THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
Better to displease the people by doing what
you know is right, than to temporarily please
them by doing what you know is wrong.
William J. H. Boetcker
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
The weather turns to cold. it was breezy and
felt "as cold as a witches tit" yesterday,
as they say. (altho I am not sure how truly
cold that would be.) And as winter approaches,
its time for inside type things to keep busy.
I went down to the billiard hall and shot a
little 8 ball with son the other day. In times
past we have been known to kill a lot of winter
afternoons there. I truly suck at the sport,
and my only strategy for winning is to wait
until son scratches the game. This year will be
difficult to find time to play. He is working
3 jobs right now,and he has very little spare time.
unlike me. Funny thing, he is just as broke as
I am tho. A preverbial chip off the old block.
yesterday the war dept and me went to the
cheapseat theater and saw District 9. That is
another winter time activity we do. Tickets
$3.50 any time, you can't lose. Catching
a movie on the cheap is always a great
pastime on a cold afternoon. And by the way,
District 9 is a pretty decent creature feature
if you are into Sci fi. Lots of bombs, space
ships, aliens, and blood and guts if you are
into that sort of flick. I personally thot it
was one of the better movies I had seen in a while,
actually. BTW, one last comment about our subject
of the last couple days, with deer racks.
Be sure to check out the first comic link
in this issue. sortof says it all:)
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
nice rack
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a037.html
nice of you
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a030.html
anal sex
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a031.html
grafilthy
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a032.html
art class
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a033.html
sand castles
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a034.html
the magician
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a035.html
at the front desk
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a036.html
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
world's tallest man
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies8396.html
McRonalds
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies8397.html
very naughty
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies8398.html
one day on Britain's got talent
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies8399.html
its raining
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies8400.html
Carl's J. flat buns
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies8401.html
On their first night together, a newlywed couple go to
change. The new bride comes out of the bathroom showered
and wearing a beautiful robe. The proud husband says,
"My dear, we are married now, you can open your robe."
The beautiful young woman opens her robe, and he is
astonished."Oh, oh, aaaahhh," he exclaims, "My God you
are so beautiful, let me take your picture."
Puzzled she asks, "My picture?"
He answers, "Yes my dear, so I can carry your beauty
next to my heart forever."She smiles and he takes her
picture, and then he heads into the bathroom to shower.
He comes out wearing his robe and the new wife asks,
"Why do you wear a robe? We are married now."
At that the man opens his robe and she exclaims,
"oh, OH, OH MY, let me get a picture."
He beams and asks why and she answers,
"So I can get it enlarged!"
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The new hooker just finished her first trick. When she
came back down to the street, the seasoned veterans all
gathered around to hear the details.
She said "well, he was a big muscular and handsome marine".
"Well, what did he want to do?" they all asked.
She said " I told him that a straight lay was $100,
but he said he didn't have that much".
"So I told him that oral sex would be $75, but he
didn't have that much either".
"Finally I said, well, how much do you have"?
The marine said that he only had $25. The new hooker said
"well, for $25 all I can do is service you by hand"
He agreed and after getting the finances straight, she
said "he pulled it out and I put one hand on it, and
then the second hand above the first and then the
first hand above the second hand..." "Oh my god" they
all exclaimed, "it must have been huge,
then what did you do?"
"I loaned him $75!" she said.
AND ALWAYS REMEMBER:
Humpty Dumpty was pushed!
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An American tourist asks a Newfoundlander:
"Why do Scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats?"
To which the Newfoundlander replies:
"If they fell forwards, they'd still be in the fuckin' boat."
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Over drinks one evening two gentleman were having a
discussion about the charms, or lack there-of of
the actress Sharon Stone."I say she's highly over-rated,"
said one, "Take away her eyes, her lips, her legs and
her figure, and what have ya got?"
"My wife!" said the other with a heavy sigh
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Joe, a notoriously bad golfer, hits his ball off
the first tee and watches as it slices to the right
and disappears through an open window. Figuring
that's the end of it, he gets another ball out of
his bag and plays on. On the eighth hole, a police
officer walks up to Joe on the course and says, "Did
you hit a golf ball through a window back there?"
Joe says, "Yes I did.""Well," says the police officer,
"it knocked a lamp over, scaring the dog, which raced
out of the house onto the highway. A driver rammed into
a brick wall to avoid the dog, sending three people
to hospital. And it's all because you sliced the ball."
"Oh my goodness," says Joe, "is there anything I can do?"
"Yes there is," says the the cop."Try keeping your head
down and close up your stance a bit."
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BUFFALO BILL
Simmons
http://www.buffaloschips.com/90901.htm
Poor Mailman
http://www.buffaloschips.com/90902.htm
Cute Doctor
http://www.buffaloschips.com/90903.htm
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SYDESJOKES LIST
Dirty House
http://sydesjokes.com/lnk/vid1/000446.html
Disabled Parking
http://sydesjokes.com/lnk/vid1/000447.html
Distraction
http://sydesjokes.com/lnk/vid1/000448.html
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FUNPAGES from Lorraine
Robokill Shooting Game
http://tinyurl.com/ch4p79
Boxhead Zombie Wars
http://tinyurl.com/d5xh43
Governor of Poker
http://tinyurl.com/aubzcy
THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day!
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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