[buffalos-adult-chips] Chips For Fri



Adult Adult

Welcome to Buffalosjokes and Thank You for joining us. My
name is Buffalo and I have the watch.

I slept in till nine this morning with not much planned other than to
assemble the new snowblower and test it out before the first
blizzard hits. I could have got a little better deal on the next size
smaller snow blower from Sears if I had waited till today but I am
not going near any store for the next few days if I can help it. I
bet if I had looked as I drove past Wal-Mart last night I would have
seen at least a handful of people camped out waiting there for there
for the Black Friday festivities to begin at 0500. I know there are
bargains to be found but there is also a lot of items out there that
are manufactured only for these sales because they know people
will expect a good deal. If you are going out to buy yourself electronics
like a brand new laptop, you should ask yourself whether 300 dollars
is a bargain or too much to spend for something that won't do what
you need or will be impossible to get service on.

Something strange has been happening lately. For the third time this
fall there has been a salesman at the door from the gas supplier. I
opted in at 1.04 last year on a five year contract to supply my gas
to DTE who then delivers it to my meter and I get two separate charges
on my bill. The salesman when they find out I am already buying from
them tell me to contact the supplier and ask to have my price reduced
to 99 cents which is the going rate right now. I realize that the natural
gas business is competitive but why doesn't their salespeople know
who is already on their program and why are they trying to set me up
on a cheaper contract when they know that the price of gas will go up
over the next 5 years? I am leery when people offer to save me money
and even more leery when they already have my contract and want to
save me more money.

Thanksgiving at Nancy's was great yesterday as always and her oldest
son Jordan did a great job on the dishes he prepared. Nancy's pies
included blackberry and blueberry that were from berries picked in the
area. I ate in moderation and stayed away from the sweets mainly because
I didn't want to destroy the past six months of getting my glucose under
control in one day and also because we had a complete turkey dinner at
home to deal with. I finished up at two in the morning with a turkey sandwich
and a small slice of pumpkin pie and my glucose was only at 140 when
I got up this morning. That's higher than my usual 115 but not bad right after
a turkey feast.

Enjoy the chips and be careful out there today, the department store herds
will not be as friendly as ours.

buffalo

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Black Friday Chips
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BLACK FRIDAY SHOPPING TIPS!!!

ITS IMPORTANT TO BE PREPARED.....

1) Wear tight clothes. A loose shirt, jacket or scarf can be used
to hold you back and slow you down.

2) If you are meek and timid, consider staying at home. BFer's can
smell fear.

3) Unless you are immune to pneumonia, wear clothes in layers. It
may seem like a good thing to dress really warm when you're standing
outside in sub -freezing weather, but once the doors open, you'll be
sweating profusely before you can reach the rear of the store.

4) If you want to socialize with the other people in line, don't
get too personal. Just remember that in minutes, those same people
would just as soon trip you and step on your neck than allow you to
have the very last set of Dora the Explorer bed sheets.

5) Don't share your breakfast food with others in line. It will
only give them more energy to use against you once in the store. If
you must share, make it leftover turkey. The tryptophan it contains
will cause sleepiness, making them slow to react.

6) Shop with a friend. That way one of you can run blocker just
like in Smokey and the Bandit.

7) Never pick up a sale item and look at the box to decide whether
you want it or not. Toss it in the cart! You'll have plenty of time
to read, research and decide while standing in line at the checkout.
Besides, you can always return it later. Seize the opportunity.
Timing is crucial!

8) Unless you absolutely need one, don't take a shopping cart into
the store. It will only slow you down.

9) There will be both parents and children out shopping on BF.
During your adventure, youll hear crying, weeping and whining. "I
have to have that!" "Give it back!" "I had it first!" And then
there's the children...

10) Before the big day, as you are staking out the stores and
making some advanced purchases, save the security tags. There is
always one lady on BF who brags about how she has to buy 36 of the
one item you went there for to give to all of her nieces and nephews.
Covertly place one or more of these tags on her as the crowds head
into the store. the barrage of security when she sets off the alarm
at the entrance will slow her and allow you to get to the item first
before she takes them all.

11) Carry a bat. Preferably aluminum, since it is lighter. There
are always lurkers who sit in their nice warm cars while everyone
else is freezing in line. They will try to blend into the crowd when
the doors open. The mere presence of such a device will deter them.
The bat is also handy to get stock from high shelves, and to lean on
while waiting in line at the checkout.

12) Agility can make up for a poor spot in line.

13) Bringing along your spouse and kids will only slow you down.

14) Riot gear, while heavy, bulky and a fashion no-no for most
people can be handy if you plan to patronize the likes of Circuit
City, Best Buy or Toys 'R' Us on Black Friday.

15) If you're a man, consider wearing a cup. The advantage can far
outweigh the disadvantage.

16) Seeing-eye and assistant pets still can't resist bacon.

17) Sending up a distress flare at just the right moment can allow
you to gain position in line.

18) Be sure not to wear clothes you don't want snagged or ripped.

19) Defense! Defense! Defense!

20) Above all, enjoy yourself. Its just like fishing. Its not what
you are able to catch. Its the thrill of the chase!

Patricia

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Short Chips
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A. It gets harder to screw your girlfriend with her husband home.

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Mary: I went shopping for bras this weekend. How depressing! I
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Jill: Have you tried under wire?

Mary: Yes, Ma'am! Unfortunately, I have graduated to steel girders!

The blind date hadn't been all that great and Mary was relieved the
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At her apartment door, her date suddenly said, "Hey! You wanna see my
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Before she could respond, he had dropped his pants, right there in
the hall, revealing that he wasn't wearing any underwear.

She took one look and said, "Nice design. Does it also come in men's sizes?"

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Tweety Chips
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At the time he was a blind date. We went out with some friends of ours who hooked us up together. We were in a bar and the place was packed. I wasn't to thrilled about him and I was pretty cocky. He spend the whole time talking about work and I was tired of it. I asked him if he wanted to see my Tweety bird tattoo. My girlfriend said "Oh yeah show him your tattoo! He'll love it." He said okay and I said it's on my butt! The whole place got quiet! I started to pull down my pants and asked if he saw it.

He said, "no."

So I pulled them down a bit more. "Do you see it?"

"No"

So I pulled them down farther. (By then I had a whole room full of an audience. They were all gathered around). He gets down off his stool and looks really close at my butt and I ask if he sees it. By this time he is getting a bit embarrassed and says again. "no."

So I say "Dammit my pussy must have ate it!"

He was so red! The whole place was laughing! We have now been married 6 years with 2 kids and to this day he still buys me Tweety birds.

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Short Chips
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My mom is very very possessive. She calls me up and says, "You weren't home last night. Is something going on?"

I say, "Yeah, Mom. I'm cheating on you with another mother."

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In a new sex survey they found that 18 percent of people had sex four or more times a week.

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Two gay guys were caught in the act in a public park by a policeman. As the cop tried to arrest them for their act of public indecency, they bolted away. The cop pursued after them and managed to catch one of them. He told him, "When I catch your boyfriend I'm going to shove this nightstick right up his ass." Just then a voice calls out from behind a tree. "Yoo-hoo, Officer. I'm over here."

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Limerick Chips
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A team playing baseball in Dallas
Called the umpire a shit out of malice.
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The team made eight hits
And a girl in the bleachers named Alice.

No bananas she said, with a sigh,
And a tear trickled down from her eye.
No cukes, no zucchinis,
No Oscar Meyer weenies,
"I'll have to go find me a guy."
<Snagged by>
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Parting Chips
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Every year at the state fair Paul entered
the lottery for the brand new truck and
lost. This year, he told his friend David,
he wasn't going to bother and enter.

"What kind of attitude is that?" David
asked. He leaned closer and whispered,
"What you need, pal, is faith. Look around
and see if the good Lord sends you a message."

Strolling around the fair, Paul grew more
and more despondent as the drawing neared.
Nothing struck him, no divine inspiration, no
sign from God.

Finally, while he was passing old Mrs. Kelleher's
pie stand, he glanced over and saw the woman
bending down. She wasn't wearing any panties,
and suddenly her ass began to glow. All of a
sudden, a finger of flame came from the skies
and without her even knowing it, used her ass
as a notepad. The fiery finger etched a seven on
each cheek.

Thanking God, Paul rushed to the raffle booth
and played the number 77. A few minutes later,
the drawing was held. And once again, Paul lost.

The winning number was 707....

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Bonus Chip
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A fancy lady on vacation took a stroll through the woods. Suddenly a
little white duck, all covered with shit, crossed her path.

"Oh, dear," the lady said, "come on, I'll clean you!" She took a
Kleenex from her purse and did a good job. After that she urged the
duck away. "Be careful next time!"

She walked on and another duck, with shit all over it, crossed her
way. Again she took a Kleenex and cleaned the little animal. She
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"Now I have had it!" She screamed. "What have you been doing?" And
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She walked on - suddenly she heard a voice from the bushes. "Hey,you,
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"Yes?" she replied.

"Do you have a Kleenex?"

"Not anymore, no." she answered.

"Too bad. I'll have to use another duck."

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Katie's Komfort Kolumn - Written By BJ Cassady ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Katie's Komfort Kolumn
Vol 1478

Traveling With Father

BJ pulls up to Walmart and parks.

Katie: We are at Walmart! Oh my goodness sake! I have to tell Rudy
and Sandi. Can I go in?

BJ: Sorry girl, no dogs allowed unless you are a service dog.

Katie: Can you tell them I was in the military?

BJ: I don't think that would work.

Katie: Waah! Well hurry up then.

Later BJ pulls into Braums...

Katie: What are we doing here?

BJ: I am going to get a bag of burgers.

Katie: Who for?

BJ: One for me, one for Diana, one for Rudy, one for Sandi, one
for you. Why do you have tears in your eyes Katie?

Katie: I am so happy....

A few minutes later...

BJ: I think the hamburger might have tasted better if you chewed it.

Katie: Murf, chomp, burp!

Katie: Where to next?

BJ: Next we see grammar.

Katie: This is such a special day.

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Katie: How come she didn't know me?

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Next time she may remember you Kate. What is important is
we remember her.

Katie: This was sad.

BJ: Yeah, it can be.

Katie: How come doggies do not get that way?

BJ: I do not know. Time to go home Katherine.

At home ... Katie runs to Sandi and Rudy and starts to Jabber

Katie: We went to Walmart and to Braums and saw grammar
and we .....

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