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THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!

GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!

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THE POSTMAN'S CORNER

(an ASSociated press release)

the latest updates on the Corona Virus

we do hope you enjoy today's issue!

Cordially

Martin aka the postman

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MEMES N TOONS

he was in a bind
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from that day on
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no matter what
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snorted it in the 60s
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sleeping in the spare room
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they practice it
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stay inside
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I am not fat
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chloroform testing
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you can come out now
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hate people
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snack cakes
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gay midgets
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when your dad gets back from the kitchen
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going to the grocery store now
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 Q: What did the hail storm say to the roof?
A: Hang onto your shingles, this will be nno ordinary sprinkles.

Q: What did the evaporating raindrop say?
A: I'm going to pieces.

Q: What did one raindrop say to the other raindrop?
A: My plop is bigger than your plop.

Q: How can Santa deliver presents during a thunderstorm?
A: His sleigh is flown by raindeer.
 
Q: What is a queens favorite kind of precipitation?
A: Reign!

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JOKES

the angry wife met her husband at the door
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a koala bear was sitting on a gum tree
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man buys a new motorcycle
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my daddy is an accountant
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redneck logic
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one summer evening
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goat for dinner
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an American tourist on holiday in Ireland
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I'll take a bloody mary
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artificial insemination
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why did you do that
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the neighbors' rabbit is dead
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a female camel
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brain of Britain
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bear hunting
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Q: Why is the desert lion everyone's favorite at Christmas?
A: Because he has sandy claws!

Q: How does a lion greet the other animals in the field?
A: 'Pleased to eat you.'!

Q: Do you want to hear a bad cat joke?
A: Just kitten.

Q: What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?
A: Frostbite!

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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES

Best of Old People Pranks Vol. 3 | Just For Laughs Compilation
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Funniest Clumsy Pet Fails Ever 2018 | Funny Pet Videos
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F/A-18 Carrier break and landing
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What's the Difference Between a Boy & a Girl?
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Dallas SWAT: Negotiating with a Kidnapper
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Top Songs of 1965
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The Beach is Closed: Trouble in Paradise (March 2020) | Failarmy
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Funny Horse Videos - Try Not To Laugh
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Benny Hill - Wife-Swap (1986)
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Comic Relief 1980's "Jerry Lewis" Stand Up Comedy
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WWE Raw: Pee-Wee Herman on Raw
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A bloke buys a camel from some shonk on a street corner, and he
   proudly rides it into the pub car park, causing a bit of a stir with the local drinkers.
   "Nice camel, mate," one of his drinking commented. "Is it male or
   female?""Female!" the bloke beamed.
   "How do you know" his mate enquired.
   "Well," the bloke explained, "On the way here today, at least twenty
   people yelled out: 'Hey - look at the cunt on the camel!

A LITTLE BIT OF HUMOR

Roses are red
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coming in December
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manners
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trhe police want you to know
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calling 911
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tornado drill
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its cool now
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how weird you are
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can you imagine
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commercials in 2030
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taco trucks
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obstacles
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perfect people
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happy hour
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look deep into my eyes
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look deep into my eyes
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