THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
The key to wisdom is this -
constant and frequent questioning...
for by doubting we are led to
question and by questioning
we arrive at the truth.
Peter Abelard
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
I was looking over credit card charges the
other day and spotted a charge that was
unfamiliar. I checked with the war department
and verified that she had not made that charge
either. It was a charge from Best Buy for 42 bux.
So, after investigating, I found that it was a
"automatic renewal" stemming from a virus
scanner that I had gotten from when I bought
one of my laptop computers. I put
the charge in contest and then called Best Buy.
To their credit, they did, in fact, reverse
the charge and gave me credit for it. Here is
the thing tho, it had been a year and a half since
I bought the computer. So, if you figure
you got the six month trial. And the fact
that they are going to charge you first before
your service period starts, most likely they
had already charged me once before and I didn't catch
it last year. And of course they were not going
to credit that part of it. You know the old
saying? a fool and his money are soon departed.
Check your credit card and debit card charges
often. Don't use Komarsky virus scanner. Check
all paper work you sign before you buy, and,
maybe another one to follow: Don't do business with
Best Buy. Finally, how bout this one, Don't read the
postman, he has lousy jokes and stories.
We do hope you enjoy today's issue
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
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POWER POINT DISPLAYS
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"Darling, do you remember those trout you spent two
weeks fishing for back in April?"
"Sure."
"Well, one of them called last night to say you're
going to he a father."
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Leaders of the Los Angeles teachers union want to
boycott the L. A. Times because they say the paper is
publishing misleading information about them. The
good news is, the way they teach, the union members
don't have to worry about their students ever being
able to read the paper anyway. - Jake Novak
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Jeff was married and a philanderer. A friend finally
took him to task. "When you run around with other
women, doesn't your conscience bother you?"
"Yes, for a certain length of time...and then if I
don't hear from
their lawyers, I feel better."
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Q. How do Greeks separate the men from the boys?
A. With a crowbar.
Q. Did you hear about the new blonde paint?
A. It's not real bright, but it's cheap, and
spreads easy.
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One day, the Lord decided to make a companion for Adam.
He summoned St. Peter and told him of his decision. He
told St. Peter that he wanted to make a being who was
similar to man, yet was different, and could offer him
comfort, companionship and pleasure. The Lord said he
would call this being a woman.
So St. Peter went about creating this being which was
similar to man yet was different in ways that would be
appealing and could provide physical pleasure to man.
When St. Peter had finished creating this being who could
now be called woman he summoned The Lord."Ah, St. Peter,
once again you have done an excellent job," said The Lord.
"Thank You, Great One," replied St. Peter. "I am now ready
to provide the brain, nerve endings and senses to the
being, this .. woman. I require your assistance on this
matter, Lord.""You shall make her brain, slightly smaller,
yet more intuitive, more feeling, more compassionate, and
more adaptable than man's," said The Lord.
"The nerve endings," said St. Peter. "How many will I
put in her hands?"
"How many did we put in Adam?" asked The Lord.
"Two hundred, my Lord," replied St. Peter.
"Then we shall do the same for this woman," said The Lord.
"And how many nerve endings shall we put in her feet?" inquired St. Peter.
"How many did we put in Adam?" asked The Lord.
"Seventy five, my Lord," replied St. Peter.
"Ah yes, these beings are constantly on their feet, so they
benefit from having less nerve endings there. Do the same
for woman," said the Lord.
"How many nerve endings should we put in woman's genitals?"
inquiredSt. Peter.
"How many did we put in Adam?" asked The Lord.
"Four hundred and twenty, my Lord," replied St. Peter.
"Of course, we did want Adam to have a means of receiving extra
pleasure in his life, didn't we? Do the same for woman," said The
Lord.
"Yes, my Lord," said St. Peter.
"No, wait," said The Lord. "Screw it, give her ten thousand! I want
her to scream my name!"
Well....... now you know!
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Sadie and Sophie are sitting at the kitchen table, bragging.
"My daughter lives in a penthouse apartment in Miami," says Sadie.
"She goes out to dinner every night at a different restaurant, has
beautiful furs and clothes, and lots of boyfriends."
Sophie replies, "Yeah, my daughter's a whore too."
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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