[PostmansCorner] THE POSTMAN'S CORNER

 

the possibilities are endless once we decide to act and
not react. George Bernard Shaw

Welcome to:
THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!

GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS
So we finally got our check. Thank you Donald!!!
Being pohe foke and not having any income we fall in
that class known as "non filers" and so the IRS (God
bless em) sent us a paper check, instead of an electronic
deposit. Now we have money to buy a new washer and dryer
and replace our broken ones. Hurrah! If only we could
find a place open that wants to take our money and offer
us installation of the products. Maybe Donald could talk to
governor Gretchan and ask her to have somebody stop by our

house right? While he is at it, he could tell my grand chillens to
stop by for a visit, its really been a long time since I seen
them too! Oh and shout out to my long time reader friend,
Kathi. She has been readin this page forever. Good to hear
from you again, my friend!

We do hope you enjoy today's issue
Cordially
Martin aka the postman

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MEMES N TOONS

telling time
http://thepostmanscorner.net/toon10a/oq0126.html

the key to forgiveness
http://thepostmanscorner.net/toon10a/oq0127.html

no check yet
http://thepostmanscorner.net/toon10a/oq0128.html

don't poke them
http://thepostmanscorner.net/toon10a/oq0129.html

Lord give me a sign
http://thepostmanscorner.net/toon10a/oq0130.html

it won't open
http://thepostmanscorner.net/toon10a/oq0131.html

when you have been working
http://thepostmanscorner.net/toon10a/oq0132.html

stay home
http://thepostmanscorner.net/toon10a/oq0133.html

tickle tickle
http://thepostmanscorner.net/toon10a/oq0134.html

shipwrecked
http://thepostmanscorner.net/toon10a/oq0135.html

walking in the wrong direction
http://thepostmanscorner.net/toon10a/oq0136.html

the Kardasians
http://thepostmanscorner.net/toon10a/oq0137.html

wonder woman
http://thepostmanscorner.net/toon10a/oq0138.html

wash your hands
http://thepostmanscorner.net/toon10a/oq0139.html

a tight schedule
http://thepostmanscorner.net/toon10a/oq0140.html

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JOKES

Yo momma so stupid, when I told her that she lost her mind,
she went looking for it.
Yo mamma so ugly even Bob the Builder said, "We cant fix it."
Yo momma so ugly she threw a boomerang and it refused to come back.

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
faces like yours
belong in a zoo.
Don't worry I'll be there too,
not in the cage,
but laughing at you.

a professor travels to Africa
http://thepostmanscorner.net/joke9a/kj0066.html

one day at the end of class
http://thepostmanscorner.net/joke9a/kj0067.jhtml

little Johnny's chemistry teacher
http://thepostmanscorner.net/joke9a/kj0068.html

hey look ma I'm white
http://thepostmanscorner.net/joke9a/kj0069.html

hair between her legs
http://thepostmanscorner.net/joke9a/kj0070.html

not the best student in Sunday school
http://thepostmanscorner.net/joke9a/kj0071.html

2 straight guys and a gay guy
http://thepostmanscorner.net/joke9a/kj0072.html

a little forgetful
http://thepostmanscorner.net/joke9a/kj0073.html

a cheese burger
http://thepostmanscorner.net/joke9a/kj0074.html

blind man tells a blonde joke
http://thepostmanscorner.net/joke9a/kj0075.html


A man gets shipwrecked on a small island. After a few days wandering,
he comes across a tribe of natives who have just lost their chieftan.
The tribe's high priest tells the man that as he is the first outsider they
have seen in twenty years, he must take three tests.
If he passes al three tests, the tribe will accept him as their new chief.
"Fair enough," says the man.
"Just let me know what the tests are and I'll get right on them."
The priest takes him to a clearing with three straw huts in it, turns to the
man and explains the tests.
"In the first hut, you'll find 20 gallons of our native beer. You must drink
all of this to complete this test. In the second hut is a gorilla with a sore
tooth. You must pull his tooth and survive to pass this test. In the third hut
is the ex-chieftan's daughter. You must make love to her until she can take nomore."
The man agrees to the tests and begins the first test.
Three hours later, he walks out of the hut and goes toward the second hut.
The priest asks if he would like to have a rest, but the man says he wants to
get all the tests done before he sleeps.
He goes into the second hut. After two hours he comes out covered from head
to toe in blood and scratches.
He turns to the priest and says "Now lead me to the girl with the sore tooth."

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A LITTLE BIT OF HUMOR

she walked into the pharmacy
http://thepostmanscorner.net/humor001/dr0126.html

recycling
http://thepostmanscorner.net/humor001/dr0127.html

its an art
http://thepostmanscorner.net/humor001/dr0128.html

when you get blocked
http://thepostmanscorner.net/humor001/dr0129.html

stop yawning
http://thepostmanscorner.net/humor001/dr0130.html

pajamas in public
http://thepostmanscorner.net/humor001/dr0131.html

my boobs
http://thepostmanscorner.net/humor001/dr0132.html

its ground
http://thepostmanscorner.net/humor001/dr0133.html

went outside
http://thepostmanscorner.net/humor001/dr0134.html

the worst part
http://thepostmanscorner.net/humor001/dr0135.html

the to do list
http://thepostmanscorner.net/humor001/dr0136.html

marine animals
http://thepostmanscorner.net/humor001/dr0137.html

where you see yourself in five years
http://thepostmanscorner.net/humor001/dr0138.html

man boards a plane w six kids
http://thepostmanscorner.net/humor001/dr0139.html

things you can do on an elevator
http://thepostmanscorner.net/humor001/dr0140.html

Knock-knock
Who's there?
Fuck.
Fuck who?
You.

Knock-Knock
Who is there?
A long penis with a naked head.
Come in please we were waiting for you.

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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES

The Mad Doctor - Mickey Mouse (1933)
http://thepostmanscorner.net/movie9a/ft0096.html

Horror Short Film "Here There Be Monsters" | ALTER
http://thepostmanscorner.net/movie9a/ft0097.html

Best Drummer Ever
http://thepostmanscorner.net/movie9a/ft0098.html

10 FUNNIEST AIRPLANE PARODIES
http://thepostmanscorner.net/movie9a/ft0099.html

Flash mob 30 years WE ARE THE WORLD
http://thepostmanscorner.net/movie9a/ft0100.html

The Best of Tim Conway: Dog's Life Full Sketch
http://thepostmanscorner.net/movie9a/ft0101.html

Invisible wall
http://thepostmanscorner.net/movie9a/ft0102.html

TOP 5 Magicians Around The World 2018
http://thepostmanscorner.net/movie9a/ft0103.html

Captain of Failure (April 2020) | FailArmy
http://thepostmanscorner.net/movie9a/ft0104.html

Steve Martin and Kermit the Frog in "Dueling Banjos"
http://thepostmanscorner.net/movie9a/ft0105.html

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