THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
Committing a great truth to memory is admirable;
committing it to life is wisdom.
William Ward
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
Or should I say, good afternoon? and how
was your weekend? For the postman clan, it was
a little extra nice. The war department gets a
check 3 times this month, instead of the normal 2.
So, with a little extra $$$, I went with her grocery
shopping, managed to load up on a good pile of snacks.
Oh yeah, extra money, we can always put that to use.
The outting also called for a trip to the Outback.
A nice steak always does the trick. What she did with
the rest of the bux, I'm not really sure. I did notice
she was wearing a pair of shoes at church Sunday morning
that I do not think I'd seen before:) What the heck, don't
really matter, extra check, bills are paid, let her have
a little fun.
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
I don't have time
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/i000.html
doesn't ge3t any better than this
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/i001.html
you got it going on
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/i002.html
specializing
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/i003.html
Minnehaha
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/i004.html
I'll get it
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/i005.html
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
the sniper
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1015.html
crazy video
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1016.html
A blonde at a party, was telling her friend that
she'd gone off men for life. "They lie, they cheat,
and they're just no good," she moaned. Then she
added, "From now on when I want sex, I'm going to
use my tried and tested plastic companion."
"What happens when the batteries run out?" joked
her friend. "That's simple," replied the blonde.
"I'll just fake an orgasm as usual.
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A wife asked her husband to describe her.
He said: you're A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K .
She said " what does that mean?"
He said, "Adorable,Beautiful,Cute,Delightful,
Elegant,Foxy,Gorgeous,Hot.
She said , "Oh that's so lovely.What about I , J, K?"
He said, "I'm Just Kidding .
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Q. Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring, and good
looking?
A. They already have boyfriends.
Q. What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog.
A. After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.
Q. How do you find a blind man in a nudist colony?
A. It's not hard.
Q. What do you call a lesbian with fat fingers?
A. Well hung.
BUFFALO BILL
ceremony
http://www.buffaloschips.com/jghdkgjdfg.htm
champagne
http://www.buffaloschips.com/kbjkcvbvck,b.htm
charm toon
http://www.buffaloschips.com/kjfkljlkg.htm
FUN PAGES
Rotating Planets
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=42220&s=n
Eeny Meany Bikini Whoa
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=40948&s=n
Penguin Diner
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=41772&s=n
Deformed Fish
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=42404&s=n
THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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