THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
Beware of what you set your mind on,
for that you will surely become.
~Ralph Waldo Emerson
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
I was watcing some old MASH reruns on tv the other
night. (Yeah, I know, I need to get a life) Radar
snuck in the officers club with Honeycut and ordered
a grape Nehi, his drink of choice. Remember those?
Nehi was probably one of the best "pops' around. Those
were NOT soda's they were POP. And you know why they
were so good? Glass bottles. Yep. the x and y generation
will never know the secret of a good tasting beverage
simply because of plastic. But we baby boomers know,
plastic containers kill the flavor. But what was even
better than grape? Root beer. poor Radar didn't have
a clue. Where did they get the name? When they first
bottled Nehi POP, a driver said, "Man these bottles are
like 'knee high'." And the owner of the company over
heard it, and adopted the name. Altho the bottles were
since shortened some, it was still wonderful POP.
Unfortunately the whole thing was sold to Royal Crown
Cola and is now mostly just a memory.
We do hope you enjoy today's issue
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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Nothing like the thought of a
backyard BBQ, a cold beer and maybe a
SEXY blonde doing the cooking !
Well two outta 3 aint bad!
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THE COMICS
hell
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ambitious
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pictures
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are you ready
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revenge
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tech support
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thought for the day
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poor dog
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he could fly
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this program
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
Professor Longhair, Big Chief
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always a way out
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exciting
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Brahma beer
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elderly
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survived by his wife
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POWER POINT DISPLAYS
sweet rides
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The Maltese Falcon
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orgasm
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A one-story whorehouse is more profitable than a two-story
whorehouse, because there's no fucking overhead.
"Has your husband been circumcised"? "Nope.
He's always been a complete prick"
In our digs near Cairo, we came upon an ancient tampon.
But so far, none of the archeologists have been able to
tell what period it came from.
My grandmother always said, "A shot in the glass is
better than one in the ass!"
"What do you like most about me?
My Pretty face, or my sexy body?"
I replied
"I like your sense of humor!"
And that's when the fight started
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A teacher asks the class to name things that end with 'tor' that
eat things.
1st little boy says, "Alligator".
"Very good, that's a big word".
2nd boy says, "Predator".
"Yes, that's another big word".
Johnny says, "Vibrator, Miss".
After nearly falling off her chair, she says, "That's a big word,
but it doesn't eat anything."
"Well my sister has one and she says it eats batteries!"
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A Catholic guy goes into the confessional box after years being
away from the Church.
There's a fully equipped bar with Guinness on tap. On
the shelf of one wall is a dazzling array of the finest
cigars and chocolates, the other wall has pornographic
pictures of a buxomy blonde.
He hears a priest come in:
"Father, forgive me, for it's been a very long time since
I've been to confession; but I must first admit that the
confessional box is much more inviting than it used to be.
"Get out. You're on my side," the priest replies
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Rodney Dangerfield
My wife only has sex with me for a purpose.
Last night she used me to time an egg.
It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog
on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass!
Last night my wife met me at the front door. She was
wearing a sexy negligee.
The only trouble was, she was coming home.
A girl phoned me and said,
'Come on over. There's nobody home.'
I went over. Nobody was home!
A hooker once told me she had a headache.
I went to a massage parlor. It was self-service.
If it weren't for pickpockets, I'd have no sex life at all.
I was making love to this girl and she started crying I
said, 'Are you going to hate yourself in the morning?'
She said, 'No, I hate myself now.'
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A man walks into a bar with a duck and a biscuit tin.
He sets the duck on top of the biscuit tin on the bar
and the duck begins dancing. The barman finds this
rather interesting as do the rest of the punters in the
pub. They all come round the duck and watch it for ages,
and while doing so, buy more and more drink. By the end
of the night the bar is full of people watching this
amazing duck, still dancing and giving the odd quack
now and again.The barman realizes that he hasn't had
business this good in a long time. It is so good that
he offers to buy the duck from the man to which the man
agrees to sell for $500. The barman thinks it is a bit
expensive but agrees to buy it anyhow. On selling the
duck, the man goes home leaving a crowded pub watching
his dancing duck.Later that night, the man gets a
telephone call. It is the barman and he exclaims that
the duck is a great success and that he has his money back
in the amount of drink he has sold, but he says,
"There is one thing... How do you get the duck to stop dancing?"
The man replies, "Oooh simple! Just take the lid off the
biscuit box and blow out the candle."
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Fred was unfortunate enough to be hit by a 10-ton truck
and landed up in hospital in intensive care. His best friend
Morris came to visit him.
Fred struggles to tell Morris, "My wife Sally visits me three
times a day. She's so good to me. Every day, she reads
to me at the bedside."
"What does she read?"
"My life insurance policy."
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BUFFALO BILL
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Air Bags
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Airline Food
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Airport Security
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FUN PAGES
Word Monaco
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Beans in Space
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Lingerie Bowl
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Are You on TV?
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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