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Welcome to Buffalosjokes and Thank You for joining us. My
name is Buffalo and I have the watch.
Bufffalo says I have been catchng up on some much needed
sleep this weekend trying to get rid of some of the aches and pains
that came from doing Spring Cleaning. Now that it's over it is snowing
again, so buffalo has a big kettle of beef stew brewing and having
no desire to shampoo the kitchen carpets I dredged my beef in flour
and spices in a one gallon plastic bag... not a drop of flour on floor
April Birthdays Do you have a birthday this month? Let's see what
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April
1. Ali McGraw, Toshio Mifume, Jennifer Beyer
2. Dana Carvey, Hans Christen Anderson, Ivan Breaux
3. Marlon Brando, Jennie Garth, Sylvia Bringman
4. Arthur Hailey, Anthony Perkins, Arthur Murray
5. Spencer Tracy, Bette Davis
6. Butch Cassidy, Marilu Henner, Howard Zang
7. Tony Dorsett, Francis Ford Coppola
8. Jim Catfish Hunter, Julian Lennon, Sonja Jenie
9. Hugh Hefner, Dennis Quaid, Paulina Porizkova
10. John Madden, Steven Seagal, Chuck Connors
11. Louise Lasser, Oleg Cassini
12. David Letterman, Shannon Doherty, Helen Mulloy
13. Thomas Jefferson, Al Green
14. Sarah Michelle Gellar, Pete Rose, John Gielgud
15. Greg Maddux, Leonardo de Vinci
16. Kareem Abdul-Jabbar, Charlie Chaplin
17. Nikita Khrushchev, William Holden
18. Conan O'Brien, Clarence Darrow
19. Picaso, Don Adams
20. Ryan O'Neal, Hitler, buffalo
21. Andie MacDowell, Tony Danza, Tom Bingaman
22. Jack Nicholson, Eddie Albert, Uncle George
23. William Shakespeare, Shirley Temple, Valerie Bertinelli
24. Barbra Streisand, Shirley MacLaine, Jill Ireland
25. Al Pacino, Talia Shire, Ella Fitzgerald
26. Carol Burnett, Barbara Epstein
27. Sheena Easton, Casey Kasem, Vicki Valle, Ross Bowen
28. Jay Leno, Saddam Hussein
29. Jerry Seinfeld, Andre Agassi, JoAnn King
30. Isiah Thomas, Willie Nelson
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Jesus, waiting at the door, lets in the first disciple: "Who is it?"
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"Who is it?"
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Jesus opens the door.
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Jesus opens the door.
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The gay man took two aspirin with his Viagra so sex wouldn't be such
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Outside a Church in Boston a young boy is weeping, and an old lady
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One day a completely naked young lady walks into a bar. Of course,
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This old couple is ready to go to sleep so the old man lays on the
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1) Expensive Pussy: Most pussy falls into this definition.
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98% of good pussy falls into this category.
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Disadvantages: You are probably not the only one, thus disease risk
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Often not worth it.
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that this Pussy will not yield no matter what. Any expense involved
is simply wasted (unless you are into real frustration).
Advantages: There are no advantages.
Disadvantages: Too many to list here. Best to stay away once
recognized.
Never worth it.
7) Innocent Nympho Pussy: Rare. Recognized by being in a small,
sweet, innocent package which you would never in a million years
think would give in, but when it does, you are in for a hell of a
surprise.
Often mistaken for (4). Expense varies, but usually falls into the
cheaper category.
Advantages: The surprise is blissful. Always worth it. Keep it if
you can.
Disadvantages: If (4) is mistaken for (7), serious consequences may
result. May or may not be faithful.
8) Party Pussy: Found at bars and at parties. Recognized by glass
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Make sure you are not ripped as to better enjoy the experience.
Advantages: Easy to obtain unless you are real unlucky. Be sure to
say the right things.
Disadvantages: Disease risk is high, will not usually remain
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Often not worth it.
9) Nutsy Pussy: Support System has psychological problems.
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May tend to kill you while you sleep. Gives in for no apparent
reason..
Usually found as a quiet co-worker.
Advantages: Easy.
Disadvantages: Never really worth it
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Three desperately ill men met with their doctor one day to discuss
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The men left the doctor's office, each convinced that he would never
again indulge himself in his vice. While walking toward the subway
for their return trip to the suburbs, they passed a bar.
The alcoholic, hearing the loud music and seeing the lights, could
not stop himself. His buddies accompanied him into the bar, where
he had a shot of whiskey.
No sooner had he replaced the shot glass on the bar, he fell off his
stool, stone cold dead.
His companions, somewhat shaken up, left the bar, realizing how
seriously they must take the doctor's words. As they walked along,
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A college coed finished her degree at a college in a small farming
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get a job
until her fiancé finished school, but the only job she could find in
the
town was on a farm doing manual labor.
Her duties consisted of grooming the fields and ridding the crops
of
adjacent weeds, in other words using a hoe. Then came the end of the
semester, and her fiancé graduated, so they decided to get on with
the
nuptials. They went to the courthouse and requested a marriage
license.
The county clerk asked the usual questions like name, place of
birth,
occupation. The groom to be answered everything and, of course, gave
his
occupation as student as that was his most recent occupation. The
bride to
be answered everything until the clerk asked her occupation.
She thought about it a moment and then answered: "I'm a hoer."
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Humpty Dumpty sat on the bed,
Little Bo Peep was giving him head,
As soon as he came she started to weep,
She knew by the taste he'd been fucking her sheep.
There was a young woman named Maud
Who found herself now and then floored
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Or top of the staired--
Oh, well, it's the life of a broad.
There was a lady from Kent
To a football game she went
She stood near the goal
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Playboy reportedly offered Sarah Palin $4,000,000 to pose nude in an
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Katie's Komfort Kolumn - Written By BJ Cassady
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Katie's Komfort Kolumn
Vol 2008
Sneaking on Sandi
Sandi has been good for two days in a row
in the dog run. She has not made it three
days so this afternoon BJ is sneaking around
to check on her. He has a fake bush and is
trying to do his best and hopeing that Sandi
is being good. But, alas,,,tis not to be.
Sandi is in the dog run, but she is puttin on
a motorcycle helmet, adjusting some type
of pack to her back, putting gloves and goggles
on.
BJ: It's a jet pack!
BJ jumps out from the bush: Where did you
get that Jet pack?
Sandi: Coupons. If you eat enough of the
right food and save coupons and send in
boxtops, you can have a jet pack.
BJ: You could hurt yourself girl.
Sandi: It came with this book, 'Jet Pack For
Dummies'. What could go wrong?
BJ: You could go up and the motor quits.
Sandi: Oh...
BJ: You could go up but come down much
faster with the engine pushing you.
Sandi: Oh...
BJ: It could explode.
Sandi: Oh dear.
BJ: I think all in all, you are safer where you
are.
Sandi unstraping the device: I agree Daddy.
Katie: Can I try it?
The herd
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