z054.html
this long
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/z055.html
where have you been?
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/z056.html
all I did
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/z057.html
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
a gun idiot
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies8330.html
car accident
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies8331.html
dump truck
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies8332.html
a baby and a snake
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies8333.html
a dog and a baby
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies8334.html
garbage
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies8335.html
One said, "Would you believe that out of them ot of
all the women I've been with not a one of them was a
virgin? It'd be nice if girls saved themselves
for marriage. I think it would cure a big part
of the huge divorce crisis we have."
"Yeah, Jim, I hear you," said the other. "Out
of all the women I've been with I've only had
two virgins myself; my wife and yours."
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A elderly gentleman was strolling through a quiet
residential neighborhood when he came upon a little
boy sitting on the curb, crying. "What's the
trouble, son?" he asked. "Are you lost?"
"Worse than that," the youngster sobbed.
"Mom lost her book on child rearing and now
she's using her own judgement!"
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I got a gal who's mighty sweet
Big blue eyes and tiny feet
Her name is Rosabelle Magee
And she tips the scales at three-oh-three
Oh, gee, but ain't it grand to have a gal so big and fat
That when you go to hug her, you don't know where you're at
You have to take a piece of chalk in your hand
And hug a ways and chalk a mark to see where you began
One day I was a-huggin' and a-chalkin'
and a-chalkin' and a-huggin' away
When I met another fella with some chalk in his hand
A-comin' around the other way over the mountain
A-comin' around the other way
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It was a dark and stormy night. Mark was walking through the
cemetery. Suddenly, he heard a voice cry out, "Mark! Mark!"
Pretending not to let it bother him, he pulled his coat a little
tighter and kept walking.
Again the voice said, "Mark! Mark!"
That did it. Mark took off full speed and didn't stop till he was
well outside the cemetery gate. As he stopped to catch his breath,
the moon broke through the clouds enough so he could see what
had been following him.
It was a dog with a hair-lip !
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The Personnel Manager was interviewing a blonde candidate
for a job named Nancy. As she sat in the chair, he asked a
series of questions to determine if she was emotionally suitable
for the company.
Things were not going well for Nancy. The man decided to
try a new approach, to give Nancy one last chance.
He asked, "if you could have a conversation with anyone, living or
dead, who would it be?"
Nancy said: "The living one."
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Two rednecks were out hunting, and as they were
walking along they came upon a huge hole in the ground.
They approached it and were amazed by the size of it.
The first hunter said " Wow, dat's some hole, I can't
even see the bottom, I wonder how deep it is?"
The second hunter said" I don't know, let's throw
something down and listen and see how long it takes to hit bottom."
The first hunter said " There's this old
transmission here, give me a hand and we'll throw it in and see."
So they picked it up, carried it over, and counted one,
and two, and three, and threw it in the hole.
They were standing there listening and looking over the
edge and they heard a rustling in the brush behind them.
As they turned around they saw a goat come crashing
through the brush, run up to the hole, and with no
hesitation, jump in head first. While they were standing
there looking at each other, looking in the hole, and
trying to figure out what that was all about, an old
farmer walked up. "Didn't happen to see my goat round here, did ya?"
The first hunter said, "We sure nuff did. We was just a
standin here a minute ago and yer goat come running out
of them bushes over yonder doin' bout a hunert miles an
hour and he jumped head first into this here hole!"
And the old farmer said, "That ain't possible.
I had him chained to a transmission!"
BUFFALO BILL
Nandos Chips NAND
http://www.buffaloschips.com/jhakjjk.htm
Naughty Song From The Bible Belt
http://www.buffaloschips.com/jjkaj.htm
Never Trust A Women
http://www.buffaloschips.com/lkjhkjbg.htm
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FUN PAGES from Lorraine
Warlords Heroes
http://tinyurl.com/b7os84
Dancing Yoda
http://tinyurl.com/c3cbkr
20 Foot Backflip
http://tinyurl.com/c6rg8u
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SYDESJOKES LIST
Dangers Of Taking A Leak
http://sydesjokes.com/lnk/vid1/000419.html
Danish Speeding Control
http://sydesjokes.com/lnk/vid1/000420.html
Danny's Fishin' Tips
http://sydesjokes.com/lnk/vid1/000421.html
THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day!
FROM
Martin aka the postman
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