Plants gone potty!: [PostmansCorner] THE POSTMAN'S CORNER

Nothing is more active than thought, for it travels over
the universe, and nothing is stronger than necessity
for all must submit to it.

welcome to:
THE POSTMAN'S CORNER

GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
So, I have been having a bit of fun lately with all the
memes poking fun at the tp shortage. It is kinda funny

if you think about it. What does TP have to do with a

virus anyway? Masks and sanitizer? OK I can understand

that. But TP ? Oh well it is what it is, right?Well, speaking

of tp shortages, there are a couple of alternatives. One

could consider a bidet. Altho a cold stream of water at

6am up my hiney??? Nahh..not good. I tried ordering tp a

couple times with the good ole Amazon route. Forget that

...not gonna happen. So what is left? Well there are

substitutes for tp like paper towels and kleenex. Now there

is one thing you probably have not thought of using...how

about coffee filters? I suppose that might work, right?

The only problem with that idea? Is that it might give

your coffee a funny taste to it afterwards tho.Maybe not

such a good idea. huh. Oh well. Too bad this page is

electronic instead of paper, then the Corner
would actually serve a useful purpose :)

We do hope you enjoy today's issue
Cordially
Martin aka the postman

A man comes in and asks him, "Hey, why are you sitting here

on this beautiful day getting drunk?"
Farmer: Some things you just can't explain.
Man: So what happened that's so horrible?
Farmer: Well, today I was sitting by my cow milking her.

Just as I got the bucket about full, she took her left leg

and kicked over the bucket. Some things you just can't explain.
Man: Ok, but that's not so bad.
Man: So what happened then?
Farmer: I took her left leg and tied it to the post on the left.
Man: and then?
Farmer: Well, I sat back down and continued to milk her.

Just as I got the bucket about full, she took her right leg and

kicked over the bucket. Some things you just can't explain.
Man: So, what did you do then?
Farmer: I took her right leg this time and tied it to the post

on the right. I sat back down and began milking her again.

Just as I got the bucket about full, the stupid cow knocked

over the bucket with her tail. Some things you just can't explain.
Man: So, what did you do?
Farmer: Well, I didn't have any more rope, so I took off my belt

and tied her tail to the rafter. In that moment, my pants fell down

and my wife walked in… Some things you just can't explain.
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JOKES

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the room was full of pregnant women
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a masked halloween party
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a free ticket to the super bowl
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is your date running late
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sitting in a bar sipping their drinks
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my wife's going deaf." The doctor answers, "Well, here's

something you can try on her to test her hearing. Stand

some distance away from her and ask her a question. If

she doesn't answer, move a little closer and ask again.

Keep repeating this until she answers. Then you'll be able

to tell just how hard of hearing she really is."
The man goes home and tries it out. He walks in the door

and says, "Honey, what's for dinner?" He doesn't hear an

answer, so he moves closer to her.
"Honey, what's for dinner?" Still no answer. He repeats this

several times, until he's standing just a few feet away from her.
Finally, she answers, "For the eleventh time,

I said we're having MEATLOAF!"
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Boys Will Be Boys | Too Cute!
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"Walter's Wisdom: The joys of marriage"
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Next Floor (a short film by Denis Villeneuve)
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McHale's Navy Full Episodes: Season 2x09
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