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The best thing to hang on to in life is each other
Audrey Hepburn

very nice
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statistics
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makin shit up
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my butt
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maximum
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charisma
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missing person
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kitty kat
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sexist
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lonesome
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES

while mowing the yard
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just out of the shower,or
"no nookie tonight"
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glad he is not my kid
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lets go to mcdonalds
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A man wrote a letter to a small hotel in a Midwest
town he planned to visit on his Vacation.
He wrote:
I would very much like To bring my dog with me. He is well-
groomed And very well behaved. Would you be willing To
 permit me to keep him in my room with me at night?"
An immediate reply came from the hotel Owner,
who wrote:
SIR: "I've been operating This hotel for many years. In all
that time, I've Never had a dog steal towels, bedclothes,
Silverware or pictures off the walls. I've never Had to evict a
dog in the middle of the night For being drunk and disorderly.
And I've never Had a dog run out on a hotel bill.
Yes, indeed, Your dog is welcome at my hotel.
And, if your Dog will vouch for you, you're welcome to stay Here, too."
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Words You Do Not Want To Hear During Sex* "You feel almost as good as my husband."
* "You know, your mother is so much better!"

* "Mommy, Daddy what are you doing?"

* "Oh my God! 3.5 seconds, a new record!"

* "Do you mind? I'm trying to watch TV."

* "Darling, don't you think that the ceiling needs painting?"

* "Oh Janet!"... and your name is Carol.

* "Will you please hurry up there is a really good movie coming on in one minute."

* "Is it hurting? I can't even feel it."
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An elderly lady was walking on the golf course on the island of
Martha's Vineyard. She slipped and fell.Obama, who was behind her
by chance, helped her to get up promptly. She thanked him and he
answered, "It was a pleasure to help you. Don't you recognize me?
I am your President. Are you going to vote for me in the next election?"
The elderly woman laughed and replied, '
'You know...I fell on my ass...not on my head!"

FUN PAGES

Wal-Mart vs. The Morons
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Youda Sushi Chef
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Osama's Genie
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Friends Body and Soul
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Dumbest Guy on Earth
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That's All Folks!
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman

 

 

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