[PostmansCorner] THE POSTMAN'S CORNER

 

It doesn't take a lot of strength to hang on.
It takes a lot of strength to let go. J. C. Watts

welcome to:
THE POSTMAN'S CORNER

GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!

You know that old saying, "When it rains, it pours?"

We have been buying our appliances (used, reconditioned,

all of them) from the old appliance guy down the street

for years now. Well, the old fart up and closed shop and

retired the first of the year. And naturally, at the height

of a pandemic, last week, our old dryer conked out. You

know that NOBODY is doing repairs around here... thx to

the governor's stay at home order. And not even Best Buy will

deliver and install any new ones right now. So, we are sitting

at the breakfast table sipping coffee and eating our toast...

"So what are we going to do?" She asked through mouthfulls

of peanut butter and toast. As I stirred my coffee, I said...

"Well I have an idea."
"What?"
"Well, we got nowhere to go, and nobody sees us either, right?"
"Yes ,,, and?"
"Well, why don't we just walk around naked. why would it matter?"
She nearly spit out the toast she was chewing and says.
"Dear, that is NOT an option."
"No one wants to see you nekked anymore."

Based on her reaction, apparently I do not look good nekked anymore.
Come to think of it, maybe I NEVER did look all that good nekked.
Oh well, never mind.
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman





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MEMES N TOONS

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when you go in her purse
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when a woman gets a vibrator
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what did one tampon say to the other one
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the airplane game
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in a flower pot
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I promise
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what kind of tea
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teach your child
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anger management
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kiss your lips
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a walk with a beautiful girl
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Two guys meet at the gym to play handball

They start changing, and one guy notices his friend

is wearing a sexy black bra. He says,

"When the hell did you start wearing that?"
The other guy says, "Right after my wife found it in my car."
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JOKES

while watching tv with his wife
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my feet are cold
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going to give blood
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do you keep wabbits
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lady walks into a fancy jewelry store
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what do I do
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a fishing trip
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manager hired a new secretary
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a retired prostitute
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Last week I brought an annual membership. I lost 7

pounds ever since because I ran out of money to buy food.

I paid good money and joined a gym 6 months ago, and

so far no results.Tomorrow I am going down there personally

to see what the hell is going on......

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a little bit of humor

I don't judge people
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a meth addict
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a small gift
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in good shape

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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES

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12 Most Amazing Extreme Machines In Action You Need To See
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Tiny Goats Visit Giraffes
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For the Love of Larry
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A Most Violent Year | NYC, 1981 | A Documentary Short
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Beverly Hillbillies S04 E16 The Richest Woman
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Fats Domino on the Perry Como Show
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VICKY Short Film
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Angry French Bulldog on Diet Throws Tantrums for Not Getting Food

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