THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
some people are such treasures that you
want to bury them
GOOD MORNIG POSTMAN FANS!
Remembering...
The original World Trade Center was a complex
with seven buildings featuring landmark twin towers in
Lower Manhattan, New York City, United States. The complex
opened on April 4, 1973, and was destroyed in
2001 in the September 11 attacks.
Osama...we NAILED YOUR ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Whether you are a liberal or a conservative,
whether you love country music or hate it,
whether you believe in retaliation or don't.
All of us should identify with this song...
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a2155.html
We do hope you enjoy today's issue
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
the truth about Harold
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/u221a.html
are you kidding
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/u222a.html
its homemade
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/u224a.html
my award
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/u225a.html
just do it
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/u226a.html
madam zobra
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/u227a.html
that's some drip
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/u228a.html
and help mom and dad
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/u229a.html
hey pal
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/u230a.html
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
bison fury /what is wrong with their parents?
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a2151.html
Gulls Gone Wild!
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a2152.html
The Gummy Bear Song
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a2153.html
Incredible
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a2154.html
Juggling Is Better Than Sex Because
You don't need a partner to juggle.
Having blue balls isn't a bad thing.
You don't have to worry about how many other people your partner has juggled with.
Jugglers aren't judged by the size of their balls.
You don't have to wear protection.
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Joe woke up one morning and looked for his wife,
but his wife wasn't there. She had awakened and was
preparing breakfast in the kitchen. Joe was afraid he
might spoil 'the moment' by getting up, so he
called his little boy and sent this note to his wife:
THE TENT POLE IS UP,
THE CANVAS IS SPREAD,
THE HELL WITH BREAKFAST,
COME BACK TO BED.
The wife answered the note and sent it back by the boy. It read:
TAKE THE TENT POLE DOWN
PUT THE CANVAS AWAY
THE MONKEY HAD A HEMORRHAGE
NO CIRCUS TODAY.
So he sent another note down. It read:
THE TENT POLE'S STILL UP
AND THE CANVAS STILL SPREAD
SO DROP WHAT YOU'RE DOING
AND COME GIVE ME SOME HEAD
To which she replied:
I'M SURE THAT YOUR POLE'S
THE BEST IN THE LAND
BUT I'M BUSY RIGHT NOW
SO DO IT BY HAND !
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The research worker conducting a sex survey found discrepancies
between a husband's answers and his wife's. The researcher phoned
him and said, "Mr. Pullman, something's wrong with your survey. Under
'Frequency of Intercourse' you answered, 'Three times a week' but
your wife answered, 'Three times a night.'"
"No, that's correct," replied Mr. Pullman. "But that's only 'till we pay
off our second mortgage!"
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FUN PAGES
Driving Test Answers
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=43493&s=n
The Loser Test
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=42055&s=n
The Sunshine of Life
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=43024&s=n
Redneck Swimming Pool
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=43615&s=n
THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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