THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
The true way to gain much,
is never to desire to gain too much.
Francis Beaumont
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
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THE COMICS
how men think
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maids night off
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what your agent said
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the wishing well
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you've got male
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
Peace and Quiet
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REJECTED TWILIGHT ZONE EPISODES!
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During my physical yesterday, my doctor asked me about my
daily activity level, and so I described a typical day this way:
"Well, yesterday morning, I waded along the edge of a lake, escaped from
wild dogs in the heavy brush, walked up and down several rocky hills,
stood in a patch of poison ivy, crawled out of quicksand, and jumped way
from an aggressive rattlesnake."
Inspired by my story,the doctor said,
"You must be some outdoors man!"
"No," I replied,
"I'm just a shitty golfer."
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Yesterday my son came home and said, "I have good news and bad news.
The good news is I got eighteen out of twenty on my driver's test."
"Great!" I said. "Now what's the bad news?"
He replied, "They were pedestrians."
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Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing, that during the
mad cow epidemic, our government could track a single cow, born in Canada
almost three years ago - right to the stall where she slept - in the state
of Washington? And, they tracked her calves to their stalls. But they
are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens
wandering around our country. Maybe we should give each of them a cow.
Larry the cable guy
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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