[PostmansCorner] THE POSTMAN'S CORNER

 

10 people who speak make more noise than 1000
people who are silent
Napoleon Bonaparte

welcome to:
THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!

GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
When we are 80 we can all tell our great grand children
about how we survived the great pandemic with nothing more
than Netflix binging and how we outlived the tp shortage by
purchasing it from Dollar General and how we had to walk through
snow 12 inches deep for 10 miles just to get there. Then when
they lock us up in nursing homes we can while away the hours
by writing bathroom graffiti on the walls about them that they
will not understand because its in cursive.
We do hope you enjoy today's issue
Cordially
Martin aka the postman

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MEMES N TOONS

chicago
http://thepostmanscorner.net/toon10a/oq0173.html

potheads
http://thepostmanscorner.net/toon10a/oq0174.html

its from IKEA
http://thepostmanscorner.net/toon10a/oq0175.html

EMTS
http://thepostmanscorner.net/toon10a/oq0176.html

an MRI
http://thepostmanscorner.net/toon10a/oq0177.html

women and beer
http://thepostmanscorner.net/toon10a/oq0178.html

partial
http://thepostmanscorner.net/toon10a/oq0179.html

a college degree
http://thepostmanscorner.net/toon10a/oq0180.html

reindeer games
http://thepostmanscorner.net/toon10a/oq0181.html

a balanced diet
http://thepostmanscorner.net/toon10a/oq0182.html

Santa says
http://thepostmanscorner.net/toon10a/oq0183.html

abduction
http://thepostmanscorner.net/toon10a/oq0184.html

stinky
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delivering
http://thepostmanscorner.net/toon10a/oq0186.html

early humans
http://thepostmanscorner.net/toon10a/oq0187.html

a brush with death
http://thepostmanscorner.net/toon10a/oq0188.html

having troubles
http://thepostmanscorner.net/toon10a/oq0189.html

You are like dandruff because I just cannot get you out of my
head no matter how hard I try.

You know you're a mom when... ...picking up another human to smell

their butt is not only normal but totally necessary

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JOKES

Anna is an angel
http://thepostmanscorner.net/jk01/jz0216.html

she asked her husband
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he looked very angry
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what are all those women doing
http://thepostmanscorner.net/jk01/jz0219.html

a new insight on marriage
http://thepostmanscorner.net/jk01/jz0220html

a little action
http://thepostmanscorner.net/jk01/jz0225.html

visits her son for dinner
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how could you
http://thepostmanscorner.net/jk01/jz0242.html

sexual compatibility
http://thepostmanscorner.net/jk01/jz0243.html

could you talk to me
http://thepostmanscorner.net/jk01/jz0244.html

The other day I got carded at the liquor store. While I was taking
out my ID, my old Blockbuster card fell out. The clerk shook his head,
said, "Never mind," and rang me up. —Andrea Price

Therapist: I've concluded that you are incapable of describing your feelings.
Patient: I can't say that I am surprised!
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A LITTLE BIT OF HUMOR

some people speak so much crap
http://thepostmanscorner.net/humor001/dr0171.html

its possible to live on mars
http://thepostmanscorner.net/humor001/dr0172.html

stressed
http://thepostmanscorner.net/humor001/dr0173.html

after winning the game
http://thepostmanscorner.net/humor001/dr0174.html

not sure what day it is
http://thepostmanscorner.net/humor001/dr0175.html

a pessimist
http://thepostmanscorner.net/humor001/dr0176.html

take your grandma for chinese
http://thepostmanscorner.net/humor001/dr0177.html

person who asks for your advice
http://thepostmanscorner.net/humor001/dr0178.html

do not flush
http://thepostmanscorner.net/humor001/dr0179.html

nothing cures a crush
http://thepostmanscorner.net/humor001/dr0180.html

the fastest land mammal
http://thepostmanscorner.net/humor001/dr0181.html

theres no stopping me now
http://thepostmanscorner.net/humor001/dr0182.html

my pants
http://thepostmanscorner.net/humor001/dr0183.html

a booby trap
http://thepostmanscorner.net/humor001/dr0184.html

after sex
http://thepostmanscorner.net/humor001/dr0185.html

Ann: I herd that you are a hypochondriac. Stan: Well,

my doctor says I'm not,but I spent 3 days reading about

it on the internet and I have all the symptoms.

Q:  What do you call a guy who's had too much to drink? A:  A cab.

Q: What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A: A stick.

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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES

Message from Gov. Whitmer - SNL
http://thepostmanscorner.net/movie9a/ft0126.html

Rare Performance Robin Williams Stand-up
http://thepostmanscorner.net/movie9a/ft0127.html

Carol Burnett - Bust Ups, Bloopers & Blunders
http://thepostmanscorner.net/movie9a/ft0128.html

Laurel & Hardy (Pardon Us)
http://thepostmanscorner.net/movie9a/ft0129.html

The Honeymooners: Brother Ralph
http://thepostmanscorner.net/movie9a/ft0130.html

Retribution - Action Short film
http://thepostmanscorner.net/movie9a/ft0131.html

The JFK assassination | 72 Hours that changed America
http://thepostmanscorner.net/movie9a/ft0132.html

The Cowboy - Short Film
http://thepostmanscorner.net/movie9a/ft0133.html

Sanford & Son where Lamont gets sick & Fred wears a mask
http://thepostmanscorner.net/movie9a/ft0134.html

Hogan's Heroes funny clips
http://thepostmanscorner.net/movie9a/ft0135.html

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