[PostmansCorner] THE POSTMAN'S CORNER

 

No legacy is so rich as honesty
Shakespeare

welcome to:
THE POSTMAN'S CORNER

GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
So the fact is, this lock down is possibly getting on your
nerves, right? I mean, lets face it, there is only so
much togetherness one can tolerate, right? So the publishers
asked me to offer this special gem to all readers of The
Postman's Corner as a special "corona virus survival tool."
For a mere 20 dollars, place your order today! Hurry, supplies
are limited and demand is expected to be brisk!

We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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MEMES N TOONS

tryn to do it at work
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your farts stink
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this little piggy
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politically correct
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whats that white powder
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that ugly one
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all my exes
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there it is
http://thepostmanscorner.net/toon10a/oq0112.html

not absolutely certain
http://thepostmanscorner.net/toon10a/oq0113.html

the prostrate exam
http://thepostmanscorner.net/toon10a/oq0114.html

the salon
http://thepostmanscorner.net/toon10a/oq0115.html

birds
http://thepostmanscorner.net/toon10a/oq0116.html

not what I thot u meant
http://thepostmanscorner.net/toon10a/oq0117.html

fun and games
http://thepostmanscorner.net/toon10a/oq0118.html

that one co worker
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blow her up
http://thepostmanscorner.net/toon10a/oq0120.html

farts are like children
http://thepostmanscorner.net/toon10a/oq0122.html

Brunette: "Where were you born?"
Blonde: "California."
Brunette: "Which part?"
Blonde: "All of me."

Q: Why are ghosts bad liars?
A: You can see right through them.

Officer: "Madam, swimming is prohibited in this lake."
Lady: "Why didn't you tell me when I was removing my clothes?"
Officer: "Well, that's not prohibited."

Q: Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil?
A: Because it's pointless!

Q: Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair?
A: Because she wanted to rock and roll.

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JOKES

traveling to Australia
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did Santa get you that
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want to have sex with you
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small teddy bears
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waiting in a line at the bank
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his wife is in labor
http://thepostmanscorner.net/joke9a/kj0060.html

Grand pa can I have a cigar
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congratulations
http://thepostmanscorner.net/joke9a/kj0062.html

goes to her boyfriends parents house for dinner
http://thepostmanscorner.net/joke9a/kj0063.html

breaks went out on the car
http://thepostmanscorner.net/joke9a/kj0064.html

Adam and Eve are wondering
http://thepostmanscorner.net/joke9a/kj0065.html


A brunette, redhead, and blonde are stranded on the edge of a cliff. An angel appears and instructs them to jump off the cliff and say out loud what they would like to land on safely. The brunette goes first. She jumps and says, "Pillows!" She lands on a pile of pillows at the bottom. The redhead goes next. She jumps and says "Feathers!" She lands on a mass of feathers below. The blonde walks up to the edge, but trips on a rock, yelling, "Shit!" as she falls off.

Three guys travel to Saudi Arabia and get lost. They walk into a tent that they think was the one they rented, but actually belongs to a prince with 3 hot wives. The prince comes home and thinks his wives are cheating on him. As a punishment, he tells them that their penises will have to be cut off in some way relating to their occupation.
He asks the first guy what his job was.
"I'm an employee at the shooting range," he replies.
"Then we'll shoot your dick off!" the prince says.
"I'm a fireman," the second guy says.
"Then we'll burn your cock off!" says the prince.
The third guy smiles and says, "I'm a lollipop salesman."

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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES

Hilarious Signs People Share During Quarantine
http://thepostmanscorner.net/movie9a/ft0086.html

Lucky Number .. Nicholas Brothers .. 1936
http://thepostmanscorner.net/movie9a/ft0087.html

Live PD: Best of 2019 | A&E
http://thepostmanscorner.net/movie9a/ft0088.html

Abbott & Costello - 2 Classic Bits... $28 and Loafing
http://thepostmanscorner.net/movie9a/ft0089.html

Dom DeLuise and Friends ~ 1983 ~ Inspector Bawdy
http://thepostmanscorner.net/movie9a/ft0090.html

Jay Leno 18 11 2008 Stuff We Found On Ebay
http://thepostmanscorner.net/movie9a/ft0091.html

Dark Isle Bagpiper: Scotland the Brave
http://thepostmanscorner.net/movie9a/ft0092.html

Nun and Priest Prank Compilation
http://thepostmanscorner.net/movie9a/ft0093.html

Walter For President
http://thepostmanscorner.net/movie9a/ft0094.html

The Three Geezers - America's Got Talent - 2014
http://thepostmanscorner.net/movie9a/ft0095.html

Dad: "Say 'daddy.'"
Baby: "Mommy!"
Dad: "Come on, say 'daddy!'"
Baby: "Mommy!"
Dad: "F*ck you. Say 'daddy!'"
Baby: "F*ck you. Mommy!"
Mom: "Honey, I'm home!"
Baby: "F*ck you!"
Mom: "Who taught you to say that?"
Baby: "Daddy!"
Dad: "Son of a b*tch."

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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES

back in my day
http://thepostmanscorner.net/humor001/dr0111a.html

right now in prison
http://thepostmanscorner.net/humor001/dr0112.html

the redneck went to the hospital
http://thepostmanscorner.net/humor001/dr0113.html

little Johnny is back
http://thepostmanscorner.net/humor001/dr0114.html

ran over a badger
http://thepostmanscorner.net/humor001/dr0115.html

might be gay
http://thepostmanscorner.net/humor001/dr0116.html

took off her shirt
http://thepostmanscorner.net/humor001/dr0117.html

does your meth contain gluten
http://thepostmanscorner.net/humor001/dr0118.html

champagne in a tall glass
http://thepostmanscorner.net/humor001/dr0119.html

three trees and a woodpecker
http://thepostmanscorner.net/humor001/dr0120.html

turned into a dog
http://thepostmanscorner.net/humor001/dr0121.html

social distancing
http://thepostmanscorner.net/humor001/dr0122.html

a farmer pulls a prank
http://thepostmanscorner.net/humor001/dr0123.html

odering delivery from a Mexican restaurant
http://thepostmanscorner.net/humor001/dr0124.html

2 wks into isolation
http://thepostmanscorner.net/humor001/dr0125.html

kaundry
http://thepostmanscorner.net/humor001/dr0125a.html

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