Plants gone potty!: [PostmansCorner] THE POSTMAN'S CORNER

There would be no Christmas if there was no Easter
- Gordon B. Hinckley

welcome to:
THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!

GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
Normally,the postman clan would celebrate Easter today
with plans of a big Sunday dinner. It would also mean
seeing the grand children and having an Easter egg hunt.
I always love hiding eggs out in the yard each year. And also
there is the sunrise breakfast and special church service
at church. None of those things will happen today because
of this quarantine and the lock downs. So today may find
you somewhat saddened by the things we are foregoing as a
result of this pandemic. But remember this one thing about
Easter, the real gift and meaning about Easter is what is inside
of us and what we do to reach out to touch others with it.

We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman

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A little girl was sitting on her grandfather's lap as he read

her a bedtime story. From time to time, she would take

her eyes off the book and reach up to touch his wrinkled

cheek. She was alternately stroking her own cheek, then

his again. Finally she spoke up, "Grandpa, did God make you?"

"Yes, sweetheart," he answered. "God made me a long time ago."

"Oh," she paused. "Grandpa, did God make me too?""Yes,

indeed, honey," he said. "God made you just a little while

ago."Feeling their respective faces again, the little girl observed,

"God's getting better at it, isn't He?"

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Three years ago my doctor told me I was going deaf...
I haven't heard from him since
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I'm gonna go stand outside,
so if anybody asks you can just say i'am outstanding.
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Q: What do you call someone who can't stick with a diet?
A: A deserter.
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Did anyone see the joke I posted recently about my spine?
It was about a weak back.

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