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A good friend never lets a friend do stupid things....
ALONE!!!!

welcome to:
THE POSTMAN'S CORNER

GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
So I do not think this social distancing is working
for me. Maybe I am doing it wrong? You would think
that I should have it figured out by now? But the
bad thing of it? I have been social distancing myself
from these bills and THEY ARE STILL FOLLOWING ME!
(and them bill collectors too! )

We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman

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MEMES N TOONS

its my first time
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you didn't believe her
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gov't stimulus check
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pull my hair
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try them all
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grandpa's porn
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whiskey is a spirit
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vaginas
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what's wrong
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the experimental treatment of covid19
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congratulations on your purchase
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what are you wearing, Jake?
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warning labels
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his thoughts
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3 bellies
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what do you do
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butterface
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The teacher asks her class "What is sex?" and Little Johnny

stands up and says "sex is the temptation caused by the

sensation when a boy sticks his location into a girl's
destination. Did you get my explanation or do you need a

demonstration?" and the teacher fainted.

How can you tell if your wife is dead? – The sex is the same

but the dishes start piling up.

Did you hear about the actor who fell through the floorboards?

He was just going through a stage.

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JOKES

you won't believe what I discovered
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an old woman is carrying 2 large sacks
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one night it was storming
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father is listening to his daughter say her prayers
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3 Europeans come to America
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little Johnny peaks into his parents room
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today there was a big test
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an American soldier serving in ww2
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a restaurant in Spain
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a tired old dog wanders into the yard
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"My New Year's resolution is to get in shape. I choose round."

- Sarah Millican

"I needed a password eight characters long, so I picked

Snow White and the Seven Dwarves." - Nick Helm

Sometimes I tuck my knees into my chest and lean forward.

That's just how I roll.

A soldier survived mustard gas in battle, and then pepper

spray by the police. He's now a seasoned veteran.

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A LITTLE BIT OF HUMOR

he gave her a bracelet
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frustrating
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making sex videos
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Jerry Springer
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a legal opinion
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the misquitos
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before you speak
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during quarantine
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he cries after sex
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hot girl
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a liberal
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bottom is getting big
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guy rule
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wearing masks
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getting jumped
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how to understand each other
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"Looking at my face is like reading in the car.

It's all right for 10 minutes, then you start to feel sick."

– Andrew Lawrence

I bought my friend an elephant for his room.

He said "Thanks!" I said "Don't mention it."

"I was playing chess with my friend and he said,

'Let's make this interesting'. So we stopped playing chess."

– Matt Kirshen

Why do we tell actors to 'break a leg?' Because every play has a cast.

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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES

Jeff Foxworthy in Pittsburgh - Stand up Comedy
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BORA BORA ISLAND , FRENCH POLYNESIA HD
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Funny Signs: Undercover Police
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Billy Connolly's Hilarious Bit
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George Carlin - Airplane Safety
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"Taps" performed in Arlington National Cemetery
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Elephant want to join interview with her favorite person
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Baby laughing at a howling siberian husky!
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4 Year Old Speaks 7 Languages!!
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Ren and Stimpy a yard too far
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