A good friend never lets a friend do stupid things....
ALONE!!!!
welcome to:
THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
So I do not think this social distancing is working
for me. Maybe I am doing it wrong? You would think
that I should have it figured out by now? But the
bad thing of it? I have been social distancing myself
from these bills and THEY ARE STILL FOLLOWING ME!
(and them bill collectors too! )
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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MEMES N TOONS
its my first time
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you didn't believe her
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gov't stimulus check
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pull my hair
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try them all
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grandpa's porn
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whiskey is a spirit
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vaginas
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what's wrong
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the experimental treatment of covid19
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congratulations on your purchase
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what are you wearing, Jake?
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warning labels
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his thoughts
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3 bellies
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what do you do
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butterface
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MEMES N TOONS
its my first time
http://thepostmanscorner.net/toon10a/oq0141.html
you didn't believe her
http://thepostmanscorner.net/toon10a/oq0141a.html
gov't stimulus check
http://thepostmanscorner.net/toon10a/oq0142a.html
pull my hair
http://thepostmanscorner.net/toon10a/oq0142.html
try them all
http://thepostmanscorner.net/toon10a/oq0143.html
grandpa's porn
http://thepostmanscorner.net/toon10a/oq0144.html
whiskey is a spirit
http://thepostmanscorner.net/toon10a/oq0145.html
vaginas
http://thepostmanscorner.net/toon10a/oq0146.html
what's wrong
http://thepostmanscorner.net/toon10a/oq0147.html
the experimental treatment of covid19
http://thepostmanscorner.net/toon10a/oq0148.html
congratulations on your purchase
http://thepostmanscorner.net/toon10a/oq0149.html
what are you wearing, Jake?
http://thepostmanscorner.net/toon10a/oq0150.html
warning labels
http://thepostmanscorner.net/toon10a/oq0151.html
his thoughts
http://thepostmanscorner.net/toon10a/oq0152.html
3 bellies
http://thepostmanscorner.net/toon10a/oq0153.html
what do you do
http://thepostmanscorner.net/toon10a/oq0154.html
butterface
http://thepostmanscorner.net/toon10a/oq0155.html
The teacher asks her class "What is sex?" and Little Johnny
stands up and says "sex is the temptation caused by the
sensation when a boy sticks his location into a girl's
destination. Did you get my explanation or do you need a
destination. Did you get my explanation or do you need a
demonstration?" and the teacher fainted.
How can you tell if your wife is dead? – The sex is the same
How can you tell if your wife is dead? – The sex is the same
but the dishes start piling up.
Did you hear about the actor who fell through the floorboards?
Did you hear about the actor who fell through the floorboards?
He was just going through a stage.
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JOKES
you won't believe what I discovered
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an old woman is carrying 2 large sacks
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one night it was storming
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father is listening to his daughter say her prayers
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3 Europeans come to America
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little Johnny peaks into his parents room
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today there was a big test
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an American soldier serving in ww2
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a restaurant in Spain
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a tired old dog wanders into the yard
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JOKES
you won't believe what I discovered
http://thepostmanscorner.net/joke9a/kj0076.html
an old woman is carrying 2 large sacks
http://thepostmanscorner.net/joke9a/kj0077.html
one night it was storming
http://thepostmanscorner.net/joke9a/kj0078.html
father is listening to his daughter say her prayers
http://thepostmanscorner.net/joke9a/kj0079.html
3 Europeans come to America
http://thepostmanscorner.net/joke9a/kj0080.html
little Johnny peaks into his parents room
http://thepostmanscorner.net/joke9a/kj0081.html
today there was a big test
http://thepostmanscorner.net/joke9a/kj0082.html
an American soldier serving in ww2
http://thepostmanscorner.net/joke9a/kj0083.html
a restaurant in Spain
http://thepostmanscorner.net/joke9a/kj0084.html
a tired old dog wanders into the yard
http://thepostmanscorner.net/joke9a/kj0085.html
"My New Year's resolution is to get in shape. I choose round."
- Sarah Millican
"I needed a password eight characters long, so I picked
"I needed a password eight characters long, so I picked
Snow White and the Seven Dwarves." - Nick Helm
Sometimes I tuck my knees into my chest and lean forward.
Sometimes I tuck my knees into my chest and lean forward.
That's just how I roll.
A soldier survived mustard gas in battle, and then pepper
A soldier survived mustard gas in battle, and then pepper
spray by the police. He's now a seasoned veteran.
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A LITTLE BIT OF HUMOR
he gave her a bracelet
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frustrating
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making sex videos
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Jerry Springer
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a legal opinion
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the misquitos
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before you speak
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during quarantine
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he cries after sex
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hot girl
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a liberal
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bottom is getting big
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guy rule
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wearing masks
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getting jumped
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how to understand each other
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A LITTLE BIT OF HUMOR
he gave her a bracelet
http://thepostmanscorner.net/humor001/dr0141.html
frustrating
http://thepostmanscorner.net/humor001/dr0142.html
making sex videos
http://thepostmanscorner.net/humor001/dr0143.html
Jerry Springer
http://thepostmanscorner.net/humor001/dr0144.html
a legal opinion
http://thepostmanscorner.net/humor001/dr0145.html
the misquitos
http://thepostmanscorner.net/humor001/dr0146.html
before you speak
http://thepostmanscorner.net/humor001/dr0147.html
during quarantine
http://thepostmanscorner.net/humor001/dr0148.html
he cries after sex
http://thepostmanscorner.net/humor001/dr0149.html
hot girl
http://thepostmanscorner.net/humor001/dr0150.html
a liberal
http://thepostmanscorner.net/humor001/dr0151.html
bottom is getting big
http://thepostmanscorner.net/humor001/dr0152.html
guy rule
http://thepostmanscorner.net/humor001/dr0153.html
wearing masks
http://thepostmanscorner.net/humor001/dr0154.html
getting jumped
http://thepostmanscorner.net/humor001/dr0155.html
how to understand each other
http://thepostmanscorner.net/humor001/dr0155a.html
"Looking at my face is like reading in the car.
It's all right for 10 minutes, then you start to feel sick."
– Andrew Lawrence
I bought my friend an elephant for his room.
I bought my friend an elephant for his room.
He said "Thanks!" I said "Don't mention it."
"I was playing chess with my friend and he said,
"I was playing chess with my friend and he said,
'Let's make this interesting'. So we stopped playing chess."
– Matt Kirshen
Why do we tell actors to 'break a leg?' Because every play has a cast.
Why do we tell actors to 'break a leg?' Because every play has a cast.
_________________
LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
Jeff Foxworthy in Pittsburgh - Stand up Comedy
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BORA BORA ISLAND , FRENCH POLYNESIA HD
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Funny Signs: Undercover Police
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Billy Connolly's Hilarious Bit
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George Carlin - Airplane Safety
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"Taps" performed in Arlington National Cemetery
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Elephant want to join interview with her favorite person
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Baby laughing at a howling siberian husky!
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4 Year Old Speaks 7 Languages!!
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Ren and Stimpy a yard too far
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
Jeff Foxworthy in Pittsburgh - Stand up Comedy
http://thepostmanscorner.net/movie9a/ft0106.html
BORA BORA ISLAND , FRENCH POLYNESIA HD
http://thepostmanscorner.net/movie9a/ft0107.html
Funny Signs: Undercover Police
http://thepostmanscorner.net/movie9a/ft0108.html
Billy Connolly's Hilarious Bit
http://thepostmanscorner.net/movie9a/ft0109.html
George Carlin - Airplane Safety
http://thepostmanscorner.net/movie9a/ft0110.html
"Taps" performed in Arlington National Cemetery
http://thepostmanscorner.net/movie9a/ft0111.html
Elephant want to join interview with her favorite person
http://thepostmanscorner.net/movie9a/ft0112.html
Baby laughing at a howling siberian husky!
http://thepostmanscorner.net/movie9a/ft0113.html
4 Year Old Speaks 7 Languages!!
http://thepostmanscorner.net/movie9a/ft0114.html
Ren and Stimpy a yard too far
http://thepostmanscorner.net/movie9a/ft0115.html
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