[PostmansCorner] THE POSTMAN'S CORNER

 

In reading the lives of great men, I found that the
first victory they won was over themselves...
self-discipline with all of them came first.
Harry S Truman

welcome to:
THE POSTMAN'S CORNER

GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!

FROM:
THE INVESTIGATIVE REPORTS BUREAU OF
THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
(an ASSociated press release)
Walmart has announced that the tp shortage should be
lightening up. The supply is being augmented by an
increase in production.

We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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MEMES N TOONS

in a parallel universe
http://thepostmanscorner.net/tn04/rn0402.html

an arrogant mouse
http://thepostmanscorner.net/tn04/rn0403.html

the dog's revenge
http://thepostmanscorner.net/tn04/rn0404.html

move closer
http://thepostmanscorner.net/tn04/rn0405.html

what your father told me
http://thepostmanscorner.net/tn04/rn0407.html

wanna fool around
http://thepostmanscorner.net/tn04/rn0409.html

birth control
http://thepostmanscorner.net/tn04/rn0410.html

he is polite
http://thepostmanscorner.net/tn04/rn0411.html

plans for the weekend
http://thepostmanscorner.net/tn04/rn0412.html

left handed
http://thepostmanscorner.net/tn04/rn0413.html

won't impress me
http://thepostmanscorner.net/tn04/rn0415.html

after sex
http://thepostmanscorner.net/tn04/rn0416.html

leave work early
http://thepostmanscorner.net/tn04/rn0417.html

never pay for my weed
http://thepostmanscorner.net/tn04/rn0418.html

bathroom break
http://thepostmanscorner.net/tn04/rn0419.html

an exciting girlfriend
http://thepostmanscorner.net/tn04/rn0420.html

cancelled
http://thepostmanscorner.net/tn04/rn0421.html

Q: What does one penny say to the other penny?
A: Let's get together and make some cents.

Q: What's 6 inches long, 2 inches wide and drives women wild?
A: a $100 bill!

Q: What is Barack Obama's new slogan in these tough times?
A: Spare Change You Can Believe In!
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JOKES

one summer
http://thepostmanscorner.net/jk01/jz0083.html

life and love
http://thepostmanscorner.net/jk01/jz0084.html

his new girlfriend
http://thepostmanscorner.net/jk01/jz0085.html

the moles
http://thepostmanscorner.net/jk01/jz0086.html

list of slogans
http://thepostmanscorner.net/jk01/jz0087.html

like a peanut
http://thepostmanscorner.net/jk01/jz0088.html

who is best at his job
http://thepostmanscorner.net/jk01/jz0089.html

John is having a bad day
http://thepostmanscorner.net/jk01/jz0091.html

she is single
http://thepostmanscorner.net/jk01/jz0092.html

responsible to drive
http://thepostmanscorner.net/jk01/jz0093.html

Merry Christmas
http://thepostmanscorner.net/jk01/jz0094.html

sitting on a bus
http://thepostmanscorner.net/jk01/jz0095.html

the panda
http://thepostmanscorner.net/jk01/jz0100.html

the new school year
http://thepostmanscorner.net/jk01/jz0102.html

her parents house for dinner
http://thepostmanscorner.net/jk01/jz0103.html

Red Riding Hood and the wolf
http://thepostmanscorner.net/jk01/jz0104.html

between her legs
http://thepostmanscorner.net/jk01/jz0106.html

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A LITTLE BIT OF HUMOR

on google maps
http://thepostmanscorner.net/hm08/kc0188.html

she told me
http://thepostmanscorner.net/hm08/kc0189.html

still stupid
http://thepostmanscorner.net/hm08/kc0190.html

kicking and screaming
http://thepostmanscorner.net/hm08/kc0191.html

chicken
http://thepostmanscorner.net/hm08/kc0192.html

daisey dukes
http://thepostmanscorner.net/hm08/kc0193.html

the bathroom scale
http://thepostmanscorner.net/hm08/kc0194.html

calm down
http://thepostmanscorner.net/hm08/kc0195.html

a deck of playing cards
http://thepostmanscorner.net/hm08/kc0196.html

you awake
http://thepostmanscorner.net/hm08/kc0197.html

extended warranty
http://thepostmanscorner.net/hm08/kc0198.html

the magic black hat
http://thepostmanscorner.net/hm08/kc0199.html

random drug testing
http://thepostmanscorner.net/hm08/kc0200.html

in the forest
http://thepostmanscorner.net/hm08/kc0201.html

in America
http://thepostmanscorner.net/hm08/kc0202.html

Q: How many Democrats does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Just one, but it really gets screwed.

Q: What happens when you cross a pig with a Democrat?
A: Nothing. There are some things a pig won't do.

Q: What's the difference between a Democrat and a trampoline?
A: You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES

Kid Rock - All Summer Long
http://thepostmanscorner.net/movie9/fr0606.html

Live PD: Pretty Good Day
http://thepostmanscorner.net/movie9/fr0607.html

What has Hubble seen in our Solar System? | Hubble Space Images
http://thepostmanscorner.net/movie9/fr0608.html

Bill Burr - Motherhood Isn't The Hardest Job
http://thepostmanscorner.net/movie9/fr0609.html

Benny Hill - Fruit Stand 'Closing Chase
http://thepostmanscorner.net/movie9/fr0610.html

2 Whales Follow A Surfer
http://thepostmanscorner.net/movie9/fr0611.html

Donald Trump on David Letterman 17 October, 2013
http://thepostmanscorner.net/movie9/fr0612.html

25 Funny One-Liners
http://thepostmanscorner.net/movie9/fr0613.html

Identity SHORT FILM
http://thepostmanscorner.net/movie9/fr0614.html

The 10 Largest Forests on Earth
http://thepostmanscorner.net/movie9/fr0615.html

Drowning Leopard rescued from a 20 Ft. Deep Well in Maharashtra
http://thepostmanscorner.net/movie9/fr0616.html

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