[PostmansCorner] THE POSTMAN'S CORNER

 

There would be no Christmas if there was no Easter
- Gordon B. Hinckley

welcome to:
THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!

GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
Normally,the postman clan would celebrate Easter today
with plans of a big Sunday dinner. It would also mean
seeing the grand children and having an Easter egg hunt.
I always love hiding eggs out in the yard each year. And also
there is the sunrise breakfast and special church service
at church. None of those things will happen today because
of this quarantine and the lock downs. So today may find
you somewhat saddened by the things we are foregoing as a
result of this pandemic. But remember this one thing about
Easter, the real gift and meaning about Easter is what is inside
of us and what we do to reach out to touch others with it.

We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman

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MEMES N TOONS

don't mind me
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getting out
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Kylie pregnant?
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that's sick
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what made you start
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imagine surviving
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my food stamp card
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the day after
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not a stalker
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on a positive note
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praising the lord
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die hard
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did you know
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taco Tuesday
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buffalo wings

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A little girl was sitting on her grandfather's lap as he read

her a bedtime story. From time to time, she would take

her eyes off the book and reach up to touch his wrinkled

cheek. She was alternately stroking her own cheek, then

his again. Finally she spoke up, "Grandpa, did God make you?"

"Yes, sweetheart," he answered. "God made me a long time ago."

"Oh," she paused. "Grandpa, did God make me too?""Yes,

indeed, honey," he said. "God made you just a little while

ago."Feeling their respective faces again, the little girl observed,

"God's getting better at it, isn't He?"

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JOKES

almost every night
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hell of a party
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Gordon's pizza
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my friend is dead
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asks a question every Friday
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if I give you this money
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Chinese take away
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Big John does not pay
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I want to see Valerie
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on Monday evening

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Three years ago my doctor told me I was going deaf...
I haven't heard from him since
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I'm gonna go stand outside,
so if anybody asks you can just say i'am outstanding.
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Q: What do you call someone who can't stick with a diet?
A: A deserter.
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Did anyone see the joke I posted recently about my spine?
It was about a weak back.

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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES

Evil Boss - SNL
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Looney Tunes | Wacky Daffy Duck
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JERRY LEWIS KING OF COMEDY
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George Burns & Gracie Allen show
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Jeff Allen - Raising Kids
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Bullfrog Dad Protects His Tadpoles
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Live PD: Top 4 Most Epic Car Chases
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Flying Porta Potties
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Man brings pizza to teen's house, meets Chris Hansen instead
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M*A*S*H S10-15
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A LITTLE BIT OF HUMOR

a tan
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having fun
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my 600 pound life
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crazy about someone
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my dad always said
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Crown royal
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home school
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in Vegas
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is my daughter ok
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husband and I were arguing
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when do they go back
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how did you meet your husband
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a plant
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kids can't read
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hoarding explained
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smell it
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