[PostmansCorner] THE POSTMAN'S CORNER

 

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welcome to:
THE POSTMAN'S CORNER

GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!

Going on 5 weeks now since I been staying inside. Funny thing,

I find that, at least for me, life ain't all that different. Since

I don't go no where anyways, quarantine is not that big of a

deal. I suppose if I broke the law, and the judge put me on

house arrest, I would say, "hahahahaha. ...."

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MEMES N TOONS

unwanted
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tomorrow
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decisions
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every good woman needs to help his aim
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an orgasm
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when I get home
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wow you are so tense
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Icy hot
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I thought you said
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Tinkerbell
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I used to care
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lift my spirits
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break fluid
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they cut you off
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ine nans trash
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JOKES
(these jokes are dedicated to Glenn...(spelled with 2 ns)

the game warden and the fisherman
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2 cows
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the Mexican restaurant
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2 atoms
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penguins
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guess who I just pulled over
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Einstein and his driver
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The Texan and the Irishman
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MORE JOKES

the female dentist
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the antiques road show

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A LITTLE BIT OF HUMOR

is it true
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swear words
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have a nice day
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today is the day
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this morning I was beaten up
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who r u
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4 stages
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why no hair
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you can tell a lot about a man
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a wise man to his son
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Popeye
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the bank teller
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a stripper
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news paper ads
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a new kitten
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TEN REASONS NOT TO JOG

1) My grandmother started walking five miles a day

when she was 60.

She's 97 now & we don't know where the heck she is.

2) The only reason I would take up jogging is so that I could

hear heavy breathing again.

3) I joined a health club last year, spent about 400 bucks.

Haven't lost a pound.Apparently you have to show up.

4) I have to exercise in the morning before my brain figures

out what I'm doing.

5) I don't exercise at all. If God meant us to touch our toes,

he would haveput them further up our body.

6) I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.
7) I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them.
8) The advantage of exercising every day is that you die healthier.
9) If you are going to try cross-country skiing, start with a small country.
10) I don't jog. It makes the ice jump right out of my glass.
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES

hopefully these things will work a little better than yesterday.
I think I got em fixed. let me know.

Romania, Village Life in Transylvania
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Random Acts of Kindness - Faith In Humanity Restored
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Flight of the Kingfisher
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Hells bells A-10 warthog
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Best of COPS Part 1
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Police: 4-Year-Old's 911 Call Saves Mom's Life
http://thepostmanscorner.net/movie9a/ft0041.html

UK Border Agents at War | Border Patrol
http://thepostmanscorner.net/movie9a/ft0042.html

The Lucy Show LUCY GETS TRAPPED
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Huge Big Rig Race Crash! June 2002 Calgary
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