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I'm better off dead."

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The next day, the guy woke up in the same
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"Well, doc, how did it go? Is everything all
right?"

"We think that the operation was a success,"
replied the surgeon, "but you will have to try
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with it."

Later on in the day, the guy was lying in bed,
practicing with his new arm. "Lift up," he
commanded. The arm lifted up. "Move right."
The arm moved to the right. "Move left."
The arm moved to the left.
Everything seemed to be working without a
hitch, and he was really pleased. All of a
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He hopped out of bed, and proceeded into the john.
"Arm, reach down and undo my zipper." The arm
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was done, he commanded, "Shake it." The arm gave
it a little shake. "No, shake it harder!" The
arm gave it a good shake. "Hey," the guy said,
"that feels pretty good......jerk it off."

(Ouch....)

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erect penis.

This went on for over ten minutes, the only movement
being the slow rhythmic chalking of the tip of his
penis and the movement of his head from side to side
as he stared at her lying on the bed. Eventually, moist
with excitement and shaking with anticipation she tore
off her night dress and slowly spread her legs wide
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Steve simply raised his eyebrows, cocked his head to
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Steve gently stroked the chalk across his throbbing penis,
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What's the definition of a teenager?
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Parting Chips
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A farmer asked a friend to recommend an attorney to defend him
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"I saw Jed mount his goat from behind," he said, "and when he was
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The accused farmer was devastated and had all but given up hope of
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One day a man was out playing golf, when he sliced his shot off into a
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of his ball. After finding it, he was ready to hit the ball back on
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A GOOD DOG STORY

Mary and her husband Jim had a dog named Lucky. Lucky was a real character.
Whenever Jim and Mary had company come over for a weekend visit, they would
have to warn their friends not to leave their luggage open because Lucky
would help himself to whatever struck his fancy.
Inevitably, one of their guests would forget and something would turn up
missing. Mary or Jim would trudge down to Lucky's box in the basement and
there the "treasure" would be, amid all of Lucky's other favorite toys.
Lucky always stashed his toys in his box and he was very particular that
they stay in the box.

Now, in the course of life going on, Mary discovered that she had breast
cancer. Something inside told her she was going to die of the disease. In
fact, she became certain that it was fatal.
Mary scheduled a double mastectomy, fear riding her shoulders. The night
before she was to go into the hospital, she cuddled up with Lucky, and a
thought struck her. "What would happen to Lucky?" Although the three-year
old dog got along with Jim all right, he was definitely Mary's dog, through
and through. "If I die, Lucky will feel abandoned," Mary thought. "He won't
understand that I didn't want to leave him." The thought made her sadder
than contemplating her own death.

The surgery turned out to be harder on Mary than her doctors had anticipated
and she remained hospitalized for over two weeks. Jim took Lucky on his
evening walk faithfully, but the little dog's head just drooped, and he was
constantly whining and miserable.

Finally the day came for Mary to leave the hospital. When she arrived home,
she was so tired she couldn't even make it up the stairs to her bedroom. Jim
made his wife comfortable on the couch and left her there to nap. Lucky
stood watching Mary but refused to come to her when she called him. This, of
course, made Mary very sad, but she was soon overcome by sleep and she
dozed.
When Mary woke up, she had trouble for a moment understanding what was
wrong. She couldn't seem to move her head and her body felt hot and heavy.
Panic soon gave way to laughter, however, when she realized what had
happened. She was covered - literally blanketed - with every treasure Lucky
owned!

While she had slept, the sorrowing dog had made trip after trip to the
basement, bringing his beloved mistress all the things in life he treasured
so much.
He had covered her with his love.

Mary forgot about dying. Instead, she and Lucky began living again, walking
further and further together every day. It's been 12 years since Mary's
surgery and she remains cancer-free.
Lucky? He still steals "treasures" and stashes them in his toy box in the
basement.
But Mary remains his greatest treasure.

Nature teaches more than she preaches.

Via Dianne

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Anonymous said...

The Snuggie blanket is so comfortable and warm. I got mine at Harriet Carter.

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