Plants gone potty!: [PostmansCorner] THE POSTMAN'S CORNER

Take care of your body. It's the only place you have to live.
Jim Rohn

welcome to:
THE POSTMAN'S CORNER

GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!

During the Obama administration, the unemployment rate
reached a staggering 12.8 percent.
The unemployment rate as of April 3rd 2020 because of
Covid19? 13 percent...according to the New York Times.
This last week, the US gov't. started mailing out... the largest
stimulus relief checks to individuals that was the largest
ever sent by any past president. Now people are complaining
that they want another one. And how many checks were
given to the people during the Obama administration?

The governor of our fair state made comments yesterday that an
extension of the current lock down, set to expire April 30th,
was most likely. I am pretty sure I heard death threats
immanating from the kitchen. I am also pretty sure they were
directed towards the governor and the corona virus.
But just to be safe, I was very quiet and non confrontational
with the war dept. for most of the rest of the day.

we do hope you enjoy today's issue
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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A man and his wife went to the doctor. The doctor

said, "I have good news and bad news." "What's the

bad news?" "Your wife has the corona virus." "Jeez!

What could possibly be good news."

"She didn't get it from you."

"When I'm sick I have sex with my wife, try it." Chinese

calls back: "It worked. Me better. You got nice house!"

A woman in a supermarket rushes to the express line with

a few items. The clerk has his back turned to her, so she says,

"Excuse me, I'm in a hurry. Could you please check me out?"
The clerk turns, looks her up and down, and says, "Nice t**s."

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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES

Jay Leno's best moments over 22 years
http://thepostmanscorner.net/movie9a/ft0076.html

Happiness Just For Laughs Gags
http://thepostmanscorner.net/movie9a/ft0077.html

overdramatic dog faints while a lady tries to cut its nail
http://thepostmanscorner.net/movie9a/ft0078.html

Teacher stunned when Secret Santa gives her a car and
the entire school gives her a standing ovation
http://thepostmanscorner.net/movie9a/ft0079.html

99 Problems from 99 People
http://thepostmanscorner.net/movie9a/ft0080.html

The Richard Pryor Show - To Kill A Mockingbird
http://thepostmanscorner.net/movie9a/ft0081.html

Starbucks FUNNY Commercial
http://thepostmanscorner.net/movie9a/ft0082.html

The Little Rascals in "Choo-Choo"
http://thepostmanscorner.net/movie9a/ft0083.html

Bugs Rules
http://thepostmanscorner.net/movie9a/ft0084.html

Get Smart - Funny Scenes
http://thepostmanscorner.net/movie9a/ft0085.html

Joe was walking with his new girlfriend Vickie. They had just

finished a wonderful date and he was about to drop her off at

home.The mood was right and the timing was right, so Joe looked

into her eyes and said, "Sweetheart, I want to tell you that you're

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