THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
If it's not the dessert that will stop u,
it's the grain of sand in your shoe.
Les Stroud, "survivor man"
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
We do hope you enjoy today's issue
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
not in the mood
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/v021a.html
the pot smoker
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/v022a.html
girls
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/v023a.html
hip replacement
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/v024a.html
beat it
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/v025a.html
presidential milestones
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/v026a.html
the mailbox
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/v027a.html
baggy pants
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/v028a.html
Disney
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/v029a.html
the original ipod
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/v030.html
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
HIDDEN CAMERA
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a2182.html
enjoy your nature
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a2183.html
construction zone
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a2184.html
Big & Rich - Save A Horse Ride A Cowboy
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a2185.html
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I was standing in line at the bank when there was
a commotion at the counter.A woman was distressed,
exclaiming, "Where will I put my money? I have all my
money and my mortgage here! What will happen to my mortgage?!"
It turned out that she had misunderstood a small sign on the counter.
The sign read: "WE WILL BE CLOSED FOR GOOD FRIDAY."
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Aboard an airline flight from Israel to America, Grandma
Esther was taking her very first flight. They had only been
aloft a few minutes when the old lady complained to the
stewardess that her ears were popping.The girl smiled and
gave the older woman some chewing gum, assuring her that many
people experienced the same discomfort.When they landed in New York,
Grandma thanked the stewardess. "The chewing gum worked fine,"
she said. "Now that we've arrived, would you tell me, how do I get it out of my ears?"
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Q: What Is The Difference Between A Microwave And A Gay Male's Lifestyle?
A: The Microwave Won't Brown Your Meat.
Q: What do you call the useless piece of skin on the end of a man's penis?
A: His body.
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A wife was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband's key
in the door. "Stay where you are," she said. "He's so drunk he won't
even notice you're in bed with me." Sure enough, the husband lurched
into bed none the wiser, but a few minutes later, through a drunken haze,
he saw six feet sticking out at the end of the bed. He turned to his wife:
"Hey, there are six feet in this bed. There should only be four.
What's going on?" "Nonsense," said the wife. "You're so drunk you
miscounted. Get out of bed and try again. You can see better from over
there." The husband climbed out of bed and counted.
"One, two, three, four. You're right, you know."
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Michael: iPad download speeds on AT&T are ridicously slow!
Jon: Tell me about it, this morning I logged into "Just 18" porno website.
Jon: By the time the first page had loaded,
all the girls looked like they were in their mid 40s.
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FUN PAGES
Poorly Placed Labels
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=43651&s=n
Throw Them Out The Window
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=43065&s=n
Funny Words of Wisdom
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=37782&s=n
Plazma Burst 2 Hacked
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=42957&s=n
A Single Rose
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=43028&s=n
THAT'S ALL FOLKS
Have a nice day!
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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