[PostmansCorner] THE POSTMAN'S CORNER

 

The American public will endure until the
Congress discovers it can bribe American people
with the money of Americans.
Alexis De Tocqueville


welcome to:
THE POSTMAN'S CORNER

GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!

We do hope you enjoy today's issue!

Cordially

Martin aka the postman

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MEMES N TOONS

isolation
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home school testing
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cops these days
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winning the lottery
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on my way
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I thought you were watching him
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thanks hoarders
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whats the difference
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are you certain
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hey Hillary
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the banana diet
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the buttons of my jeans
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a safe beach
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stupid mode
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My job is to drill holes in things and then bolt them together.
At first it's boring, but later on, it's riveting.

I went for a job interview today.
The interviewer asked me, "What's your biggest weakness?"
I said, "Answering the semantics of a question

but ignoring the pragmatics."
The interviewer said, "Could you give me an example?"
I said, "Yes, I could."

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JOKES

signs of menopause
http://thepostmanscorner.net/jk01/jz0246.html

Lord of the manor
http://thepostmanscorner.net/jk01/jz0247.html

the head of a man's penis
http://thepostmanscorner.net/jk01/jz0248.html

what happened to you
http://thepostmanscorner.net/jk01/jz0249.html

in my day
http://thepostmanscorner.net/jk01/jz0250.html

what was that for
http://thepostmanscorner.net/jk01/jz0251.html

how did you know
http://thepostmanscorner.net/jk01/jz0252.html

it does not exist
http://thepostmanscorner.net/jk01/jz0253.html

Hillary has crabs
http://thepostmanscorner.net/jk01/jz0254.html

traveling to his new parish
http://thepostmanscorner.net/jk01/jz0255.html

What did the left eye say to the right eye?
Between you and me, something smells.

I got a vasectomy but my girlfriend still got pregnant.
Apparently, all a vasectomy does is change the color of the baby.
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A LITTLE BIT OF HUMOR

the drop in price of gas
http://thepostmanscorner.net/humor001/dr0186.html

prophecy class
http://thepostmanscorner.net/humor001/dr0187.html

after 21 years
http://thepostmanscorner.net/humor001/dr0188.html

from 30 years ago
http://thepostmanscorner.net/humor001/dr0189.html

at the mall
http://thepostmanscorner.net/humor001/dr0190.html

the animals
http://thepostmanscorner.net/humor001/dr0191.html

surround your self
http://thepostmanscorner.net/humor001/dr0192.html

Pelosi
http://thepostmanscorner.net/humor001/dr0193.html

remember when we were little
http://thepostmanscorner.net/humor001/dr0194.html

4 beers
http://thepostmanscorner.net/humor001/dr0195.html

what happens in Vegas
http://thepostmanscorner.net/humor001/dr0196.html

3 books
http://thepostmanscorner.net/humor001/dr0197.html

the cop pulled me over
http://thepostmanscorner.net/humor001/dr0198.html

slap someone
http://thepostmanscorner.net/humor001/dr0199.html

when the beach reopens
http://thepostmanscorner.net/humor001/dr0200.html

Virginity is like a car.
Once you've had it 25 years, nobody else wants it either.

My sexual desires have been getting out of control…
But it wasn't until I spanked a statue that I knew I'd hit rock bottom.

My dentist reminded me about my wife's sensitive gag reflex.
We laughed about it for a while.
Then I remembered me and my wife have different dentists.

Dating is a lot like fishing.
Sure, there's plenty of fish in the sea.
But until I catch one, I'm just stuck here holding my rod.
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES

12 Most Beautiful Castles in Europe - Travel Video
http://thepostmanscorner.net/movie9a/ft0136a.html

The Hive - a short sci-fi film
http://thepostmanscorner.net/movie9a/ft0137.html

3rd Annual Nevada City Soap Box Derby
http://thepostmanscorner.net/movie9a/ft0138.html

The Earth Day Special: Rodney Dangerfield on The Dating Game
http://thepostmanscorner.net/movie9a/ft0139.html

A Baby Moose Adopted This Woman as Her Mom | The Dodo Soulmates
http://thepostmanscorner.net/movie9a/ft0140.html

10 Cool Facts About The Lewis & Clark Expedition
http://thepostmanscorner.net/movie9a/ft0141.html

Batman's Tumbler - Jay Leno's Garage
http://thepostmanscorner.net/movie9a/ft0142.html

Kruger National Park Live Lions
http://thepostmanscorner.net/movie9a/ft0143.html

One Among Us: Driving the same car for 53 years
http://thepostmanscorner.net/movie9a/ft0144.html

Monty Python - The Black Knight - Tis But A Scratch
http://thepostmanscorner.net/movie9a/ft0145.html

Corona virus Horse Race
http://thepostmanscorner.net/movie9a/ft0145a.html

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