[PostmansCorner] THE POSTMAN'S CORNER

 

what seems to us as bitter trials
are often blessings in disguise
Oscar Wilde

welcome to:
THE POSTMAN'S CORNER

GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
Michigan made yahoo headline news yesterday.
Finally! After national attention has been focused 99
percent on California and New York, it took a minor protest
for the media to finally stand up and notice the corona virus

here in our beautiful Michigan.You read the yahoo headlines?

Well, as a local resident, let me just correct a couple glaring

mistakes. First, it was NOT "thousands of protesters" as the

yahoo post stated. There were maybe a couple of hundred.

It was also NOT respectful of the six ft social distancing order...
all of them seemed to ignore the rule. It points out a fact
that I ask myself every day ,.. why do I bother with reading Yahoo
garbage? The other remarkable observation I have this morning
is our governor's definition of "essential" ...our wonderful governor
supposedly closed all essential businesses about 3 or 4 weeks ago, right?
But the medical marijuana producers and growers are still allowed to
operate, and the Michigan lottery is still selling tickets. So, that means
that while everything else is closed, Michiganders will be able to spend
their government stimulus checks on pot and lottery.
Wonderful news.

We do hope you enjoy today's issue
Cordially
Martin aka the postman

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MEMES N TOONS

how much have you been spending
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are you challenging me
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if grass licked your feet
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after the quarantine
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drinking at home
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do I arouse you
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pay your rent
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go out for drinks
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on porn hub
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your free trial is up
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this  could be you
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anyone else
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do you remember
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the noise of a frog
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hows the diet going
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Duct tape is like 'The Force'...
It has a light side and a dark side, and it holds the universe together.
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JOKES

show me what you can do
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Greg comes home from work one day
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what the hell is going on here
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I believe
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the man from peru
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whats the difference
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thief enters a house
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depends
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2 friends met in the park every day
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A blonde walks into a doctor's office and says, "Doc, I'm horribly sick!"
The doctor looks at her and asks, "Flu?"
"No, I drove here."

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A LITTLE BIT OF HUMOR

some fat girl
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went to Walmart
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no tomatos
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diet coke please
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ADHD
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loss of smell
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old lady goes to the dentist
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look better naked
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kicked out of the hospital
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need a hug
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7 years bad luck
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have you ever noticed
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I recently switched
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want to hear a joke
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sitting on the couch
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A man was watching TV and enjoying a beer. "Don't go,"
he yelled at the screen. "Do not enter that building. Walk away.
Argh, you stupid man!"
His wife called from the kitchen,
"What on earth are you watching?"
"Our wedding video."
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KETS GO TO THE MOVIES

Mrs Brown's boy's
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Einstein the African Grey Parrot showed off her vocabulary skills
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Million Dollar Wheel - Saturday Night Live
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Eddie Murphy does Mike Tyson, Tracy Morgan, Michael Jackson, Sammy Davis impressions
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Cheech & Chong - Lost Due to Incompetence
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Best of Public Pranks (So Far..)
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Little Rascals - Divot Diggers in color!
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Funny ATC Lufthansa pilot leaves aircraft
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Barney Fife Best Moments
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Drew Carey Stand Up - 2006
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