[PostmansCorner] THE POSTMAN'S CORNER

 

no man has a good enough memory to be a successful liar
Abraham Lincoln

welcome to:
THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!

GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!

FROM:
THE INVESTIGATIVE REPORTS BUREAU OF
THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
an ASSociated press release
Did you hear the recent news about masks from
the CDC?


We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman

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MEMES N TOONS

life
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the puppy
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we all agreed
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after 2 days
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this is her statement
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checking up
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please tell me
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outfit of the month
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Easter in 2020
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not going back
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victim of the shortage
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we come to your house
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walked through walmart
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a new martini
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you hear your neighbor
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What is a pansexual's guilty pleasure activity?
Washing the dishes.

Did you hear about the man who's making model boats in his attic?
Sails are going through the roof.

How did the dentist become a brain surgeon?
The drill slipped.

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JOKES

Mary and Thelma
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trying to kill you
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guy goes to the dentist
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God will take care of us
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on his death bed
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the engineer dies and goes to heaven
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during a funeral
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My wife and I were watching Who Wants To Be

A Millionaire while we were in bed.
I turned to her and said, 'Do you want to have Sex?'
'No,' she answered.
I then said, 'Is that your final answer?'
.... She didn't even look at me this time, simply saying, 'Yes..'
So I said, "Then I'd like to phone a friend."
And that's when the fight started...

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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES

Forklift Driver Causes an Entire Warehouse to Fall like Dominoes
http://thepostmanscorner.net/movie9a/ft0013.html

What is the Worst Thing You Ever Heard Your Mommy Say?
http://thepostmanscorner.net/movie9a/ft0014.html

The Pan-American Highway - From Peru to Tierra del Fuego
http://thepostmanscorner.net/movie9a/ft0015.html

Border Patrol Agents Make Startling Discovery | Locked Up Abroad!
http://thepostmanscorner.net/movie9a/ft0016.html

Top 10 CRAZIEST Pets People Actually Own!
http://thepostmanscorner.net/movie9a/ft0017.html

Our Gang / Little Rascals - Cake SFX from "Birthday Blues" (1932)
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Top 10 Disturbing Facts About Victorian England
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Drowning Leopard Cub Rescue From Well
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Top 10 Pranks of 2019 | Best of Just For Laughs Gags
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Awesome Funny Pet Animals Videos
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Shelter In Place Chunk
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Britain's Got Talent 2020 Diana Vedyashinka's

Hot Doggie Show Full Audition
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Simon;s Cat AMBUSH (At home special)
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A LITTLE BIT OF HUMOR

hot dogs with ham
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barbers adapt to the pandemic
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gas for a buck fifty nine
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smoking pot and skipping school
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lying on the couch
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absorbing so much
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dogs are hard to  train
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alcohol consumption
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how we survived
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eating bat soup
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how it came out
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we had 45 days to think about it
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begging Jolene
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just like the good ole days
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wearing masks
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glow sticks
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why this is happening
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