[PostmansCorner] THE POSTMAN'S CORNER

 

the truth about happiness is that it is a state of being
not a destination.if one learns that, he will never need
to go anywhere ever again.

welcome to:
THE POSTMAN'S CORNER

GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS
FROM:
THE INVESTIGATIVE REPORTS BUREAU OF
THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
(an ASSociated press release)
Retail giant Walmart announced today that it
was going to "expand its financial footprint", spokesmen
for the firm said in a press conference. They plan
to spread out and are now featuring a dating service.
The Walmart match service app will be available
very soon...

We do hope you enjoy today's issue
Cordially
Martin aka the postman

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MEMES N TOONS

when you call a girl that does not give head
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roomba eats it
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she asked about my skills
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uber eats
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not hear a word
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museum closed
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if ppl make you sick
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tickled my brothers foot
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harrasment and flirting
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should I stop
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a penis enlarger
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when she sucks so much....
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the Golden girls
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eat a popsickle
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can't do it fast enough
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finish eighth grade
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Not willing to trust himself to pick out the right flowers, Bill called
up a local flower shop with strict instructions to deliver the biggest
most beautiful bouquet of flowers first thing in the morning with the
following note "Happy Anniversary Year Number Two!" The morning of
the Anniversary Bill made sure Suzy would be the one to answer the door
as he waited anxiously in the other room. "WHAT THE HELL IS THIS ALL ABOUT?!"
Hollered Suzie angrily holding up his well thought out note,
"Happy Anniversary You're Number Two!"
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JOKES

3 old ladies bragging about their sons
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I hate to tell you this
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Bob was in a terrible accident
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2 men were playing golf
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John was a cop in a small town
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the blind man and his dog
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since Herbie had passed
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thump thump thump
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what's wrong buddy
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I've got just the horse for you
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A LITTLE BIT OF HUMOR

a new year a new me
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how to start a fight
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my first time in court
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how many animals
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marry a short girl
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hey look
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me in 2019
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3 ppl jogging outside
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cookies or salad
http://thepostmanscorner.net/humor001/dr0074.html

waving at random people
http://thepostmanscorner.net/humor001/dr0075.html

gonna die
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posting memes
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at the wrong time
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the sperm that won
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have no words
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can't wait
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Mrs. Green lived in two story house together with an elderly widow.
After not hearing from her for a few days, she got a bit nervous.
"John", she called to her son "do me a favor and go find out how old
Mrs. Robinson is." So six year old John went down the stairs and knocked
on Mrs. Robinson's door. "So how is she?" asked Mrs.. Green when John
came back up. "How is she?" repeated John "I've never seen her so mad
in my life, she said it's none of your business how old she is."
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES

Nightwatch Nation: Head-On Collision
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AFV Part 330 - Season 24
http://thepostmanscorner.net/movie9a/ft0057.html

Best Racy Picture Pranks
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JOURNEY into MONGOLIA
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Britain's Got Talent 2020 Aidan McCann Full Audition S14E02
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Looney Tunes | Best of Yosemite Sam
http://thepostmanscorner.net/movie9a/ft0061.html

Adorable Pet Friends | Funny Pet Videos
http://thepostmanscorner.net/movie9a/ft0062.html

Baby Bison Takes on Wolf and Wins | America's National Parks
http://thepostmanscorner.net/movie9a/ft0063.html

Bachman Turner Overdrive-Taking care of business
http://thepostmanscorner.net/movie9a/ft0064.html

Dr. Phil Best Moments Of All Time
http://thepostmanscorner.net/movie9a/ft0065.html

Abandoned London Underground Stations
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