[PostmansCorner] THE POSTMAN'S CORNER

 

Take care of your body. It's the only place you have to live.
Jim Rohn


welcome to:
THE POSTMAN'S CORNER

GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!

During the Obama administration, the unemployment rate
reached a staggering 12.8 percent.
The unemployment rate as of April 3rd 2020 because of
Covid19? 13 percent...according to the New York Times.
This last week, the US gov't. started mailing out... the largest
stimulus relief checks to individuals that was the largest
ever sent by any past president. Now people are complaining
that they want another one. And how many checks were
given to the people during the Obama administration?

The governor of our fair state made comments yesterday that an
extension of the current lock down, set to expire April 30th,
was most likely. I am pretty sure I heard death threats
immanating from the kitchen. I am also pretty sure they were
directed towards the governor and the corona virus.
But just to be safe,  I was very quiet and non confrontational
with the war dept. for most of the rest of the day.

we do hope you enjoy today's issue
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
_____________________

A man and his wife went to the doctor. The doctor

said, "I have good news and bad news." "What's the

bad news?" "Your wife has the corona virus." "Jeez!

What could possibly be good news."

"She didn't get it from you."

__________________
MEMES N TOONS

I keep finding postage stamps
http://thepostmanscorner.net/toon10a/oq0091.html

you suck
http://thepostmanscorner.net/toon10a/oq0092.html

a pot head
http://thepostmanscorner.net/toon10a/oq0093.html

you happy now
http://thepostmanscorner.net/toon10a/oq0094.html

Japanese jpegs
http://thepostmanscorner.net/toon10a/oq0095.html

am I adopted
http://thepostmanscorner.net/toon10a/oq0096.html

Your name is Joe
http://thepostmanscorner.net/toon10a/oq0097.html

some people prefer
http://thepostmanscorner.net/toon10a/oq0098.html

this week
http://thepostmanscorner.net/toon10a/oq0099.html

whatever you want
http://thepostmanscorner.net/toon10a/oq0100.html

the only girl
http://thepostmanscorner.net/toon10a/oq0101.html

flowers
http://thepostmanscorner.net/toon10a/oq0102.html

out of the question
http://thepostmanscorner.net/toon10a/oq0103.html

what it means
http://thepostmanscorner.net/toon10a/oq0104.html

there I was
http://thepostmanscorner.net/toon10a/oq0105.html

Chinese worker: "Me not come to work, me sick." Boss:

"When I'm sick I have sex with my wife, try it." Chinese

calls back: "It worked. Me better. You got nice house!"

_______________________
JOKES

she was walking down the street w her blose open
http://thepostmanscorner.net/joke9a/kj0046.html

a magician on a cruise ship
http://thepostmanscorner.net/joke9a/kj0047.html

the microsoft toaster
http://thepostmanscorner.net/joke9a/kj0048.html

a stiner un a appliance store
http://thepostmanscorner.net/joke9a/kj0049.html

how do you do it
http://thepostmanscorner.net/joke9a/kj0050.html

the hospital patient
http://thepostmanscorner.net/joke9a/kj0051.html

a funeral cruise
http://thepostmanscorner.net/joke9a/kj0052.html

what do you do all day
http://thepostmanscorner.net/joke9a/kj0053.html

as stay at home orders were reduced
http://thepostmanscorner.net/joke9a/kj0054.html

A woman in a supermarket rushes to the express line with

a few items. The clerk has his back turned to her, so she says,

"Excuse me, I'm in a hurry. Could you please check me out?"
The clerk turns, looks her up and down, and says, "Nice t**s."

_________________
LETS GO TO THE MOVIES

Jay Leno's best moments over 22 years
http://thepostmanscorner.net/movie9a/ft0076.html

Happiness Just For Laughs Gags
http://thepostmanscorner.net/movie9a/ft0077.html

overdramatic dog faints while a lady tries to cut its nail
http://thepostmanscorner.net/movie9a/ft0078.html

Teacher stunned when Secret Santa gives her a car and
the entire school gives her a standing ovation
http://thepostmanscorner.net/movie9a/ft0079.html

99 Problems from 99 People
http://thepostmanscorner.net/movie9a/ft0080.html

The Richard Pryor Show - To Kill A Mockingbird
http://thepostmanscorner.net/movie9a/ft0081.html

Starbucks FUNNY Commercial
http://thepostmanscorner.net/movie9a/ft0082.html

The Little Rascals in "Choo-Choo"
http://thepostmanscorner.net/movie9a/ft0083.html

Bugs Rules
http://thepostmanscorner.net/movie9a/ft0084.html

Get Smart - Funny Scenes
http://thepostmanscorner.net/movie9a/ft0085.html


Joe was walking with his new girlfriend Vickie. They had just

finished a wonderful date and he was about to drop her off at

home.The mood was right and the timing was right, so Joe looked

into her eyes and said, "Sweetheart, I want to tell you that you're

the first girl I have ever loved."
"Oh no", Vickie groaned, "not another f****n  Rookie!

___________________
A LITTLE BIT OF HUMOR

leave em alone
http://thepostmanscorner.net/humor001/dr0096.html

the federal government
http://thepostmanscorner.net/humor001/dr0097.html

this lockdown got people thinking
http://thepostmanscorner.net/humor001/dr0098.html

the world is now Vegas
http://thepostmanscorner.net/humor001/dr0099.html

baptism
http://thepostmanscorner.net/humor001/dr0100.html

cbd toilet paper
http://thepostmanscorner.net/humor001/dr0101.html

what the vet did to the dog
http://thepostmanscorner.net/humor001/dr0102.html

pack your shit
http://thepostmanscorner.net/humor001/dr0103.html

a realistic Barbie
http://thepostmanscorner.net/humor001/dr0104.html

doing hair and nails
http://thepostmanscorner.net/humor001/dr0105.html

I got to stop
http://thepostmanscorner.net/humor001/dr0106.html

just a friendly warning
http://thepostmanscorner.net/humor001/dr0107.html

sandwiches for dummies
http://thepostmanscorner.net/humor001/dr0108.html

at St. Nicholas church
http://thepostmanscorner.net/humor001/dr0109.html

don't need a man
http://thepostmanscorner.net/humor001/dr0110.html

__._,_.___

---

Posted by: "Martin a.k.a. the postman" <martin7957@yahoo.com>

---

Reply via web post

•

Reply to sender

•

Reply to group

•

Start a New Topic

•

Messages in this topic (1759)

---

Check out the automatic photo album with 14 photo(s) from this topic.

---

*To visit your group "PostmansCorner" on the web.
  http://groups.yahoo.com/group/PostmansCorner
*To unsubscribe from this group, send a blank email to:
  PostmansCorner-unsubscribe@yahoogroups.com
*You can also unsubscribe by simply hitting your reply
  button to any issue and then hit send!
*To subscribe to this group, send a blank email to:
  PostmansCorner-subscribe@yahoogroups.com
*When you unsubscribe or subscribe, please remember that Yahoo
  groups will send you a confirmation email asking you to confirm
  your request. Be sure to do so, or nothing will happen
*PLZ NOTE: DO NOT send unsubscribe requests to the listowner
  (Follow instructions)

Visit Your Group

• Privacy • Unsubscribe • Terms of Use

.

__,_._,___