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Welcome to Buffalosjokes and Thank You for joining us. My
name is Buffalo and I have the watch.
It sure is quiet around here tonight. Eva got up about the same
time I did this morning and right after supper she fell asleep
behind me on the couch and she is still there because I am afraid
she will wake up if we move her and be up all night. It is hard
to work with her running around and screaming just to be
making noise but that isn't the worse of it. I am so tired of
every time I take my eyes off of the TV, it gets switched to
Sprout-TV. They replay the same shows over and over again,
it makes me want to dig out all of those WAV files I used to
have of Barney the Dinosaur getting Blown up and shot etc.
She woke her mom up this morning playing the Wiggles,
Fruit Salad, at full volume on the computer and after awhile of
hearing those songs over and over pretty soon you are
singing them too. It makes it really hard to maintain your
image as a hardcore rocker when you are humming Hot Potato.
The other thing is that whichever computer I am not using
she wants to run one of her games on and as they are side
by side, she'll slide a chair up next to me and change whatever
I am working on with the other computer and pretty soon she
has invaded both of them. It does make it really hard to get
any work done but I really enjoy having her here.
Enjoy the chips .... buffalo
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There were these three prisoners in a German POW camp, and they were
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Katie's Komfort Kolumn
Vol 2010
The Ball
In Katie's dog house, Rudy escorts them through
the living room, through various rooms to the large
ballroom. Tami and Robert are there as are others.
Gus and Horace are serving entrees and drinks.
The cats, Mark, Cleo and Pearl are the three string
ensemble playing. Sandi is dressed quite nice for her
however, the darling has to be Katie who is wearing
a white chiffon dress with diamond like stones
stitched in the dress. She is also wearing a tiera.
Val is, for the first time in her life, wearing a dress
and is looking very uncomfortable in it.
BJ: Hello Val.
Val: Don't like this dress. I would rather wear jeans or
nothing at all.
Rudy: There there little one, you must learn some
culture. I had to learn culture.
Val: What is culture?
Rudy: Culture is drinking cold beer rather than hot
beer. It is saying excuse me when you break wind.
Culture is saying you like something when you don't.
It's telling a girl she doesn't stink when she does.
Val: Wow, culture is about lying isn't it?
Rudy: Well, it is something else.
The herd
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