THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
Confucious say man who sink into womans
arms soon have arms in womans sink
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
The war department is going turkey crazy. She
eats gluten free, and avoids red types of meat,
ie, pork and beef. As such, she
eats mostly stuff like Turkey and fish. And since
it is so close to tday, every grocery store in
the city is featuring a sale on birds. And my wife
is in the process of relieving every grocery store
of their supply. I am quite sure that it is a crusade.
No doubt the war department is winning, too.
She discovered a "great deal" today at Family
Fair and returned home toting the third one.
"It was only 39 cents when you buy 25 bux worth of
groceries." Admittedly, 39 cents is a good price,
but there is only so many containers of french onion
bits, cool whip, and boxes of stuffing that you need.
I suppose since we got the freezer space it is not
gonna hurt to stock up. I wish it was roasts and pork
chops we were putting in there than turkeys. She has
a big 20 pounder planned for thanksgiving. That will
be interesting. Turkey bbq for the next 3 weeks
after the day of. Sigh. Oh well.
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
Obama care
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a070.html
speeding
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a071.html
what Timmy did
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a072.html
warning
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a073.html
housework
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a074.html
sex drive
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a075.html
things are going well
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a076.html
hows this
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a077.html
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
what's stopping you?
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies8419.html
ode to forgetfulness
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies8420.html
The wealthy financier was sitting in his study when
his eldest son came to him. "Dad," the boy stammered,
"I got a girl in trouble and she wants two thousand
dollars to keep quiet about it." The father reluctantly
wrote a check for the amount; but just as he finished
signing it, his second son burst in with the same
bad news, only this time the amount requested was
three thousand dollars. While he was writing the
second check, his youngest daughter appeared at the
door of the study, weeping. "Daddy," she sobbed
uncontrollably, "I think I'm pregnant." "Aha," the
financier exclaimed gratefully. "Now we collect!"
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At a business conference in Montpelier, Vermont, the
state tax commissioner asked the audience which
sort of taxation they found fairest. There was a pause,
and then a white-haired man in the back raised his hand.
"The poll tax," he said.
"But the poll tax was repealed," replied the commissioner.
"I know," declared the man,
"that's what I like about it."
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Jimmy was sent to prison for his crimes, but upon
arrival at the correctional facility, he told the
warden he wasn't at all worried about his future.
He knew he wouldn't have to serve the full term of
his penalty. "Why's that, Jimmy?" the warden asked
"Sure of your appeal, are you?"
"No, sir." Jimmy replied.
"Already making plans to escape, then?"
"Not a one, Warden."
"Then why are you so sure you'll be out of here
before your time is up?" "Well, Warden," says Jimmy,
"it's like this. In the entire time I've been married;
my wife has yet to let me finish a sentence!"
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It was the worst rainstorm of the century. Half the
valley was gone! Agitated, a man called the rescue hotline.
"Help me. I'm standing in two feet of water!"
The operator at the hotline said, "That's not exactly
a flood emergency around here."
The man said, "No? I'm calling from the fourth floor!"
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After sixty years, a Rabbi decides to retire. Taking the box of
foreskins he has collected over the years of doing circumcisions.
He goes to a Leather goods Manufacturer and says to the man,
"Can you do anything with these".
The man says "No problem, come back in two weeks"
After two weeks the rabbi returns to the shop, and is presented
with a wallet. In total dismay, he says to the craftsman,
"Sixty years of my life spent doing circumcisions, the best you
can do is a wallet?"
The man replies,
"Don't worry, just rub it a few times and it will grow into a
suitcase."
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BUFFALO BILL
Mackerel
http://www.buffaloschips.com/32821.htm
Male
http://www.buffaloschips.com/32822.htm
Chicken Shit
http://www.buffaloschips.com/41004.htm
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SYDESJOKES LIST
Do You Speak English
http://sydesjokes.com/lnk/vid1/000455.html
Doctor Calling
http://sydesjokes.com/lnk/vid1/000456.html
Dodge Truck Advert
http://sydesjokes.com/lnk/vid1/000457.html
THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day!
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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