Plants gone potty!: [PostmansCorner] THE POSTMAN'S CORNER

A good friend never lets a friend do stupid things....
ALONE!!!!

welcome to:
THE POSTMAN'S CORNER

GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
So I do not think this social distancing is working
for me. Maybe I am doing it wrong? You would think
that I should have it figured out by now? But the
bad thing of it? I have been social distancing myself
from these bills and THEY ARE STILL FOLLOWING ME!
(and them bill collectors too! )

We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman

The teacher asks her class "What is sex?" and Little Johnny

stands up and says "sex is the temptation caused by the

sensation when a boy sticks his location into a girl's
destination. Did you get my explanation or do you need a

demonstration?" and the teacher fainted.

How can you tell if your wife is dead? – The sex is the same

but the dishes start piling up.

Did you hear about the actor who fell through the floorboards?

He was just going through a stage.

"My New Year's resolution is to get in shape. I choose round."

- Sarah Millican

"I needed a password eight characters long, so I picked

Snow White and the Seven Dwarves." - Nick Helm

Sometimes I tuck my knees into my chest and lean forward.

That's just how I roll.

A soldier survived mustard gas in battle, and then pepper

spray by the police. He's now a seasoned veteran.

"Looking at my face is like reading in the car.

It's all right for 10 minutes, then you start to feel sick."

– Andrew Lawrence

I bought my friend an elephant for his room.

He said "Thanks!" I said "Don't mention it."

"I was playing chess with my friend and he said,

'Let's make this interesting'. So we stopped playing chess."

– Matt Kirshen

Why do we tell actors to 'break a leg?' Because every play has a cast.

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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES

Jeff Foxworthy in Pittsburgh - Stand up Comedy
http://thepostmanscorner.net/movie9a/ft0106.html

BORA BORA ISLAND , FRENCH POLYNESIA HD
http://thepostmanscorner.net/movie9a/ft0107.html

Funny Signs: Undercover Police
http://thepostmanscorner.net/movie9a/ft0108.html

Billy Connolly's Hilarious Bit
http://thepostmanscorner.net/movie9a/ft0109.html

George Carlin - Airplane Safety
http://thepostmanscorner.net/movie9a/ft0110.html

"Taps" performed in Arlington National Cemetery
http://thepostmanscorner.net/movie9a/ft0111.html

Elephant want to join interview with her favorite person
http://thepostmanscorner.net/movie9a/ft0112.html

Baby laughing at a howling siberian husky!
http://thepostmanscorner.net/movie9a/ft0113.html

4 Year Old Speaks 7 Languages!!
http://thepostmanscorner.net/movie9a/ft0114.html

Ren and Stimpy a yard too far
http://thepostmanscorner.net/movie9a/ft0115.html

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