THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
If u lose money u lose much,
if u lose friends u lose much,
but if u lose faith u lose everything
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
I take aspirin for the headache caused
by the zyrtec I take for the hayfever I
got from Relenza for the uneasy stomach
from the Ritalin I take for the short attention
span caused by the Scopederm TS I take for
the motion sickness I got from the Lomotil
I take for the uncontrolled weight gain from
the Paxo; I take for the anxiety from
Zocar I take for my hihg cholesteral
because excercise, a good diet, and
other good health habits are just too
much trouble.
And so how has your day been today?
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
full moon
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/p031.html
surrender
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/p032.html
got milk?
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/p033.html
nasty rumor
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/p034.html
Obama care ems #1
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/p035.html
no darling
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/p036.html
intravenous
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/p037.html
I never knew
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/p038.html
last night
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/p039.html
man woman and desert
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/p040.html
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
Important Message from the White House on Racism
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/141.html
DO I MAKE YOU PROUD (PIANO) BY KRISMARK
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/142.html
cheating spouses
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/143.html
the big day
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/144.html
the gayest ref
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/145.html
triple x with whipped cream and choc sauce
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/146.html
layin brick
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/147.html
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POWER POINT DISPLAYS
Mariya
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/fpe/ppd390.html
Romenia
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/fpe/ppd391.html
I muss you
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/fpe/ppd392.html
diversionary tactics
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/fpe/ppd394.html
A lady is having a bad day at the roulette tables
in 'Vegas. She's down to her last $50. Exasperated,
she exclaims,
"What rotten luck! What in the world should I do now?"
A man standing next to her, trying to calm her down, suggests,
"I don't know... why don't you play your age?"
He walks away. Moments later, his attention is
grabbed by a great commotion at the roulette table.
Thinking maybe she'd won, he rushes back to the table
and pushes his way through the crowd.
The lady is lying limp on the floor,
with the table operator kneeling over her.
The man is stunned. He asks, "What happened? Is she all right?"
The operator replies, "I don't know. She put all
her money on 29, and 36 came up. Then she just fainted!"
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A little old lady was running up and down the halls
in a nursing home.
As she walked, she would flip up the hem of her
nightgown and say, "Supersex."
She walked up to an elderly man in a wheelchair.
Flipping her gown at him, she said, "Supersex."
He sat silently for a moment or two and finally
answered, "I'll take the soup."
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MY DICK IS SOOOO BIG
There are many ways to describe just how well endowed you are, for example...
My dick is so big, its a tight fit when I'm bangin' your loose momma!
My dick is so big, there's still snow on it in the summertime.
My dick is so big, I went to The Viper Room and my dick got right in.
I had to stand and argue with the doorman.
My dick is so big, I have to call it Mr. Dick in front of company.
My dick is so big, it won't return Spielberg's calls.
My dick is so big, it graduated a year ahead of me from high school.
My dick has an elevator and a lobby.
My dick has better credit than I do.
My dick is so big, clowns climb out of it when I c um.
My dick is so big, it was overthrown by a military coup.
It's now known as the Democratic Republic of My Dick.
My dick is so big, it has casters.
My dick is so big, I'm already fu cking a girl tomorrow.
My dick is so big, ships use it to find their way into the harbor.
My dick is so big, there was once a movie called Godzilla vs. My Dick.
My dick is so big, it lives next door.
My dick is so big, I entered it in a big-dick contest
and it came in first, second, and third.
My dick is so big, it votes.
My dick is a better dresser than I am.
My dick is so big, it has a three-picture deal.
My dick is so big that the head of it has only seen my balls in pictures.
My dick is so big, Henry Aaron used it to hit his 750th home run.
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Two gay guys were caught in the act in a public park by
a policeman. As the cop tried to arrest them for their
act of public indecency, they bolted away. The cop
pursued after them and managed to catch one of them.
He told him, "When I catch your boyfriend I'm going to
shove this nightstick right up his ass."
Just then a voice calls out from behind a tree.
"Yoo-hoo, Officer. I'm over here."
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Why don't men wear tight underwear?
It cuts off circulation to the brain!
Why do men have broad shoulders and big foreheads?
When you ask them a question, they shrug their shoulders
and say, "I don't know." When you tell them the answer,
they slap their foreheads and say, "Ohhhhhh."
Why are vibrators better than men?
Because they never screw other women, never come in drunk,
and you don't have to do their laundry!
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A young lad is caught stealing soap from the local soap
factory, when the case comes to caught the judge decides
to make an example of him to discourage other youths from
a life of crime. Judge: Well, what have you to say in
your defense? Boy: I'm sorry your honor. Judge: I sentence
you to 10 years hard labor, starting immediately. Boy: But
sir, it were only a few bars of cheap soap. Judge:
Consider yourself lucky, it could have been life boy!
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BUFFALO BILL
Gun Control Witness
http://www.buffaloschips.com/gbvcvf.htm
Gunslinger
http://www.buffaloschips.com/gdsdfe.htm
Half Time Show
http://www.buffaloschips.com/gvbfdf.htm
Hammer Guy
http://www.buffaloschips.com/gcfdff.htm
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FUN PAGES
Sweet Dixie Bride
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=6842&s=n
Hidden Expedition: Everest
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=41726&s=n
Flight Simulator X
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=42157&s=n
Poop Pranks
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=41948&s=n
THAT'SALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day!
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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