The Postman's Corner
"There are no secrets to success. It is the result
of preparation, hard work, and learning from failure."
Colin Powell
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
We do hope you enjoy today's issue
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
mingle
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your dreams
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smart ass
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relieved
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best prize ever
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a nice person
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make me wet
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first date
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get out of the sun
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long and hard
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
The road...
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officer needs assistance
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bud light
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sexy
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A blonde man goes to the vet with his goldfish.
"I think it's got epilepsy," he tells the vet.
The vet takes a look and says, "It seems calm enough to me."
The blonde man says, "Wait, I haven't taken it out of the bowl yet."
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Little action
Husband: "How about a little action tonight, honey?"
Wife: "Over my dead body!"
Husband: "How else?"
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Q: What do you do if you run over a lawyer?
A: Back over him to make sure. Then, make another notch on the steering wheel.
Q: What's the worst thing you can say to a man who complains that his wife is frigid?
A: No, she isn't!"
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A woman asks her husband to buy her a fur coat for
their 25th anniversary. "HA," he snorted, "The day I
buy you a fur coat will be the day you can grow hair on
your chest!" On that she hikes up her skirt, drops her panties,
and thrusts her pubic area forward. "There! I have hair on my chest,
now buy me a fur coat." "That's not your chest!" he roars back.
"Damn right it's my chest," she argued, "Before we got married,
this was your hope chest. On our honeymoon, it was your treasure
chest. Afterwards it became our family chest.
AND IF YOU DON'T BUY ME A FUR COAT, IT WILL SOON BECOME THE COMMUNITY CHEST!"
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A blond man is in jail. Guard looks in his cell and sees him
hanging by his feet. "Just WHAT are you doing?" he asks.
"Hanging myself," the blond replies. "It should be around your neck" says the guard.
"I tried that," he replies, "but then I couldn't breathe."
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FUN PAGES
Water Makes Them Bigger
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Algerian Patience Solitaire
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A Single Rose
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Life is So Slippery
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The Woman He Feels
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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